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necessaryocthings: describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine
I’m very much in a “I could totally eat him/her/them/it out” kinda mood right now. Just, I dunno, slowly and seductively open your legs, and let me exercise my tongue. Maybe be bent over, maybe, shaking your butt, being all submissive,
eloquentasfuck: inbetweenthelineart: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR The correct response to “so you hate men?”
industrialplant: this is totally inappropriate
himfromthesun-deactivated201712: I’m afraid you don’t deserve me anymore.
What you missed on 5x06 of Game of Thrones:
spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging: Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something
asavageking: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will slow dance with you in your kitchen late at night Then have her on the counter.
jacksquared: :]] aww, totally shXts on my choreo. haha. I love this!!!! haha
crystalsoulslayer: just-shower-thoughts: I would be totally fine with mosquitos drinking my blood if the bites didn’t itch afterword Mosquitoes leave a bit of saliva behind in the bite wound. The saliva has anticoagulant and anti-inflammatory properties,
Hey guys, funny story–not ha-ha funny or anything–actually, not any kind of funny, it’s more on the depressing side if anything, but if you were to laugh while your eyes glaze over reading this it would at least give it the appearance
Er. So I seem to be receiving enough chain asks that I feel awkward sending them to the same bunch of people each time. It feels insincere (it isn’t; I do like you people), and considering that my social interaction on this website covers about,
theladymonsters: no you don’t understand how happy it makes me being asked about my favorite characters and my favorite ships and my feelings on things
I was tagged by garrianvakarian thanks to some blood contract nonsense. Which I may have consented to because of warm friendship fuzzies. Who can say, really. name. tumblr url. blog title. favorite color. a person you have a crush on ~or~ your
I just realized 2014 is ending. I have anime posts to write. This is the part where I realize that I really need to start keeping a list of what I watch. Update: Twelve shows. Past me, you are a jackass. We didn’t even like, like… two of
I was tagged by momtaku List fifteen things that make you happy and then tag five people (Fifteen?!) Frosty Puns Soccer Going out to movies Music Writing Stars Fanfic updates Summer nights (don’t start) AMVs My family Our dog Bowling Video games
The nice thing about running a blog on a queue is that no one has to know about the days when you accidentally let it run out and make the post for the day twenty minutes before it’s due.
New meds are putting me in a state of persistent panic that I imagine most strongly resembles the type of insanity that accompanies fictional accounts of the utmost traumatic despair.It’s making analysis of any sort… awkward, so if you guys
Yo, Star Wars Anon: I don’t know if you’re still around, but I did rewatch the original trilogy–and then the new movie today–and it was even better than I remembered.And I think the hole that one of our past dogs bit into the case of A
Guess who gets to be allergic to the treatment that they’ve spent three months prepping for!Guess what the alternative treatment is!(It’s okay if you get that guess wrong. So far the answer doesn’t appear to exist. If that was your guess, congratulations!
It’s important for you all to know that Frisbee responded to the 1993 Jurassic Park dinosaur noises with great concern.
A happy dog for a Happy Easter. May the spring shine just as gloriously on all of you today.
We now return to our regularly scheduled, “I think I need to kill myself because I can’t think of anything else that will remove me from my problems. But I don’t have the guts for that, so dear God, would you please have me get hit by a truck so
Its Valentine’s day!! some people should totally say hi. or submit. or kik me. or all of the above. tooottallly. jackske25
kimchicuddles: Confession: I can’t handle sharing a blanket with even ONE person. I am part werewolf or something and get WAY too hot. dommebadwolff23 totally you babe my wolf
itsajensenthing: “feels like just yesterday you were 32” STOPPP
lalondes: #this could be us but you playin
datsassycorporal: I can totally imagine chapter 58 being a rap battle between Levi and that Kanye guy
GUYS! Let me introduce you the second sibling for our sort of "RivaMika babies"
xsagacitasx: LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS Chapter 58 spoilers under the cut..! Read More
motorcyclles: what do you mean this is not what happened in chapter 58
kenken-chan: benedictsbottom: well yes of course i want my otp to be happy but first let me see one of them choking back tears at a hospital bedside while the other lies in a coma (◉‿◉✿) did you mean fuku-shuu?
otp-tears: you can’t convince me this didn’t happen
nizaen: I suddenly got the idea that Crosshairs would probably hit on humans for fun because he just can with that voice and well oops. I blame you guys with your nice Drift and Crosshairs art.
justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf replied to your post: My love for you like like a truck okay letz go BERZERKERRR, BEZERKERRRR. YA FUEL FOR MY BALLZ 2 U! I didn’t understand
justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf replied to your post: My love for you like like a truck okay letz go BERZERKERRR, BEZERKERRRR. YA FUEL FOR MY
OK Wulphire this is TOTALLY you! Not bad
riskyrussian: catbountry: cootie-monster: naomiknight17: ponycronus: datcatwhatcameback: ragingcommonsense: gop-tea-pub: randomgirafarig: avalonroselin: abunchofassholes: thisiswhiteculture: sheishurr: welp and if any of you white people
skiwiff: this isn’t what the defence meant when he asked you to confess, klavier
Thank you!
emzadi: aerylon: emzadi: Mm my dragon and my new chair and such. Thank you again faetouchedinthehead for my totem. Yay for dragon totems! I love the design! ^w^ Also yay for the new chair! Should be able to get around well with it. (Couldn’t
theluckyhell: This is what happened about 5 minutes after meeting @missmaryleigh for the first time 😂💋🌈💕👅💦 Just love meeting people like her, total smokeshow and then even more beautiful on the inside 😍 #babes #inkniron #inkedgirls
guitarsandcontrabandx: tylerjabree: black—lamb: these photos were taken earlier this year when I attended school in Tennessee (my 4th year to be exact) I don’t know if you can tell but I was very sad at the time… Sad is actually an understatement…
oh yeah today was also the day i got to rip a piece of signing off a display and shove it in a rude and shitty customer’s face to prove they were wrong BUT in a super classy and polite way *cough*“oh dear me if you say the sign on the display doesn’t
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
wolfyjonghyun:lame TAEtertot said he was gonna annoy me and then poof-ed. -pouts- Totally not lame.
littletinydoom:megthemermaid:our-lady-of-iron: This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here. Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They
kaijuno:Had aquarium gravel for dinner how are you guys doing Got a recipe? Im Planning to homestead at the bottom of the Marianas trench for a year, anything to help me live of the land would be great, I’ve heard iron sulfate can be made into a
fullerfigurefullerbust: bode5997: kingsofcurves: daddycravingprincess: Her figure oh my god Her body!!! Yes,I feel some masturbation time on the horizon. ^^^ dude. That’s probably the biggest insult you could ever pay me. I hope that when
hollowedskin: beynanasplit: karnythia: curiouslyhigh: madness-and-gods: Yes kids, it’s easy. yeah but just imagine an imp or lesser demon who takes pity on a young girl whose life was totally fucked over by overzealous parents, and who was alone
kyleehenke: meriberrytastic: kyleehenke: meriberrytastic: This has to be about the most atrocious thing I’ve ever made IS THAT ME HOJY DHIT YES THAT IS TOTALLY YOU, I COULDNT FIND ANYONE ELSE BETTER TO FIT THAT ROLE OTHER THAN YO U IVE ASCENDED
waffleducttapedtoadoor: landrykilledyetanotherguy: “Would you go on vacation for 贄,000?” I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and
tennants-hair: pros of having unnaturally colored hair no more bad hair days you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway small children being completely fascinated and asking
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tastefullyoffensive: When dad jokes backfire. (via Burnie)
softboy4softboy: if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on: plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box cold, 4-day old leftovers peanut butter straight out of the jar eating two
mushoku: when you get a new follower and it’s not a porn blog
Pardon the formatting, I’m on mobile rn But I got into a car accident Sunday, ¾/18 and first of all OUCH Second of all, there’s a damn good chance my car is totaled Which means I’m about to have to pull a new car out of my ass in about a
missveeau: row72dy: man i came so hard to this You’re welcome ;)