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milf-eugenia: Your wife met me like this when I came to pick up the books. She wanted you to know that her pussy is totally ruined after I’ve ravaged her with my big tool
argoth: BJ commission for Danivus Wow, this is awesome. Being fucked and turned to stone (not necessarily in that order) by Medusa is totally a fantasy for me.
What if someone walked in on me taking these in the work bathroom? :)
“So tell me, Jim… How can you stand working under my husband? He can be such a total dick to you guys sometimes… I’m surprised one of you hasn’t punched him out yet. I mean… don’t you ever wanna… do
Sissy Whore DorisPlease expose me. Looking for total exposure and outing!
This is me just messing around with the camera, the dress I wore to work and the hat I wanted to use as a prop. Thought some of you might like to see me: a) dressed b) not staring down the camera c) lost in thought about where this hat was going to take
watch me!
id-do-it-for-free-babe: youmisswhatyouneverknew: David Duchovny…why won’t you love me? The best thing ever
Let me finish this drink, then you can fuck my cunt right here. I want everyone to watch us whilst you do it! xx
//Oh! It’s Munday! I finally took a pic that doesn’t make me cringe. Totally helps that I remembered to style my hair today too. Sorry I’m so bedraggled lookin’! Work was 4 am to 11 am today. XD Gotta sling that coffee, yo.
Let me see the devotion shining in your eyes, on those occasions I allow you to look up at me.
tennants-hair: #you see#one thing that always pisses me off#is when the character runs away from something coming at him#instead of taking two steps to the side#but not bucky#bucky doesn’t do that#bucky’s smarter than that
First person to put "Good Boy/Girl" in my inbox owns me as a pet for 24 hours..
mi-gato-me-quiere-matar: Tengo que hacer esta hueá antes de morir. Total, me suicido cuando vengan los pacos ;)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenix77: 9gag: True Story. This is so totally me AND ME AS WELL ;D
hoiphalloi: How’s THIS for a compliment? cocksoncam sent me this pic of himself wanking while looking at pics of me on his ipad! I’m so flattered, and SO happy!
lockershots: Give your favorite muscle a workout at lockershots.tumblr.com mahoneysmen: Oh just fuck me now - I’m ready, willing and able! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @MAHONEYSMEN
southerndudes: Southerndudes - ME - SUBMIT Been gone awhile so ASK ME SOMETHING
bone8210: bigandlong: XXXXXXL MEAT. FUCK ME Friday Follow me at Bone8210.tumblr.com
oliviamew: quick little portrait of me, tompa and pekoe for my website, internet profiles ettttttttttc Totally me before the haircut.
I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of this “game of thrones” show but you can totally download the first 4 episodes if you’re like me and downloaded them like twelve hours ago cuz you hate waiting for awesome shit to happen
Geez, I don’t even know what’s wrong. My head just keeps screaming. It’s whimpering in the corner and the rest of me is just trying to find something in the room to make eye contact with that will take the problem away from me.
aaaah, so is my characterization of Jasper like, been hella wrong this whole time? I always have seen her as a total dom. I am having such a hard time even imagining a scenario in which Jasper has never had sex or never been touched.
eehhh sorry for being kind of inactive, my dash has been giving me a lot of problems lately, most of the time I cant SEE it let alone upload anythingYesterday I could only access it for a total of 4 minutes
Music affects my mood instantly, if I’m ever sad or angry I just put my headphones on and it calms me so quickly
daddyslittlesnugglebunny:Me and my dolly have on the same kinda diapers 🙊 buuut…only one of us is still dry, can you guess who? (*whispers* it’s totally me, I’m the one who’s still dry…🙈). @jay-saun
rawrrbabyrawrr reblogged this from you and added: i play that game also :O :D You do!?!? D: ASJKDHASJKDHJKSAD :D Omg what episode are you on? you should tell me ur username on it bcuz im a total loner when it comes to that game lol not to mention
urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
Yo people should totally send me more lewd asks! I feel like answering some silly things tbh x3
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
Post sushi belly. It wants rubs The total (I think. I need to keep closer count) is 6 or seven sushi rolls. A teriyaki steak plate. A bowl of shrimp tempura udon. And four Bento boxes. (That’s 8 spring rolls, twelve crab rangoons, twelve gyoza,
dres-k: ravenhairedbeauty0114: Pretty much… Oh yeah. totally Me Me too…
tailmark: bloodygear: Reblog if this is you (it’s totally me) Yep thats me!
bottle-o-calcium:@darky03…making me look at my silverware in a totally different way. ;> > haha. what a *knife* pic ya got here. never expected to be *spoon*fed such lewdness on a silver platter.great work as always. i’ll be sure to *fork*
dorsetbicurious: brunetteslutwife: Totally me at the firehouse last week. Double bubble 💦💦💦💦💦 Me and you @dorsetbicurious 😉😉
I don't know why I guess I am afraid you'd totally hate me or something.
fuckyeahlizprince: (via Liz Prince Power » Comics » still got it)
Also, daily reminder to my followers that I’m a member of the Hanji Gender Defense Squad and read Levi, Hanji, and Armin as trans* individuals, but have headcanons for Marco, Eren, and Ymir that are really difficult for me to let go sometimes.
ganzee: SEND ME SONGS IN MY ASK & ILL LISTEN TO THEM & RATE IT totally not my type | dont really like it | it’s ok | pretty good | i started downloading it 2 seconds into it
savarend replied to your post “Although, pro of writing a snk modern college au is that Eren and…” oh god this totally happens. eren probably like. walks into a pole when he realises Imagine them getting to the point that Armin’s
Send me a ship and I will explain why I do or don't ship it
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
pseudofighting: this is totally me when me n my babe stand on some rocks
croc-odette:pet peeve is when fandom takes a woman character who doesn’t get enough screen time or characterization and they try to give her more but it’s always like ‘oh she’s a total badass and she NEVER loses and she’s great at every sport
youneverfailtoamuseme: troylerhart: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line: Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING this is me
teasemewithyourcock: If someone buy me Roasted Garlic Alfredo Bucatini with Italian Meatballs from Olive Gardens, I will totally get on my knees and give you head.
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
I’m disappointed that We Love Fine added messenger bags but do not have any SU messenger bags. There’s like 30 designs there but not one SU one? I totally would’ve bought one because I’m all about messenger bags. Fix this, We Love
The other day I was kind of jokingly thinking of “Human” by The Killers as a good song for Pearl. ‘cause, y’know, she’s a dancer but isn’t human, so the main question of the song totally works for herBut then I thought about it more and
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
I understand, like, the physics and science or blah blah whatever of it, but I still think it’s total BS that oven mitts are rendered completely useless if they get even a little bit wet and I think the devs should patch that asap
While I totally get why people do it (natural suspicion based on past experience), it legit frustrates me that everyone’s first assumption when someone writes about an identity is that they’re just doing it for woke points or attention, rather
yvngtrappy: harryedward: This is me??? Totally me
shujinkakusama: alwaysanoriginal: Go Green (: Taken by me! On DeviantART: x This is totally beautiful. <3
moreetti: Shoutout to those people who have totally unrelated blogs but follow you anyways.
staxilicious: artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder reblogging because the last graphic
rwbyobsessed: masterxofxyourxfate: Totally going to do the TEAM SLOTH ‘boop’ re-draw for rwbyobsessed cuz they’re sweet and deserve it senpai noticed me! I-I AM SO NOT A SENPAI OMFG. {SOMEBODY CALLED ME SENPAI I AM SCREAMING}
demonicvulcan: person: but it’s canon me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it
thecherrytreespirit: (Do not re-post)Thank you @jen-iii for letting me use you’re Beachsona.This idea would not leave my head for weeks when I was in finals and working on a homework for my Comic Design class. So this is how I believe what would happen
tamiiland: Yes, I suck. Why do you ask? … Something tells me that her left hand is doing some serious upper-butt papping. Bro, this is for you. Sorry I’m always so busy, but don’t stop loving me ‘cause, if you do, I’m gonna get all whiny
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