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majdad-celebs: Major Dad’s Male celebrity nude 0930 bestnudemalecelebrities: Joe Manganiello totally naked on True Blood
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father
kdentxx16: I totally earned my tramp stamp when I got my dad to fuck me out in the woods last summer.
dekutrickortreat: literally every commercial in the 90s were like “mom and dad are totally gross and uncool! *sneaks out from home after parents tell them no* this burger is GNAAAAAAAAARLY! MOM DOESN’T KNOW SHIT! SOMEONE KILL HER”
dirtylittlefuckboy: tumbled-and-twisted: baldbrownsexy: Dads make me so horny Totally!! Yes!
a-40k-dad: Meanwhile in Belgium, the state gave us 2k€ to have one and the total bills after healthcare mutuality intervention might have been something like 50% of the amount we received. Any doctor visit or medical intervention for my kid is covered
mishamalice: Today’s look after sidthezombie came and picked me up. It was his dad’s bday so I got to play “vanilla gf” 😋 Also totally ok to reblog O O h pretty lady <3
dorkly: Sneaky Dad Secretly Gives Child Nerdy Name Way to make him a total target for Sith bullies.
averagedudenextdoor: I’ve seen several comments about this dad’s size. Seems like a normal middle aged white guy with a totally flaccid dick to me
brazen68: thedeckalposts: I totally love to EAT the MAN PUSSY of COMPLETE STRANGERS… it’s the BEST way to make new friends!!! —- Come hang with Bi-Top Married Dad: Links to my blog Fuck yea
circdad: My Dad’s a total clean freak so I’m done drum tight. What you’d rate as a -3. -3 very tight circumcision, smooth shaft, no skin movement erect -2 moderate, no bunching behind the glans but looser on shaft -1 loose, skin bunched up behind
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
gocami83:Dad really should turn off the button sounds on his iPhone, I totally knew that he recorded a video of me fucking him.
ask-rainbowdad: Awww is it cute Rainbow Dad: So totally cute! <333
lyfeillustration: lyfeillustration: I was commissioned to do a portrait of Dinky the Great Dane by his dad Ron.Don’t know who Dinky is? He’s the Great Dane throwing an adorable tantrum at Ron for not getting “lovies” ;] See it ~here~ totally
merlin-bunny: dirtbagclimber: dorkly: The 12 Cosplay Puns Your Dad Would Totally Make [by Chloe Cole] HAN SOLO CUP AND POPEYE THE SAILOR MOON FUCKING RIPPED ME TO SHREDS AHAHAHAHAH MASTER CHEF
terriblenerd: terriblenerd: IT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT DAD GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUHHHHHHHH the saga continues
vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to
assbutt-in-the-garrison: vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like
bureauduroi: I’ve jerked off to Peter North more times than I could ever count. I was barely a teenager when I found my dad’s stash of VHS porns and this guy became my sex god. Total legend.
last night a hung married dad came to breed me. for a long time I wouldn’t meet up with him because he always wanted to do anon walk-in scenes, which seems totally crazy to me. but then my buddy said they had met up a couple of times with him and that
You know… I’ll bet my real is dad is a total hottie!
oikawanes: "My dad... He’s a total badass." "Yeah... But that was nothing, he’s capable of a lot more than that."
saintcinema: Chris Evans totally signed up for babies. He’s going to make a great dad.
idreamofbrother: I think I know what naughty girls do with toys like that. But I want to do naughtier things than that with my dad. So I’ll flirt with him and tease him and I’ll totally make him glad he came in my room and found me like this.
studybreak4amy: salacious-wolf: studybreak4amy: While trying to earn some extra money while going to college I started dancing at the local gentleman’s club near the airport. I was totally surprised to see my dad and brother show up at the club
rjsalmond: whatiremembered:I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason… Calvin’s dad was totally a little Calvin when he was growing up and now he’s all responsible and stuff but really deep down he hasn’t changed.
gleb-che: One of the few trends in the modern gaming I totally approve of is that Jacked Space Marines seem to have lost most of their footing as the default male protagonists to the agressive new challenger: Sad Murder Dads
sixpenceee: mrs-jack-overland-frost: This ones for sixpenceee My dad passed away in October of 2011. And I was a total daddies girl. Not even five months later I found out I was pregnant with my son. My now ex whom I had been with for over 5 1/2 years
theaudacitytobebeautiful: darth-ero: nikkilegaspi: nolanlegaspi: SWAG. I’m gonna get Dad to do this. This is so much better than the Glee tutorial. Totally gonna bust out with this at the Glow Dance tonight. AHAHA. AY, SUS MARIOSEP. haha looks
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Party underway! Theme tonight is True Olympians, in response to the fucked up shit that Russia is into right now. Total international crowd from everywhere Dad, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mike and Grandpa do business. And Orestes is here!
atomictiki: rjsalmond: whatiremembered:I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason… Calvin’s dad was totally a little Calvin when he was growing up and now he’s all responsible and stuff but really deep down he hasn’t
martyrrdean: Supernatural rewatch » No Rest For The Wicked - We take this knife, and we go after Lilith our way. The way Dad taught us to. And if we go down, then, uh… then we go down swinging. What do you think? - I think you totally should
uncensoredpleasure: When your boyfriend told you his dad would be joining you on your trip to the nude beach, you were totally shocked….how much more awkward could it get?? Turns out, as soon as he slipped his bathing suit off, you saw your father
huskular: Totally adorable!! The dad is HOT!!!!!!! A young girl begged her father for weeks to make a lip sync video for the song “Love is an Open Door” from “Frozen” and he finally gave in.
lyfeillustration: I was commissioned to do a portrait of Dinky the Great Dane by his dad Ron.Don’t know who Dinky is? He’s the Great Dane throwing an adorable tantrum at Ron for not getting “lovies” ;] See it ~here~ totally worth the watch! Instagram
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Some of you have asked about Grayson. Here is the embarassing way I met him. I am deep in a homework assignment, totally focused on finding out about neutrinos on the web. Dad comes into my room and says, “Hey Brett, I just hired
justme-87: I spent a summer abroad and my host dad was a stacked Spainaird… sexy as hell and totally my type. The whole family went on Holiday I had stay back for class. Turns out he decided to stay back for some work as well… the first morning we
vergils-crotch: mindofamindless: bakefestatspliffanys: when you’re older and realize Helga’s mom was a total alcoholic. Yea she was a straight lush I knew because my dad’s one. I appreciate 90’s TV for making me feel like I wasn’t the
nervousfeminist: I get so annoyed when I observe willfully incompetent fathers. Last night my mom and I went to a restaurant that had a lot of families, and honestly, almost all of the dads I noticed were totally useless in their behavior. They mostly
stepdadsarethebestdads: Finally got to ride my step dads cock! He was totally drunk and kept calling me by my moms name. The next day he had no idea that he unloaded a huge amount of cum into his step daughter
incestqueen:oh my god. is that mom? dad just left and i can totally hear her vibrator humming. yep, that’s the tiny squeak of her bed rocking back and forth. she’s really going for it. she knows i’m home, right? my room’s right next to her’s.
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father Your
freeballingexhibitionist: I will reblog this every time I see it. Love this guy. His dad raised him right. He’s totally confident with his body and showing off in front of his friends and neighbors. Follow me FREEBALLING EXHIBITIONIST
kinky-devil: My mom and I were home alone while my dad went out of town on business. My mom tried to get me to stay at my friends place for the night, which I totally agreed to, but when his parents said no, I came home to find my mom dressed like this.
brothersisterfathermother: “Mom…? Mom don’t worry. Dad’s not totally incompetent…he’s taking care of me just fine.”
love-from-your-kitten: Today my dad called the state of being horny all the time ”hyper sexualized.” That’s totally his fault.
eroscott: “Stop, Dad,” Megan said, “it’s not going to fit.”So, being the good father he was, Dave, pulled his cock out of his daughter’s ass, washed it off thoroughly, then fucked her pussy, which she totally enjoyed…so did he.
siblings-with-benefits: Sis states that she isn’t a slut. “You see, all sluts do is work for their next dick, which I totally don’t do! I’m still on the honor roll, I still help mom cook, I still help Dad work on his truck. Hell, I still go
tie-dyed0cean: punkrockmomjeans: Best grandma ever. My dad would totally do this hahaha
dilflovr: Every time I try to not be perverted I feel like I run into situations like this where my dad wears stuff like this with underwear lines and is bent over like this (totally unaware of the effect of me) and I’m over here like 😮🤤
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