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yehudisha: there was a woman on cutthroat kitchen who thought she could pre-predict that sabotage on nacho day…. she just pulled it out of her ass that she predicted the judges would take away everyone’s tortillas, so the bitch purposely didn’t
beertwink: just got my cat to jump over my legs by holding a tortilla chip on the other side. she’s an olympian
ponytail-pearl: uberfag: is that a tortilla no its the moon
mothurs: mothurs: white people writing latinx characters: “u got a problem with me Holmes? Ese…pero like I’ll beat ur ass holmes frijoles tortilla beans quinceñera” bonus points if they’re named maria, pablo, juan, or jose
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
darlingdamara: sollux-png: I’m so tired of seeing this fuckin giraffe-necked, tortilla earring white chick on my dash she looks like she would own a christian minion facebook page
tahthetrickster: the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire
cmder: jakemorph: deweyduckfuckedmywife: Please! DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer
discoursethot: discoursethot: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight this same idiot:
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
post-impressionisms: “They are so damn ‘intellectual’ and rotten that I can’t stand them anymore….I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those ‘artistic’ bitches of Paris.”
dudetube: Nico Tortorella Nice tortilla.
naps-and-tortillas: College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5
frostedpuffs: @sad-little-tortilla mentioned adrien in the techy kind of cat headphones and i had to stop what i was doing to draw it immediately
bieberhater54: A green tortilla chip screams through multiple backgrounds
wehavethemunchies: Fruit Tacos with Chocolate Tortillas WHAT
wehavethemunchies: Wasabi Guacamole with Blue Tortilla Chips (by Duangmon C.)
girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
stoic-and-brave: yuleshootyouryeout: about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one
squats-y-tortillas: losing-every-extra-pound: buddhabrot: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re
Does anyone remember that story from a while back where I was eating dinner and my mom slapped me across the face with a tortilla?
maria-ruta: bieberhater54: A green tortilla chip screams through multiple backgrounds ааааааааааааа
popularlesbian: I’m writing a depression themed cookbook and the first recipe is plain store bought tortilla chips with no salsa or anything and you eat the whole bag
softboy4softboy: if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on: plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box cold, 4-day old leftovers peanut butter straight out of the jar eating two
vvhaleshark: renners-chick: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave
methlabrador: my buddy aaron has a tortilla cat
happychomp: Mini Deep Dish Pizzas Since I’m in love with pizza, I was excited to try this recipe out with small “deep dish” pizzas that were also healthy! :) Ingredients: Whole wheat tortillas Pizza sauce Shredded mozzarella cheese Mini turkey
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
gastrogirl: creamy chicken tortilla soup.
yuleshootyouryeout: about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for
algrenion: mater—tua: luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got
girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
olivegarden: thebestoftumbling: damn it shia tortillas
leonhartsaijou: awwww-cute: This god damn puppie is in a god damn tortilla im gonna eat it
luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito
strudelgit: kitchenelves: Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza this is the most amazing, life-changing post I have seen on this website
daily-deliciousness: Chicken fajita tortilla bowls
nom-food: Huevos rancheros tortilla bowls Love huevos rancheros
A veces las frases no terminan como uno se lo Tortilla de huevo.
All I want is chicken tortilla soup but I’m too lazy to make it
lentilbeansoup: tortilla party
browncoatgrl221b: browncoatgrl221b: witchofkeys: onyxmade: rowan-oak-o-flow: delgt: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple
do-not-touch-my-food: Tortilla Chip Crusted Ravioli with Queso Fundido
d0nn0: d0nn0: i wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap
rowan-oak-o-flow: delgt: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right.
Crispy chicken, Fresh lettuce, Three cheeses, Ranch dressin! wrapped in ah tortilla!
adultinsect: la-foodie: The Burgerrito is like a well-made Big Mac in a tortilla. @KomodoFoods could rule every college town in America. (at Komodo) beyonce-huxtable!!! I’M GONNA CRY
glam-alien: cosbyykidd: ♫ crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, 3 cheeses, ranch dressing, wrapped up in a tasty flour tortilla ♫ I SCREAMED
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