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barrelr: zipping: I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me. He literally carries like 50 of them at all times. Damn.
You know you need to slow it down a bit and pace yourself better at the gym when your heart starts to get achy. My bad little friend…love you buddy. It was the preworkout, little guy. I literally felt like I kept going too.
ni-veous: e-sy: clouted: aurealia: bloomai: f-reska: jeandrea: wnslw: vuox: Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise. bye I’m gonna kms This is just too much. wow i cant even goddamn he’s sex fUCk me i love you Baby
rmctheclown: 8bitbear: remember the literal dark ages when screens weren’t backlit and you needed this fucking thing to see what you were doing It sucked buttholes too
spacedoutsparrow: anti-feminism-pro-equality: All women have been bullied by women too. And all men have been harassed by women and all men have been bullied by men. It happens to literally everybody on the face of the planet and if you somehow go
koipony: Pretty much all of the “Let’s make a Koipony” entries I ever did!So if you want to have one made just follow the directions! If you are confused on the directions just message me, you literally cannot talk too much about koiponies
adurot: askmab: internaljohnologue: naruchigotsu: Cosplay Done Right SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO The indiana jones killed me The Indy one took me a minute to get. I was too busy
cannedcream: omniscient-duck: Luna by Foop2164 Princess Luna is literally too cute sometimes.. She’s cute ALL of the times! <3!
vixyhoovesmod: eammod: vixyhoovesmod: jackiereblogsthis: eammod: god damnit I made the resolution on this too damn high, this will literally take me the rest of the day and most of the night to just line. Why do I torture myself? Awww yish, missed
sciencemyfiction:cute-ass-senpai:asking-ask:nudeparrot:cruciatus-animus:This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to
datcatwhatcameback:Tumblr, please stop begging me to vote for Clinton. It’s really getting on my nerves. I hate Trump too but Hillary makes me want to literally die. I will kill myself if I vote for Hillary. It should be Sanders up there and I will
felinosinsareunbreakable: Freshest fucking sushi around The fucking part isn’t for emphasis, they’re literally fuckingFinally worked on some smut involving the sushi sisters Carina and Cristy toegether with my two shark boys, because that is too
thelastsworld: haretasora11: elementlizard: 10knotes: Signs it’s too hot outside Literally what happens in Texas during the summer. Can get like this in Arizona as well, mainly Phoenix blehhh tooo hot. Come to Alabama, where we add humidity
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear
salcyrus: lunaobliviate7: buttmanreturns: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man irony man WHY. THE PUNS. IT’S TOO MUCH.
starkreactors: Literal tears pouring down my face. If you want to absolutely destroy your heart and soul, read Demon in a Bottle and then Civil War, because I didn’t even realize they were connected until this scene in Civil War and then it was too
gundamtanaks: (pssst) (trans people have existed for literally centuries) (non-binary people too) (the only reason you hear more about trans people now is because its actually a little more safe to explore your gender than ever before) (did you think
I know I live with a trans person and I really shouldn’t complain, but sometimes I wish I could spend more time with trans people to offset the boring cis adults I interact with on a daily basis…
fefeknobson replied to your post “when it rain it pours!!!!!!! figuratively and literally!!!!!!! 1) my…” You’ll figure it all out re: school duties. And make plans to stay away from your parents house while not being too far away (like
The kids are so entitled at this school I’m getting emails from kids arguing that I graded their research papers too low.…I literally let them redraft. And they’re telling me I’m wrong.Fucking kill me.
jmccrees: SO I WENT TO RENFAIR FOR THE FIRST TIME!! and i saw so many furries but this one dragon suiter was …. literally my favorite. If you guys know her name by any chance, tell me!! ( i was too caught up in drooling over her everything to even
scorpiofactsdaily: Scorpios are like a fine wine— too much at once and you’re going to regret it eventually Now I get it! Yes I once got drunk by drinking only white wine. I spent an hour in the bathroom after an hour of drinking. (1 liter bottle.
Oh man the other bosses have so many nice hats too… Goddammit… (Seriously I’d want the one from killing Demon God, BUT AS IF BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT COPE WITH STRANGERS IN A PARTY.)Also I heard most of these are acc bound. Great.
justme-87: When you run into your sisters boyfriend for the first time after he “accidentally” got too drunk and fucked your ass raw!!! Guy literally couldn’t contain himself… hid us behind a couple of crates and creamed my ass right there in
literallyrad: do you ever accidentally show too much emotion or embarrass yourself and you literally can’t stop thinking about it
scrumptioushardfuck: I literally deleted this photo set months ago because I was too self conscious. WTF. chicken shit post pt. 3 ; LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. P.S. pre/post ass smacking :)
yurianimemangaworld: I want y'all to kiss already! It was too late when she found out that her girlfriend had a vore fetish, and intended to literally be the home she came back to.
nfrgp: 30/1 - I gave Subbie a very very long series of oily slippery edgings last night … in the end I pushed him just a little too far, I squeezed tightly and he had the perfect ruined orgasm. I’m not kidding literally litres of cum just slowly
justchillingpapi: marvelgifs: LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM
transvegeta: fuckrashida: transvegeta: babybells231: I just want to point out that Bubbles is canologically sinless, she is literally too pure for this world. she’s a pisces They all the same sign sis my dreams have been ruined… my creativity,
astoryofalove: クラエア | CPKon [pixiv] [Part 2]
this-tragic-affair: ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards
vampirerens: we all have that one fic that really fucked us up
raptorific: Ever since I did my post about how Thomas Jefferson would go to hell, people have been like “can you do Andrew Jackson too” to which my answer is a resounding HELL NOPE. That dude will LITERALLY MURDER ME and the fact that he’s dead
gingersnapwolves: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
surprisebitch: frankenfemme: pastweeks: fastbreakthrees: supradist: How to #roll #flip she earned my vote shut up I’m literally with Her on heels too omg
videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
tinyconfusion: nicollekidman: pea brain sci-fi purist: the doctor is an ancient god-like alien who is Too Good To Succumb to some silly human womanthe doctor, canonically: [huffs a BIG hit of rose tyler’s pheromones every chance they get] literally
sylveongender: randomslasher: mycatstail: egg-tampon: back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long. I literally had the sensation
unclefather: 0512-97: cybergata: This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go. Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting the waves are too big for her
theconcealedweapon: jehovahhthickness: “But it’s the law.” Yeah. It was the law then too. You’re literally proving the point.
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
kermitlesbian: stan-denbrough: I still think about the person on twitter who thought that Pennywise was living in Derry, Ireland every waking second of my life. If I think about a Derry Girls au too long, I literally pass out. It’s like, what if the
pepperland-timelord: aphilologicalbatman: terpsikeraunos: ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer
lornagonigall:kushblazer666: my mom’s getting too into the meme game your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr
visenyaism:visenyaism:one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure
castiel-angelofthelord: trigognometry: tastefullyoffensive: [justhugeverycat] that cat is literally inception leonardo dicaprio I bet you were all thinking it too as you were scrolling down and then
invadingcookieonyourblog: gifcraft: A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole Literally looks like, don’t touch me, I’ve got this. Then he’s like “ya know what I’ll let you do this, but not because I want to.”
@mazokhist replied to your post “Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the…” What sucks is that you’re not overreacting in the slightest and I have seen on way too many occasions people
gaydicks420: gaydicks420: no offense but california having no water literally isnt funny at all like the only ppl that its even effecting is poor ppl who cant afford the fines for using Too Much Water but the corporations and the huge farms have no
normal-as-blueberry-pie: emryses: #one of the only scenes when i was very literally scared of the doctor ^^^SUCH an accurate tag. And as much as I love Ten, this is when I knew he simply had to go, because he was too much for his own good.
rebelaachan: totallypandacoffee: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Guys. Watch this video. This isn’t even a
thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD
no but seriously can we talk about how ubisoft literally went on record saying that they scrapped a female lead because it was too hard to do while everyone else was throwing their money at the screen for Hyrule Warriors’ three female leads
richdads: thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT” Literally Arizona y’all.
clandestinicious: the-dream-operator: clandestinicious: this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable “Bye” is an abbreviation
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