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seven-churches: shattyice: chimchimchurro-o: battleroyalewith-cheese: Why don’t dogs get to see the world too? This dog is literally smiling. Oh my god
stutler: me: *tells literally everyone that i love them* bystander: you can’t say that all the time or it’ll lose its meaning me: hi i love u too, you sad and bitter person
backbackforward:#literally no one cares that this large flightless bird has just fallen on his face #zayn is too busy being a kitten and liam’s just happy to have personal space again #to say that louis and niall are concerned would be a stretch #they
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
Why do I feel so nauseous again?! 😭😭😭😭Probably bc stress and current events are literally making me feel sick. But I’m too queasy to sleep now. I took some Dramamine which helped yesterday. :(
homo-nerd-grizz: magicalgirlmindcrank: frenums: lmfao sports literally just b like. put it in the hole bottoms b like that too 😂😂😂
thesylverlining: amaninprogress: i will literally reblog this every time i see it Me too! :D
mrmagicwaffle: being the main character is too much work i’m the snarky sidekick that sits back and makes sarcastic comments and terrible puns about literally everything
beyoncepatronus: saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is silly because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over
lonelystonerrstuff: trebled-negrita-princess: Y'all think this is a joke. they literally will throw your shit in the trash because your name is “too ghetto”
naughtynid: I literally pulled an all-nighter just so I can finish this in time for Bowser Day. I hope that didn’t make the quality suffer too much. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this one. Commission is for Langdon and thanks everyone who watched
uspoe-paradise: i literally forgot how to draw because i played too much ff9, rip me, take these doodles
prettyboyshyflizzy: lexi-love-child: l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao.
shatterstag: thetattedstoner: Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole?? literally my entire life
enecoo: herodrake: enecoo: The cringiest part of the Smash presentation was the younger anime kids saying “Big brother/Big sister” to Corrin repeatedly, not gonna lie. apparently it was the cringiest part for Corrin too because he literally
elasticitymudflap: i get infinite joy from the knowledge that the fist bumping action peridot did in reference to garnet in ‘too far’ is literally one of the ways for signing “gay” in asl godbless
shimmervee: the best thing about garnet is she could do literally anything at all and it wouldn’t be out of character. punch a shark? she did it. wear a crown? yes. smash a radio because she didn’t like what was playing? that happened too. she could
bikinithonglover: N2N air thong. This thing is ridiculously comfortable, literally like wearing nothing at all. The fit is terrific too. I’d get another one, if I could find them anywhere. I am willing to sell any underwear I post on here. Prices start
atomicpanties: evaunit: this is too good i just had to post it again this is literally my favorite thing on the fucking internet. i have never loved something more in my entire life. this video is my soul.
videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked
summerbigdreams: wherewerethespiders: beauspeter: lukerauhl: i. fucking. cannot. omfg this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen I can’t even…. this is just too good
shedidntevenswear:listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve
curvyhorny: Jacking off to thick girl pictures is nice, but fucking them is clearly better! NOW you can do just that! Literally MILLIONS of hot thick,curvy & BBW chicks are available. Don’t let them wait for too long! JOIN NOW!
curvyhorny: Jacking off to thick girl pictures is nice, but fucking them is clearly better! NOW you can do just that! Literally MILLIONS of hot thick,curvy & BBW chicks are available. Don’t let them wait for too long! JOIN NOW! What a phat ass
bbwparadise: Jacking off to thick girl pictures is nice, but fucking them is clearly better! NOW you can do just that! Literally MILLIONS of hot thick,curvy & BBW chicks are available. Don’t let them wait for too long! JOIN NOW!
naturalass: gowel: curvyhorny: Jacking off to thick girl pictures is nice, but fucking them is clearly better! NOW you can do just that! Literally MILLIONS of hot thick,curvy & BBW chicks are available. Don’t let them wait for too long! JOIN
stormesandshowers:neofooturism:generalgemini-booknerd:randomfandompenguin:Ok, but like..who is he??his tiktok username is literally thereWe too gay and horny to read.
wecansexy: wecansexy: tfw garnet the literal embodiment of gayness laughs at u for being too gay teehee <3
red-winged-angel: askdaxnsfw: cosmic-noir: nativeimmergrant: thablackerthaberry: Celia K She’s built like a super hero LITERAL GOALS WTF WTFFFFFF I’m going back to the gym. gorgeous, the poses are good references too! *bows down before goddess
slim2k6: kyky1118: attiea: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: Bowser Peach literally have too much power. This all started out as a joke from a comic. Now we got fucking artists like Akiman (the original Street Fighter
curvyandilikeit: Any entire pizza and a 2 liter wasn’t enough so I tried a little inflation too. 😉
the-guardian-sandman: babuteefs: i-bring-light: inarina: its not even his final form OH MY GOD I LAUGHED TOO HARD Literally my reaction: puny spirit
shutupaubrey: when my desktop get’s too full i just drag everything into this folder: and that’s literally the only form of organization i’ve created
precumming: Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything Welcome to being a man. Its not all fucking snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Its random, diabolical wood too. =_=
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
sadfries: are you fucking kidding me Sometimes… art…. just seems like someone with WAYYYYY too much time on their hands to me. Like literally… the only thing impressive about this is the amount of time that went into it….
boletarian-bulbasaur: the-eagle-atarian: When you’re trying to masturbate but you’re too stressed out about shit so you just lie there, genitals in hand, wondering where it all went wrong. oh my god lol This has literally never happened to
thatsreallyproblematic: strangeparker: strangeparker: butts are nice I can’t believe someone told me this post was objectifying women…I have bad news but…. men they have butts too…. Men butts aren’t as great as women butts tho I have literally
vhazzrhossze: GraTsu NSFW Monochromecommissioned by @ferbooche I REALLY SWEAT A LOT MAKING THIS. IT WAS TOO HOT. no literally. summer heat here is killing me plus drawing this did not help.WHERE’S GRAY’S ICE MAGIC WHEN YOU NEED IT. //fans selfany
godtricksterloki: consideredjustme: tastysynapse: Zen Pencils Comic: 96. DR. SEUSS: Those who mind, don’t matter I literally started sobbing….what. This is too precious! FINALLY! Something gay that is worth something.
carry-on-my-jingle-butt: arachnide: thoughtslouderthanwords: tigers-purr: i literally just died; this is too adorable tigers and elephants are my favorite animals :* must always reblog them when i see them. this isn’t a tiger, nor is it
to answer all my latest asks at once: I had to take my piercing out last month because my gay shota scrotum literally shrank too far to support it safely lololo
jedihighcouncil:minority culture is being labelled too political because you dont want to be friends with people who literally dont think you should have the same rights as them
nerdydirtyandcurvy:bcrude:In addition to pumping Kristen’s breasts to induce lactation, Mr. Crude treated her clit to some suction, too. I want this sooo bad. I would literally pay for this right now. Or better yet do it for free in front of an audience.
I literally stayed in bed from Saturday night after dinner to Monday morning except when I got up twice on Sunday at 6pm and 9 ish to get food (only because once when I stayed in bed for too long without food I promptly blacked out when I stood up and
hruff: gayboykink: gagyouwithyourownsock: Puppy boy. Tricks ~ Paw. This is literally just too adorable for me to handle. Pup’s wiggly ears as he tilts his head… His satisfied look in the eyes as he gets scratched. Oh god, the feels. <3 (PS:
puppixel: gayboykink: gagyouwithyourownsock: Puppy boy. Tricks ~ Paw. This is literally just too adorable for me to handle. Pup’s wiggly ears as he tilts his head… His satisfied look in the eyes as he gets scratched. Oh god, the feels. <3
theycallhimcake: “That’s a 3-liter, too…”
n-95: A chillll morning, I mean that quite literally too it’s actually getting cold out! I got a cozy day in which is nice, locked of course, to avoid any accidents 😛 Locktober is going by pretty quick :D As long as I don’t think about it and
kawaiigaryoak: cyberbae: joseguwop: paradise-jpg: joseguwop: kidnap me bitch Me too tha fuk Wife material no. she would literally kill you. stop. men on tumblr don’t love themselves. y'all need a standard foreal.
it is literally impossible to masturbate to japanese porn. i am laughing too hard to maintain anything resembling an erection.
winterayars: knifeandlighter: how did ya’ll not skip school? i had teachers who literally had no idea who I was cause they saw me so rarely. I had teachers who wished they didn’t know who i was. i had that too, it was radica- h-ow did i graduate.
but no, I suppose giving someone the benefit of the doubt is too much work for the internet hate train. i suppose critical thinking skills dont really matter. or actually looking for context clues in speech. Drake Bell who I have literally never seen
“black kid into white kid stuff” is literally the worst fucking sub-genre of hip-hop. I hate that shit. yeah Tyler, I liked Steven Spielberg movies and shitty pop-art too. youre not special, suck my dick.
chulaspice: transgenturd: rcah: When appropriating black culture just isn’t enough and u gotta make sure ppl know u literally do not respect anyone else’s culture anyone notice how tumblr didn’t pay any attention to this? yeah me too have u
goodbottoms: A real man doesn’t let the boy begging too long. Real man makes his boy feels loved… and literally full.
not-fun: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO. did you know sandwich’s neighboring town is mashpee it’s true
seacrit14: A diff side of seacrit14…. Nig was high n horny AF this night feeling a little diff wanting a lil diff….so ion got nobody I fux wit like that I took matters into my own hands..literally. N yea niggas I like dick too lol so da fuck what?
dandaman216: prettypastelmasochist: Literally the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. What a good looking guy behind it too 🙈👅💦 Me
