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anderjak-creations: Given time, money, and programming skills, I’d already have Arefax in a game. Got all her colors wrong because it has literally been too damn long.
something-about-taylor: dissociating-in-wonderland: Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too i love cats I WANT 15
retrogradeworks: sonderdog: sniffing: internetexplorers: what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’? its stupid to act like it doesn’t happen and as if it doesn’t harm the person in question especially if they struggled with eating disorders,
Please guys leave some replies here like “mog do your laundry” or “I believe in you mog!” Without my Adderall I have the LEAST motivation and energy for this menial shit. I am literally too lazy to describe how de-motivated I am.
I am not ready to go back to work. This was literally the first time I took time off for myself (not for a con, not to move) since I started working in 2013. Not ready, I enjoyed not working too much, the figurative tears are flowing
visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
zolfagary: simlyliving: drudragonrose: sciencemyfiction: cute-ass-senpai: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the
weezly: penis-hilton:desertwinds: I’m always a different person in each pic. THESE ARABIC GODDESS TEAS GIVE ME SO MUCH LIFE THESE KINDA MAKEUP LOOKS ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITES IN THE WORLD I NEED A MOMENT TO TAKE THIS ALL IN You’re too beautiful,
dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/
nigeah: oreoskinned: shadowsndreams: moan-milkshake: pumpkiindaviis: Big bro finally home I AM LITERALLY CRYING RN. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I’m so happy for that little boy. He loves his brother. Making me cry, man. This too sweet man Awwwwwwe
queenrayjean: Literally too much body to be only 5'2 😍😍😍😍😍
fluffy-omorashi:I think I maybe wetting too much!!! 0///0 I just woke up and let my dog out then and I superrrr had to pee.. I was looking up something online and literally dancing around but ..idk usually I got a good hold on my morning pees! But 10
lavender-omo: sokinky-sowet: The seatbelt was next level bladder torture 😅 I was so swollen and hard and it was cutting my bulging bladder in half, literally forcing it so stretch so bad because I really really overfilled it :( I was too excited
fluffy-omorashi: fluffy-omorashi: As you know I went, um pee last night before bed. I woke up 8 hours later though my bladder literally screaming at me to get up, but sleepy and hungover I just groaned and rolled over too exhausted to get up-///- 2 more
shattyice: chimchimchurro-o: battleroyalewith-cheese: Why don’t dogs get to see the world too? This dog is literally smiling. Oh my god
moody-nymph:I picked up the habit of giggling sometimes during sex (probably from watching too much Stoya porn) and my now ex-boyfriend literally stopped and said it was ‘annoying and off-putting’. It’s really playing on my mind don’t pay any
stutler:me: *tells literally everyone that i love them* bystander: you can’t say that all the time or it’ll lose its meaning me: hi i love u too, you sad and bitter person
schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
theredmedic: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you
bonkers-4-hatter: simlyliving: drudragonrose: sciencemyfiction: cute-ass-senpai: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally
blackhaiirstyles: eccentric-nae: king-emare: Lmaoo Literally. That’s the argument. ☕️☕️☕️ too hot!
nesija: tastefullyoffensive: I’m going to need a daily photo too. (via TommyRivers) this is literally me
visibilityofcolor: visibilityofcolor: visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s
eccentric-nae: chocolatechipcook: misterrell: bae–electronica: thesnobbyartsyblog: you are very loud rn, sis Like….too loud *men and women ^wrong. That behavior is not encouraged in women and that’s literally the ENTIRE point. That’s
jedihighcouncil:minority culture is being labelled too political because you dont want to be friends with people who literally dont think you should have the same rights as them
lornagonigall: kushblazer666: my mom’s getting too into the meme game your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr
sunset1warrior: Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
duckleduster: babashookbitch: today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ” girl just throw the whole husband out fellas is it gay to eat your wife’s
agoodcartoon: fenrislorsrai: ct4cd: agoodcartoon: i can think of another f word for you pal. The right cares about literally nothing but their ability to call people slurs without consequences, AGC I scrolled down too far so just the donkey’s white
dumbass-bitch-disease: duckleduster: babashookbitch: today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ” girl just throw the whole husband out fellas is it gay
edwardfucks:edwardfucks:edwardfucks:edwardfucks:the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within
kiyokospeaks:bisexualcrises:If I read one more fic where they write sokka as stupid and, if it’s a modern au, getting bad grades in a hard class (especially STEM) or not succeeding at school, I’m gonna LOSE IT. This goes for shitposts too!! HE LITERALLY
s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:one-time-i-dreamt:one-time-i-dreamt:Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to
reasonandempathy:galaxianbitch:supercomplicatedperson:tiktoksthataregood-ish:i think about this tiktok literally every dayThis is a mandatory reblog, and I too think about this far more than I should.
thewest-isdead:Conservatives literally want to be able to own whatever firearm they want and be able to mow us down with impunity so much so that when they can’t, when we too are armed they react like this fucking idiot
a-most-patient-wolf:Literally Me ^^^Me too
Your cuddles are literally everything right now and I’m worried I might be growing attached too fast
-hewastheirfriend: estegrimshaw: BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A
criminalcrow: These dragons were drawn literally YEARS ago… way before Black and White came out! Now I compiled them into a single image because I’m still actually rather proud of the way they came out. You can get them on a shirt, too!
the-r-world: ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards
xfactorera: are u ever too stressed to do anything like ur literally so stressed that it has reduced u to someone who stares at the wall for two hours instead of doing the things u need to do that will make u unstressed
polykowiak: No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.
surprisebitch: evolgrudge: lookthroughmylookingglass: angel-baez: this is way too fucking relatable This is a KIDS show?!? It’s sad that this is literally a representation of my life this show is really ahead of its time @rageomega
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
bunabi: t-a-c: thanks to @edwardvonstein for their assistance with me preparing this Damn yall might as well throw the literal Belgian government up there too. 😬
biggersalwaysbetter: girthyencounters: Wow. She wasn’t exaggerating at all…he IS as big as her arm. And not just the length! He was literally as W-I-D-E as her arm too. She told me she can nearly take all of it…this time, I get to witness it first
Show me your fangs Show me your claws Break all my bones Break all my laws Show me your darkest heart—————–quick murder husband doodle; trying to get better at likenesses so i used heavy reference againfuck you very
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ruffluries: My full piece for @saeranzine! It was such an amazing experience to be able to join this zine because this was literally my first time joining one. Everyone was so awesome and I had a great time. Thank you too those who supported and bought
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isimonito: theannieplanet: cutting-will-always-be-my-life: All credit goes to - japharts **Trigger warning** This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too. if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me
internetcultleader:i literally constantly have fear that im playing my music too loud in headphones and everyone can hear it and theyre all secretly judging my music taste
babybells231: I just want to point out that Bubbles is canologically sinless, she is literally too pure for this world.
enecoo: herodrake: enecoo: The cringiest part of the Smash presentation was the younger anime kids saying “Big brother/Big sister” to Corrin repeatedly, not gonna lie. apparently it was the cringiest part for Corrin too because he literally
ifuckrainbows: 2hot2bstr8: mmmmm, now THAT is one handsome man with one AMAZING body and bulge!!!!!!! literally want to be on my knees in between his sexy legs just taking care of that cock……love that you can see the outline of it, too♡♡♡
neptunain: that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth
drakeovograham: Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear