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interrobangpie: dovne: and to you jackle app, i give the gift of porn i’d spoiler this but i’m too lazy OOPS. if you’re following me you probably expect this anyway Oh gosh, were Jackle here he would literally die. Very good. (also first faggot
Ok, this is a bit too much, cat’s outta here. She’s literally trying to sharpen her claws on my chair and now it’s full of permanent holes in the leather.
kittysmashh: A skirt that is too freaking short (lol I literally can’t bend lean over), knee socks, fresh new Vans… what you can’t see is the pout I’m wearing.
ganonking: bayernsfm: I can’t stress enough how important sfmlab is to creators Unfortunately, the comments section is unmoderated. Personal attacks, whining, spam, etc are all too common. Just avoid it right? Now the trash is literally seeping onto
lily-frog-the-sequel: pearlgem-senpai: Soooooooo too all those people who thought they were legs congrats I literally thought that was bullshit form voltron
vganimefanatic: cell113: joshsundquist: How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.Who is this man and where can I find more of his work? John Sundquist. He is the OP too
stuffedandswollen:So far today I have had: A large 20 McNugget meal (big fries and Diet Coke too)An entire medium pizzaAnd a liter of seltzer I’m leaning back because I can’t even sit up
allerted: Why I wore Pull-Ups to School… Some of you may know already that I’m prone to having accidents when I laugh too hard or when I sneeze… but now I’m gonna tell you all about my real life accidents, including one where I literally wet
julietisntnaked: Someone literally begged for me to do this .-. so … YEAH. Call it what you may but if it makes someone happy its fine with me. LenoirGold:Although I’d much rather be tasting it.. thank you, it made me happee too ♥
cazadork: cazadork: cazadork: These are all the designs I submitted to the SU Fan Factory contest. :DI worked so hard over the last month to make these and stressed about making them look good, but it was still just nice to have a project to be investe
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
domesticatedcunt: girl-breaker: literally using your face to jerk off. it takes a special kind of girl to love being treated like this. most girls are stuck up and prudish, and are too afraid to embrace being a pretty, useful, worthwhile addition to
honeythe-elfqueen: sos how do coffeeshops even work this seems so intimidating Literally too anxious to even go get weed cause all I’m hearing is people force you to buy drinks and bla blah even tho I probably can not even smoke a quarter joint but
theruleset: theruleset:There’s a shocking number of people who’s sexuality could be summed up as “this is a really bad idea, and that turns me on.” literally every reblog like “extremely me” and you see how romanticized it is, too
sexsvmbol: barenaughtiness: naked-yogi: busybeatalks if I had the $ I would drive to LA literally just to have you take photos of me Same Meeee too That was my very first thought
itstransformingtime: “Dude, I can’t believe Coach Thomas is taking time off because his wife’s just given birth” said Craig, one of the schools star football players, “our big game is only a month away too, were literally screwed without him”.
braunies76: naathantyler:I’m literally obsessed with him Me too
incorrect48quotes:Acchan: I will literally consider selling body parts just to pay off my debts.Acchan: My clitoris will cost 100k. I’ve trained this bitch myself.Acchan: I meant to say liver but clitoris works too.
incorrect48quotes:Milky: What the FUCK, Sayanee is so cute. Too bad I’m straight tho.Nana:Nana: You are literally the biggest dumbass the world has ever seen.
sarasketchesthings: Finally finished up watching Kim Possible from start to finish, and literally the only thing missing from the finale was Drakken and Shego in the stands at graduation My very soul NEEDED it Now I NEED THIS too.
chefpyro: hacksign: fkatwigs: thank god that’s too far away can we move this date up sooner literally every christmas could be your last christmas sun, you redundant fucks Finally.Please don’t mess this up like you did with 2012.
thisdorkyblogthing: plassypus: Thor has 99 problems and Loki is literally every single one of them. The hundredth one is actually Loki too, but he’s in disguise and Thor hasn’t realized it yet.
weirrwood: thestraggletag: Drogon mourning with Dany over Jorah was so amazing. Obviously it’s mostly that he feels his mother’s pain and seeks to comfort her but you cannot tell me Drogon did not feel for Jorah too. Jorah was literally the one
everyone-wants-waffleguy: SM, did you think we wouldn’t notice? It doesn’t really bother me, just thought I’d point it out. yeah it literally took me watching the MV like five times to notice because I was too busy fangirling.
jaesama: LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF OMG!this is too great,Making a public scene to embarrass him…I love my character..That’s what you get for ignoring me when I fell down you bastard.
I met someone mean today /: So first off I’m a sophomore and today I had P.E. and I literally do not know anyone in there and today a freshmen girl came up to me and she said she was alone too so she randomly started talking to me and I felt
When someone messages you asking if you like chocolates but you literally see this message daaaayyys later and now you know its too late to get chocolate and you just sorta
teentop-reactions: 9 photos of l.joe requested by _
babybells231: I just want to point out that Bubbles is canologically sinless, she is literally too pure for this world.
sebjpeg: （。-＿-。）
Man I love eunwoo :(
belsmultifandommess:expectation vs reality-Why sauna, all of a sudden?-I saw on dramas that this is where many couples like to go when they go on dates.-What is the drama that you watched?-My Lovely Sam Soon. It’s quite a popular one.
omokittyx3: I adore those scenarios where a character literally has every opportunity to ask to go to the bathroom, but they keep it to themselves anyway. They’re too shy or embarrassed or prideful to admit they have to go, so they just. Hold it. For
You know when your too drunk when all you do is sneeze…. and need to change you pants cause you literally peed them…
fluffy-omorashi: As you know I went, um pee last night before bed. I woke up 8 hours later though my bladder literally screaming at me to get up, but sleepy and hungover I just groaned and rolled over too exhausted to get up-///- 2 more hours later I
urban-plushie: Literally shakingThe fire alarm just went off at my apartment and it wouldn’t turn off. I’m so freaked I wet myself out of stress. I’m still shaking too.I had to call the apartment because it wouldn’t turn off and they said they’d
curvyhorny: Jacking off to thick girl pictures is nice, but fucking them is clearly better! NOW you can do just that! Literally MILLIONS of hot thick,curvy & BBW chicks are available. Don’t let them wait for too long! JOIN NOW!
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
this-tragic-affair: ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards
collegehumor: 14 “Boyfriend Twins” Who Look Way Too Much Like Each Other Loving yourself is important, but no one is taking this more literally than the curators at boyfriendtwin - a blog dedicated solely to posting pictures of gay couples where
laaadymeow: unclefather: aaliyah1979-2001: valiantparadox: My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us WHO DID THIS I want justice this is literally the most amazing thing I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GOODBYE
The past nine months I’ve been working and going to school seven days out of the week waking up at 6:30 or 7:30 every morning. I just slept I just slept in until 10:30 and I’m literally the happiest person alive. Lol. I’m too easy to
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear
dscourage: the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
mikkynga: themetaisawesome: kushkissesz: LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG “Somebody stop this crazy thing!” i’ve seen this at least 200 times but i need to watch this 200
bifurpawz: furrywolfcyrus: oxthebeardog: nudeparrot: jess-iplier: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual It’s either this or gross fetishization. I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally
yellowdraws: My favorite pair of sales girls who sell you literal garbage Too cute omggg
pikabells: lightspeedsound: seiya234: this is too precious and I literally cannot cinnamon bun tho ahahaha
doombrigade: consultingpurplepants: queer-deadpool: hellonheelys: kunabee: mirandaadria: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally
thebuttkingpost: greenwithenby: Ruby and Sapphire are literally too gay to function outside of a fusion I think I know the human equivalent of that
seiya234: this is too precious and I literally cannot
schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
gaysandcats:Sometimes it feels as if people are way too oblivious to the fact that lgbtq people exist in the same universe as them. We could literally be having a hot make-out session in front of people and they will still be like “friendship! :)”
onlyblackgirl:Black activists and BLM is literally the only reason I hear about other races problems. We out here fighting for ourselves AND pushing your issues too while you do nothing but bash black people. So all you nbpoc can honestly go suck a dick
waterberry-strawmelon: gaysun: gaysun: Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too When he did his morning stretches he literally sang a song that said, “I
The amount of people who seem to be deliberately obtuse when it comes to literally anything PoC say is mind-blowing tbh.It’s so petty too sometimes like “oh spicy must mean hot why do black ppl just wanna burn their mouths lol” and then huge stuff
candiikismet: goodvibesndthickthighs: imfeelingmyselfx1000: iamchinyere: 😂😂😂😂 😂😂 Literally lol Expose him! He too cool! ❤️❤️❤️💖
