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satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this
spearmintx: why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me
dailylilycollins: “I never wanted to get a job because someone had made a phone call for me. Nobody has ever made a phone call for me. Weirdly, I enjoyed being knocked back at the beginning. Being told no so many times made being told yes that
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
bunfoot: in honor of speak your language day, s/o to those who had to unlearn their native languages, to those who are told not to speak their native languages, to those whose native language is different from their parents, to those who are told their
jjabramsed-deactivated20120618: I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
penguintim: When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial
sorcery-inthetardis: bblackbirdd: jjabramsed-deactivated20120618: I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the
ih0peyourwifidies: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the
psl: kal-el: Who was the first person you told this (casting) news? I told my agent, Femi, but I think the most interesting thing was telling my dad. lmfao how is it possible that you can actually SEE the Yoruba accent 😂 I’m dead
coriesella: My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write
stevemt: f4ke-ing: legitimism: Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you? Or have told you and never loved you. fuck you both
breakingugly: rhyse: When I was at the lowest spot in my depression I locked myself in my bedroom for three days and lied to everyone I knew. I called in sick to work. I told my mom I was seeing a doctor. I told my friends I was busy. I had successfully
carmessi: cathedralofrust: Gala, from @carmessi . I told ‘em. I told ‘em to stop feedin her, but they didn’t listen. I even made ‘Do not feed succubus’ signs, because you know what that leads to? Property damage. at least they got a great
hat moment when youre listening to the radio and the question was asked “whats the biggest lie you told to impress a 1st date?” 1 man had said he was a street artist….yet they knew nothing about street art. 1 lady said she told them
Alright ppl…time for me to get serious for a minute here again. Ive told myself many times that I wasn’t going to speak on this issue but considering that some ppl who are misinformed or arent given or told the facts…I think enough is
thefingerfucker: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck And I have been told a lot of things by ducks. so. many. things.
kanaydian: I TOLD HER I LIKED SOCCER. AND SHE TOLD ME TO FOLLOW HER HERE. AND THEN SHE SAID THIS. AND I. WHAT.
hermesreincarnated: slinkstercool: jteliczan: Secrets of the 99% I am the 99% So are you. Our generation is drowning. We were told education would save us; we were lied to. Our generation is drowning. We were told education would save us; we
chai-muffins: chai-muffins: so, i never really revel my sexual orientation at school unless someone asks someone did and i told them i was pansexual “wait that means your sexually attracted to frying pans?” i told him yes today he brought a
thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete
ghostgif: what if i told you i invented earth? i didn’t. but what if i told you i did?
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
steampunktoaster: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck And I have been told a lot of things by ducks. Also. It’s frequently full of viruses and random crap because
flyypizza: nobodyontheice: crystal-poison: “An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
sidra-fae: silverlullabitch: There are riots from New York to California. The UK is rioting. Mexico is rioting. China, Korea, and Thailand are rioting. The middle east is rioting. The entire world has had enough of oppression. WE are the generation
did-you-kno: High school senior Tommy Adams was driving with his mom and suddenly told her to stop the car. He got out and approached an elderly man with a walker who was shoveling snow, told him to get inside, and shoveled the driveway for him. His
humansofnewyork: “I was walking to court to attend a hearing against a kiln owner when suddenly I was surrounded by a group of men. Everyone ran away except for my brother and me. The men told me that I better drop the case. I told them I would not.
officialcadbane: ohsebs: ohsebs: ohsebs: my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later. he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to
yugioh-thoughts:What if the Ishtar siblings told Kaiba digging for the Millenium Items was going to bring troubles and Kaiba told them essentially to fuck off, nothing was going to happen that he wasn’t expecting and just let him do his thing and they
themaninthegreenshirt: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt … she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was
the-real-numbers: deafmic: deafmic: deafmic: yesterday after my procedure, while i was waking up from the anesthetic, i: 1. told every nurse and doctor that i loved them 2. dmed a bunch of my friends and told them i loved them 3. tried to @ everyone
jaclcfrost: if no one has told you recently or even if someone has told you recently let me just say i am proud of you i hope your day was ok i hope tomorrow is ok i hope your whole week is ok you are rad as heck you being here and alive makes everything
egobus: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started update:
f4ke-ing: legitimism: Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you? Or have told you and never loved you.
mrsokiedoke: fiightingdreamers: da share z0ne told this guy to shut the fuck up once and its been 11 months and he’s still melting down about it lol “Resort to the court system” in response to being told to shut the fuck up is the most alt-right
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get
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