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morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat
konekosilvertail: themostwinchester: morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!!
literalnobody:“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working
voomin: pk-ballin: this was one of my math teacher’s hall passes dear god this is worse than the two portable box fans my history teacher made us carry lmfao. one of my chem teachers made us carry a toilet seat around
goatygoatyeah: I’d sit on the pot pot i want the toilet seat
only 90′s kids understand “I WANT THE TOILET SEAT”
ivan-braginsky:Americans please explain why your schools are so wild fuck i remember my chemistry teacher had a full fucking toilet seat as a bathroom pass
damian210:I get more ass than a toilet seat
reluctantpissplay: Slamming my tits in the toilet seat
literalnobody: literalnobody: “money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and
nickysixpack: one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving
auditorial-lacerations: Can we please acknowledge the fact that they FUCKING KILLED AND SKINNED JAMES P. SULLIVAN TO MAKE THAT TOILET SEAT COVER
yelyahwilliams: I just went to pee and had to put the toilet seat down 2005-2015 and forever this is my life I surrender ok
A movie about zombies that come out of toilet seats? Crazy?!?!? but I gotta check it out!! #zombieasstoiletofthedead #zombieass #toiletofthedead #noboruiguchi
messedandobsessed: Casi peed on the toilet seat! theyellowsafe
vivien-lynn: assfuckingbuttlovin: this is so fucking sexy! yes it is. but it would be more sexy if the toilet seat would be open :p
Found this priceless saying on top of my daughters toilet seat. Thanks to me she now refers to pooping as “I made magic!”
lavender-bubbaa:So today’s burning question, why was there lipstick on the toilet seat in the bathroom I was just in?
somegreatcelebfakes: “I think sexy selfies are sexiest with the toilet seat up.” -Kaley Cuoco (more Kaley Cuoco fakes)
hotwife37: nekonyahh: Kik nekonyahh to submit your pics and videos. Yes, she IS so fucking sexy, and there’s no way she’s walking past me out of that bath room. I would’ve sat her down on the toilet seat and placed her legs over my shoulders
etsyifyourenasty: Barbie Shoe Toilet Seat
godgazi: dreamerruby: godgazi: ahmadking3: godgazi: I Want To Help White People with REPARATIONS! IF YOU’RE BLACK, WATCH AND REBLOG. a single video better than any history class in a toilet seat complexion school. Lmao!!! Thank you. Regardless
tarynel: amoisthobo: I hate when you go into a public restroom to take a nice relaxing dookerino and somebody left body particles on the toilet seat Dookerino… lmfao b o d y p a r t i c l e s
onlybigtitscaptions:Next time your flat girlfriend yells at you for leaving the toilet seat up, apologize; then go into the bathroom and masturbate to the big tit alcoholic you met last weekend at the neighbourhood bar.
onlybigtitscaptions: Next time your flat girlfriend yells at you for leaving the toilet seat up, apologize; then go into the bathroom and masturbate to the big tit alcoholic you met last weekend at the neighbourhood bar.
Some crime scenes are surreal. At a quick glance, this woman dressed in her slip appears to be casually sitting on a toilet seat with her leg crossed. What is soon apparent is that she has no head, at least no head on her neck; it is on her lap. The
camel-eyelashes:fkatwigs: ikilledmytamagotchi: Rihanna has a weapon for every type of man “left the toilet seat up” “ugly”
corrosivecoco: businessinsider: All your germaphobic habits are pretty much useless Ok but trich you can get from a toilet seat. They don’t survive long outside the body, but it can happen. You can also get trich from using someone else’s moist
theghostoflove: 2/77 Funny/Epic HP Moments ↳ The running Hogwarts toilet seat joke
hitmonbottoms: when your dick touches the toilet seat
dialga: byebabysayonara: themostwinchester: morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!! the best
somegreatcelebfakes: “I think sexy selfies are sexiest with the toilet seat up.” -Kaley Cuoco (more Kaley Cuoco fakes)
xrayeyesblue: erin-in-charge: Next time maybe you’ll remember to put the toilet seat down. xrayeyesblue:Sub m for F, couple or TS in eastern Mass, greater Boston area. Friend me, xrayeyesblue, on Fet Life and let’s talk.
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otkfme: I know we are newlyweds and you are used to living alone but I need to teach you to put down the toilet seat.
cmcmillan16: Wish I could go and lick that toilet seat after him
cwbybtsonblog: I know you love that double toilet seat ass don’t you.
wwruska: kanrose: wwruska: [seductively licks keyboard] Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. [horrified scream]
grumpysalmon: see look at the poor brown huntsman being judged, he’s cute and harmless. those black ones that (funnellweb and red back) they’re dickheads don’t talk to them nah. red backs are known for toilet seat dwelling, and i never noticed
drarna: drarna: THERE IS A CRICKET ON THE TOILET SEAT OKAY
mrdcai: one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my
dogwhoreowner: discardedpig:Cleaning the toilet seat with her tongueTop uses for cunt
phobovien: fkatwigs: ikilledmytamagotchi: Rihanna has a weapon for every type of man “left the toilet seat up” “didn’t notice my hair”
literalnobody: literalnobody: “money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent
bruisedbutterfly: When Daddy splashes pee on the toilet seat and calls me through because it’s my job to lick it off. ✨ please don’t remove caption ✨
idhem69: gorgeoushardshemales: Bailey Jayhttp://gorgeoushardshemales.tumblr.com/archive Wish I was her toilet seat
fenderoffcuts: matzohballsoup: fenderoffcuts: Hell, there’s plenty of fender parts on there, perfectly appropriate for this blog. It looks like the body is a toilet seat.The tuning pegs are spark plugs.The guitar only has 5 bridge saddles.(2, then
mrrobotico: franklytriggering: catbountry: comic-chick: This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has
collegecuckcake25: pathetic-fuck-meat:the mean girl at the sleep over sitting on the toilet seat forcing you to wet yourself knowing that your torment has only just begun awwww someone was forced to pee themselves
hotwing: d-feather: hotwing: themostwinchester: morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!! go
unbossed: did-you-kno: Mobile devices can carry 10 times more bacteria than toilet seats. Source And in just a few years I’m sure they’ll be capable of carrying hundreds of times more. Would be lousy if Moore’s Law applies to bacteria too.
elpizos: Ouchies!!! 😿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿 Even inanimate objects are trying to nibble at my sweet cheeks. First my bed bites my booty cheek and then my toilet seat bites my juicy thigh! #sweetness
gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: The one thing you do NOT want to find under your toilet seat…
happicuppa: franklytriggering: catbountry: comic-chick: This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has