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“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
taoist4tease: When you want to spice up her orgasm with a role of the die. Role a single die. dice-decision orgasm die = 1; no orgasm today die = 2; cum in public die = 3; cum fast die = 4; cum twice die = 5; cum at work die = 6; cum standing Now imagine
toomanydickstoolittletime: Today’s Edition of: The Cock I Wish I Were Sucking Right Now! (Want your cock considered for “Today’s Edition”, submit your cock pics here, or email them to nastyjay2013@gmail.com. You know you’re dying to show off
wendiago:Request by lifeabr0ad for a POV~ And I just died. Thank you for this wendiago.
― “What would you do if I died today?”― “I’d die tomorrow.”I Killed My Mother (2009) you matter.
Today, 01.27, in Santa Maria, Brazil, 245 people died in a fire at a nightclub. Now, many victims who survived need blood donation. Please, spread the word, it doesn't matter where you live, if you are a boy or girl, or if you believe in God or not, this
tiya-minuscule: I really needed something sweet today, so here is a gif of Harley and Ivy being cute :3 I got inspired by this painting that I really like “Le Printemps” by Pierre Auguste Cot Anyway, Hope you like it ;)
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Rolled my car this afternoon…I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I
skuttz: Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so
saitamas-hoodie: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die i want to die
Today in class this girl was getting asked to homecoming by a senior but she already hinted to him that she kinda didn’t want to go with him so before all his friends came with a huge “Will you come to homecoming with me?” poster
Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys: *staring into the distance sitting rigedly* “Can’t talk.”Girl: *confused*. “uh…what?”Guy: *says painfully* “gotta pee… Can’t talk…gotta concentrate..”**someone
childrentalking: thesassycat: You can only reblog this today. if you reblog it on any other day you die
brbjellyfishing: saitamas-hoodie: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die i want to die 4 years and no answers
notxam: if you do one thing with your day today, please make it watching this otamatone cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” I love these things
theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p: Arin Hanson 1987-2017 Tragically died today from severe diaper overload. “Hey, wanna hear my impression of a Japanese person?” -Arin Hansom
I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
submissivebluebird: the-quiet-dominant: twisted-baby-girl: Omg I’m dying ….. Today has been full of Kermie and Piggy! It today has! My skype today with You… Perfect It’s easy to guess how this would play out. Piggy would want Kermit
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
dear diary, today I watched an episode of a tv show and no one I liked died so that’s, you know, an improvement
Today, you died.
claireefoy:If any Shelby man dies here today, you bury us side by side.
jakegyllenhaal: Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life?” Well, that’s true with every day except one: the day that you die.American Beauty (1999) dir. Sam Mendes
tskyli: setosnicegirl: eridans-fabulous-rump: ijustasdfghjkl: today my dash will be 50% America 50% Swimming Anime but either way it will be 100% free you just lol
aaronpaauls-deactivated20141206: Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one - the day you die. American Beauty (1999)
Started playing Bloodborne today and my god, it’s so much fun…! The Dark Souls days of seeing “You died” on screen are back as I kept getting my ass handed by the first boss. Man, I just love the whole atmosphere and clothing
lavender-bubbaa: So today I stuck ten markers up my butt live on snapchat! What did you do today?? Don’t remove my caption or you will die in seven days
I have two reactions to pain. “Fuck it I’ll be ok” and “Cry on everything you love” and I am the latter today.
shutchristinaup: sabbyvee: half-right: lezrunaway: wolffangs: Today is December 31, 2010. This means it has been 4 months and 24 days, or 148 days since you died. Today is December 31, 2010 and as I write this sentence it is 12:31AM. That means in
jakegyllonhaal: Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life?” Well, that’s true with every day except one: the day that you die. American Beauty (1999) dir. Sam Mendes
writing-prompt-s: In alternate dimensions there are an unlimited copies of yourself. However, you are the centre. When a copy dies, you receive a freckle. With each freckle comes the knowledge and experience of the copy. Today you received your first
uhigh: tell me the time where you are and what you’re thinking
margary: margary: Look what came in the mail today. (You can get one at www.margary.net ) So this thing blew up again, just hours after I actually thought “I guess that’s how a post finally dies.”
chetaliciousawesomer: Johnny Cash, song writer and great song interpreter, died 10 years ago today, Sept 12, 2003. Here’s to the master cross-over country artist respect by rap, rock, jazz and country musicians alike.
just-shower-thoughts: Every time you get dressed remember that if you die today that’s your ghost outfit forever
sammybitchfacewinchester: themotherfuckinfox: it’s july 2nd augustus waters died today You must be fun at parties
I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small,
bitchesaintshitbuthoesandtrickss: Happy birthday tupac, you would be 41 today. You really were a legend like no other my number one favourite rapper, you may be gone but you will forever be living in many of our hearts, legend never die and your music
Reblog if you also stopped doing the little things like buckling your seatbelt, looking both ways while crossing the road or walking with the knife down not because you're trying to die but because you just wouldn't care if you died today.
ialienslut: i like myself today nudes | nsfw services | book a private show! can you kill me?? or marry me? because you are a goddess
saw avengers again with Mommy today…UGH I LOVE THAT MOVIE MORE THAN I SHOULDI had been dying to see it a second time and ugh, finally. So happy. ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Wore white leggings today that are see through and I’m pretty sure everyone has gotten a glimpse of my undies, but it’s so fucking hot I think I’m gonna die I don’t even care about shit anymoreeeeeeee!
riggu: “Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one - the day you die.” American Beauty (1999) dir. Sam Mendes
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
weirdlyprecious: The three-eyed beastsecond announcementHey guys, well, first things first, I’m sorry for not updating page 9 of the comic today. I’ll finish this tomorrow (Sunday) and the following page (yes! now we’re going to have an extra page,
i was BLESSED today
drawbauchery: so when i typed pinkie pie on google this comes up. i guess i missed this in the show. is your pinkie also a killer? (fanofawesomethings) apparently you haven’t seen my mlp stuff either i have an entire art tag dedicated to cupcakes
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my
juansendizon: “Today is a good day to tell you “I love you” because I’d rather die expressing my love for you than dying someday and knowing I haven’t kissed you enough with my words. Today is a good day to tell you “I love you” because
