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toastoat: dr–wizard: It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care ‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight
toastoat: britmitch: we’ve located CIS HQ send in the buses
toastoat:it’s raining but these flowers are so bright!
toastoat: please look at this dog that was sitting at starbucks
toastoat: “you’re so full of yourself” is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
toastoat: that is the opposite of what i wanted
toastoat: me constantly:
toastoat:🐛🐛🐛 I showered and took selfies instead of another depression nap can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhh cutie
toastoat: hey guys !! I just deleted and remade my old Patreon; since it was extremely stale and disorganized, and didn’t reflect my current trajectory at all. if you’re a new follower or have been around for a while, please consider becoming a Patron
toastoat: my cousin’s cat looks unreal like what is this shit. Who authorized this
toastoat: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
toastoat: mutimatuti: it’s 3 fucking am and im crying bc of the wikipedia article on spectroscopy Me n my friends 3 am online having a grand ole time :)
toastoat: greelin: greelin: why is it that every single time i bake/cook the bacon pancakes song from adv*nture t*me gets stuck in my head.. not even just that like it’s the version that’s mashed up w/ new york by alicia keys.. every time for those
toastoat: plantparenthood: photogenic-falcon: I came across this very odd pond in a forest thats a vernal pool baby!!! alllll the salamanders are gonna spawn in that Fantastic news thank you
toastoat:me after fixing my mechanical pencil:
toastoat:who allowed this
toastoat: my cousin’s cat looks unreal like what is this shit. Who authorized this OMFG
toastoat: nicecleanfight: always
toastoat: babylonian: you know what? ill say it. theyve gone too far wheres his fucken pores whats his skincare routine
toastoat:wahoo!! hell yeah!!!
toastoat:when a blog has autoplay but it turns out to be rlly good music
toastoat: brotogenic: HE’S THIRSTY PUPSI RELOADED
toastoat: boops boops in a bucket
toastoat:i just wish my parents would stop assuming I hate my body so much and just realize. Kevin Kline 1983 Pirates of Penzance
toastoat: he is soft and warm like mashed potato
toastoat: what a powerful cat
toastoat: skeppsbrott: So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago. this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
toastoat: nerdlingmitch: gerard-way6: It’s so amazing that My Chemical Romance is still showing their care for people, although they didn’t do it together it doesn’t mean that they don’t care. We know this because we know them. A beautiful
toastoat: Miitomo is a mix of intense self-hating posts, disgusting answers, discourse about bread, and unexpected very emotional and personal reveals; but they’re all thrown at you at random so it’s the weirdest fucking experience. Like your friend
toastoat: titspoon: for @beartopiary’s friend THANK YOU this videos energy is incredible
toastoat: “you’re so full of yourself” is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam????? Hey, some horror icons are full of bees thanks you! Haha
toastoat: i posted this on fb and got into a little discussion with somebody 💅💅💅☠️
toastoat: fool me once
toastoat: Anybody who tells a joke tomorrow gets kicked in the throat instantly
toastoat: arcticmoe: shaolinwasmyheart: arcticmoe: butchscientist: unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie. As a straight guy, I think that’d be hot af to see on a girl! shut the fuck up demon All this hate in the comments