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lifeywifey: So we had a “Doctor Two” party for my son last week and I had way too much fun with the food… We also had beans on toast and mini-bangers and mash, but I didn’t get a picture of them. And I know those aren’t real Jammie Dodgers,
mrmrssecretblog: For today’s Saturday Submission theme, we take a moment to celebrate the awesomeness of sluts. Here’s a toast to the sexy ladies who know (and aren’t afraid) to rock their sexuality. @j-and-t-midwest-hotwife Oh yes how can you
foodiebliss: Toasted Honey and Hazelnut Granola. Making granola from scratch is easier than you think, and worlds cheaper (and healthier) than store-bought! All it takes is a handful of ingredients, and a little know-how – get the recipe, and six
kattcoos: tastefullyoffensive: My entire life is a lie. [@robmhan] WAIT REALLY I…dont know what to do with my life anymore. The toast is a lie!
There comes a time in every chef’s life when he realizes that he can simply toast some fruit loops in his oven, steep them in milk, and then filter out the pulp to make a drink that is better than sex
Madhog and WhyBoy Play “Puzzle Agent”, Part 2: “Our Moose is Cooked” The moose is cooked, the cat is dead and the dog is toast. Don’t you know?—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR: http://www.
mah girl furiosai almost had max clutching her leg sexily like a girl from a conan the barbarian illustrationbut i figured furiosa wouldn’t put up with that
eroticenglishgirl: thenaughtydoc: the-perks-of-eating-pussy: this is how you know you’re doing it right Love to get a reaction. This is normally my reaction when he makes me marmite on toast ! Lol
Dear Ghost, You the only nigga I know like when the cops come, you never hide your toast.
tradebabybluetomorrows: rage-on-against-the-dying-light: I found this online and I thought it was very important for everyone to know that avocados are supportive of the LGBT community This must be why we millennials are buying so many avocado toasts
subject13fringe: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: subject13fringe: Friendly reminder that Olivia offered to share her precious toast with Peter and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is Of all the moments in the showWhy did the fandom latch onto
toast-potent: captainsnoop: i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending
princesswhatevr: queervegancunt: havocados: queervegancunt: -heavy breathing- quick raw snack #801010 So the only ways I know how to eat avo are like on toast, in guac or like in pudding/smoothies. How else should I eat these beauties? Avocado
panic-at-the-blog: b-egone: panic-at-the-blog: “Well this calls for a toast” I hate this website That’s how I know I’ve done my job
capeandcowl: decadentgrrrl: kendrawcandraw: A new installment of Girl Tips has gone up on The Toast! The accuracy… The muslim girl. Do you know how many times I see Christian male yahoos go up to the girls tabling for the muslim student union and
yggdrasilly: bryanthephotogeek: ¾ of you weren’t even alive when magic middles or Crystal pepsi came out. Joke’s on you guys, USA. We still have French Toast Crunch in Canada. :D and nobody is going to mention the 79 cent gas? i know
jeffblim: jeffblim: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU TURN THE TOASTER SIDEWAYS YOU CAN MAKE GRILLED CHEESE OH MY FUCKING GOD never mind the toast is on fire
postapocalypticflimflam: thepredatorblog:onlylolgifs:Bonobo builds a fire and toasts marshmallowsHOW DOES HE KNOW HOW LONG TO ROAST THE MARSHMALLOWS???Dawn of the Planet of the S’mores.
bogleech: bogleech:When I was little I wanted buttered toast every day but I wanted it cut into triangles and then I wanted butter spread along the edges where it was cut. I don’t know why I thought that made such a difference but for some reason I
ilypizza: bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it THATS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY
i-am-nephy: moon-cosmic-power: Yooooo make pancakes + watch King of the Hill with me so I know it’s real. but I want waffles or french toast I’m down for french toast always.
joolu: synnesai: andie-strider: krazzines: andie-strider: toast’s dumb idea part 2 i honestly don’t know what he was thinking when he wanted me to draw this IM DYINGHRKAEHRG,SFKZERG KGN;M.RH OH MY GDO Oh look, two of my favorite things in
gentle-cuddles-soft-boi: thyrell: thyrell: earthdad: if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself never heard that term before wym hold on you mean sandwiches Am I toasted? The world may never know.
babyxnanas: you know whenever harry does that thing in his verse…. are you sleeping baby by yourself or are you giving it to someone else…. let’s have another toast to the girl almighty…. you’re not a constant star….. even when the night
She knows :)
i-am-a-fish: creamed-toast: i-am-a-fish: isn’t it past your fucking BEDTIME? Fuck off if I want to stay up past 3 in the a.m. looking at Transformers™ porn then goddammit I will. you know what? that’s valid. I’m sorry for interrupting.