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The smell of spit, Alpha Cock and your girlfriends perfume was making you get closer and closer to the action. Better not get too close or she’s gonna make you help.
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
To The Devil A Daughter, by Dennis Wheatley (Arrow, 1974). From a charity shop in Sherwood, Nottingham. As she finished speaking she threw the thing she was holding towards Christina’s lap, and cried ‘Catch!’ Christina cupped her hands
epicwhitegirls: Anais Zanotti & Tahiti Cora Damn!! Why don’t I ever see this at the park? Well first off, probably because I don’t go to the park.
the-doll-collector: Perfect for feasting on the meat
The Pussy Heart Kill Closeup by ProudWarrioress on http://www.SexyAmazons.com (Many of you requested a closeup of this…Robbi executes the perfect killing thrust to the heart as she stabs this busty chick right in her fucking pussy! She’s
By the way the grass and plant textures are still stunning.
The first stroke, the first moan
TIFF 2013 - The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby - Q&A To the people that could not attend ♥
The new 9… RIP Paul…farewell Joey..here’s to The Gray Chapter.
the-green-lion-of-voltron:Inside the cockpit of the green lion
the-wag: Dashie’s spooky midnight ride Rainbow Dash spending some quality time alone at home on nightmare night. Like many of us did. Here is to the brave souls that had nothing special going for them on halloween. Cheers. Enjoy the pic! : > (Also,
calellon: the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever
The fact that I haven’t lost followers due to the exponential increase in shitposting on my blog is baffling and wonderful.
This is the front door to The Broken Tusk, the venue I performed at last night. I immediately felt at home. Super fun night.
A trip to The Hostel in the Forest is overdue. Gonna get a crew together and go in April.
Well…I was only 13 minutes late to the office. I’m exhausted, I’m getting requests that are confusing to me and need more clarification, and I am annoyed with everything
To the Heart
the-absolute-funniest-posts: unclefather: that’s the face of a man who sold his soul to the devil This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
playfulperversion: We miss summer! ☀️luckily your blog keeps it 🔥 And so does yours @sexysoon you never fail to get us excited! I want that bra too, would be great for trips to the swimming pool 😋- Angel xXx
the desert of the real
ibelieveitwasmygreatgrandparent: “Death’s at the bottom of everything, Martins. Leave death to the professionals.”The Third Man, 1949Directed by Carol ReedsCinematography by Robert Krasker
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The vagina is a fibromuscular elastic tubular tract (passage) which is a sex organ and mainly functions for the facilitation of sexual intercourse and childbirth. In mammals (especially primates), menstruation, which is the periodic discharge of blood
fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: galaxysdefender: International Release Dates I have no idea why this isn’t just “JUNE 6 EVERYWHERE” because, like, it’s all the same world. It’s not like we have to transmit the movie over several light-months
tellmetofeel: For a moment, everything seems frozen in time. Then the apples spill to the ground and I’m blown backward into the air.
The Thought Fox.
moonslept: AU where everyone lives and they all retire to the Shire and party and eat food and drink and have fireworks everyday and are never ever ever sad. Also Fili and Kili are obviously the favorites among the young hobbit girls and constantly
tiedostoaeisaatavilla: Sorry for the lack of art, I have been suffering sort of artblock Dís sending her young one of to the adventure.
algrenion: Headcanon time. Thorin’s company would have group baths on the way to the Lonely Mountain. One group would go wash in a river while the other made sure it was safe, then they’d swap shifts. Additional info includes that Bofur would keep
sailorleo:ive spent the last few weeks listening to the adventure zone and totally fell in love with it… its pretty clear who my favorite character is
mortharris:i see so much of Julia Burnsides fanart revolving around the line “this chair smells like Grandma’s” and it upsets me because when i was listening to the ep i heard it as “this chair smells like grandmas”, which implies not that
#why would ten just how he feels for rose tyler in three words#when he can say it in the most dramatic of ways#by yelling it to the greatest evil in space while circling a black hole#HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST#ten x rose (via TinyConfusion)
morganperreault: cancerchild: nathanmorrow: shithowdy: Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their
xfiles9302: 22 yrs ago Mulder & Scully came over the airwaves in front of millions. There journey for the truth was just beginning and still lives on today.Happy Anniversary to The X-Files! 👽💋
doyoueverfeelfeels: what-the-hells-going-on: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS OUCH
the-three-seconds-warning: MWS-19051G D Gundam “First” A custom mobile worker created by Darry Neil Guns with support from the Monotone Mouse company using mobile suit junk parts. Its resemblance to the legendary Gundam is intentional. Its movable
The warmth of the sunlight, is no match to the heat of your hand on my skin…
novastarslayer: Eren and Levi (Rivaille) from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) by ichinosehikaru and 绵羊. Photo by Neji and Staff: Momoko. Here is the link to the full set: Chess Set.
sunsetgun: Muhammad Ali stops a man from committing suicide. Police negotiators and psychiatrists had tried for over two hours but the young man wasn’t budging. Ali stepped in, went to the window near the troubled man, and told him they were “brothers.”
dogbomber: Wierd. Some people just like putting out fake cards, I guess.Lets get to the point.Check out the rest of the cards (humungo spoilo)
adoradork: stuffman: People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter This is true of writing too.
malfvoys: the best part of the idea that asami was in love with korra before she went back to the south pole is that at no time did asami ever force her feelings onto korra. like we all know that korra’s emotional state at that time was still extremely
Dropping in casual references to The Godfather is just yet another reason why I think The Loud House is one of the best new animated series out there.
crowd @thenbhd concert, The Fonda Los Angeles 7/15
the-bloody-black-rabbit: “Maybe we’re walking the wrong path, but our hearts will lead us back to the truth.”
classicwaxxx: The Eagles “Take It To The Limit” / “After The Thrill Is Gone” Single - Asylum Records, Germany (1976).
The last plane ticket to the end of the world.
To the people going to Kendrick's Sydney show
I'm a fan of The Wanted not because they are gorgeous, but because they are talented. ALL FIVE OF THEM! their looks and personalities are a bonus, they are the real deal. i love our boys. you try and bring them down... i'm introducing you to the family.
the irony is ive sent a few people to the hospital defending myself
Sooooo that was the most fun I’ve had going to the club yet. Like, the perfect group of people who don’t take themselves too seriously and the chillest club atmosphere. Good times were good.
eltotocaliente: brokebut-wealthy: jonjames3: donttouchmykeef: best-of-memes: It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future I want what they’re smoking fr Same clothes, down to the lapel pin It’s funny that a person is holding
The cops were called because they heard people screaming and it was literally us freaking out over cartoon s oh m y f U king go d
iapislazuli: something i still find outrageously funny is that whatever internal mechanism adjusts a gem’s physical forms to the gravity of planets registered stevens bubble as a planet, leading to this
the-stars-the-m0on: Credits to the person whose snap I stole
Which of your ships would do this?(the-italian-pasta)oh this is wade. this is 111920931092% wade. and he’s not even the one who proposed. but good god was he ready to the first time peter smiled at him
blueybirdy: n3rdgeschoss: This is FAN MADE!!! Good grief, the animation in this amazing! So close to the film it’s scary! Can’t imagine the amount of effort that went into this.
The Howling Void - Shadows Over the Cosmos.It’s been a while since i’ve listened to the absolute majesty that is this album, and this title track in particular. God… playing this loud is unbelievable… it’s so vast
undeadhousewife:mamoru:STOP EATING DAILY HARVEST FOOD IMMEDIATELY!! THEIR SHIT IS MAKING PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE ENTIRE FUCKING ORGANS REMOVED Daily Harvest Recalls Lentil Crumbles After Customers Allege Severe Liver IllnessMy wife went to the hospital for