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“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
I got a request to make this rebloggable.
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
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“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
i don’t even c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfortwhos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft. John says no.
livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
ibelieveinmycroft: Anonymous asked you: So, in Scandal, we see Mycroft telling Mrs. Hudson to shut up, and after Sherlock yells at him and he gets looks from Mrs. Hudson, John, and Sherlock, she (Mrs. Hudson) says something along the lines of, ‘after
thedreamtailor: thedreamtailor: Mycroft: I occupy a minor position aboard the U.S.S Enterprise. Spocklock: Negative. He captains the ship. Johnnybones: Damnit Sherlock!…You look ridiculous… Irene: I’m picking up a Klingon transmission. I don’t
mycroft: an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
i-am-mycroft-holmes:i-am-mycroft-holmes:I’m curious. In the tags, tell me how you take your tea or if you just don’t drink it.The fact that people are actually doing this makes me so happy!
mycroft: i seriously have no recollection of following most of you. it’s like you stumbled into my house one night when i was drunk and we both just decided to roll with it because you occasionally spout some shit that i’m down with.
19callalilies: khaipie: mszombi: Precious babies, every one. IS NO ONE GOING TO DISCUSS THE BLUE PERSIAN?
mycroft-queenofcake: icy-mischief: He says the same thing, but in such a different tone. From ferally excited reckless boy to wry, dutiful, calm king. cries because of character development
kingmycroft: God bless Gatiss for giving us Deducing brother games Sassy Mycroft I am smarter than you Mycroft Undercover Mycroft ‘I am not lonely Mycroft’ Operation Playing Mycroft Mycroft who wants to be saved from watching les mis with
mycroftly: let’s all just appreciate the fact that sherlock literally ripped open a burning bonfire double the size of him in order to save john if that doesn’t prove that sherlock loves john then i don’t know what will
mycroftly: [CRASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR] HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT DRUNK SHERLOCK AND JOHN
mycroft-queenofcake: emissarydeatons: whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
bbcsherlockftw: rewatching the empty hearse and when Sherlock says to Mycroft “how would you know” about knowing what feeling lonely felt like I die a little because Sherlock used to not know what feeling lonely was like either but John changed that
Mycroft Holmes according to character tropes: season 3 Sherlock Holmes (x) John Watson (x) Mary Morstan (x) Johnlock (x)
mycroft-queenofcake: chubby-bunnies: teaplusbeardspluscake: cuntbarf: xthedeathofme: Am I the only one just learning this? Did you know that the correct way to insert a bobby pin in your hair is with the wavy side down? We all know the flat
mycroftly: when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed
mycroft: how long do you have to know someone before it’s considered okay to tell them that they can’t be friends with anybody except you?
mycroft: so i tried out the green neon i got last week. then i got bored and put chevrons on top of it. oh! and the white is because in order make neons really bright you have to do a white basecoat. so. I have nothing but admiration for your badassery.
mycroft: i pledge allegiance to the butts of jeremy renner and chris evans
mycroft: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
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