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It’s taken a long time to persuade my Dad I really mean I like it rough but he’s getting the hang of it.
Even after telling my dad “no†many times, he will still find a way to get what he wants
i came out to my dad today
my dad decided that he is going to put this at the bottom of every serious letter wonder how long it will take his work to notice
tyleroakley: Soldier comes out to his dad, live, after the end of DADT. So brave. So couragious. I am so proud of how far my community has come. (start at 2:00) If you’re looking for a good cry, this will do it. #dadt
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My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d be Satan’s bride for all eternity. Taking that Prince of Darkness cock in the pussy, mouth, and ass while i watch, forever and ever. My dad sits in heaven waiting in vain for the
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
My sister asked me to hide her and her ex-boyfriend in my room so right now they’re literally in my closet because my dad came in asking if I’ve seen them…uhm…
ok so im at the hospital watching over my dad and Im pretty sure IM the one who needs to be watched over because I am spilling juice down my shirt and tripping over cords/wires and causing chaos everywhere I go…
Oh, Father’s Day. What a wonderful time to listen to my dad talk about how he watched baby birds die a few days ago while beating a bird next out of his deck. And how he was about to do it again, even though I was crying.
gaydesi: no offense who thought bralettes were a good idea? if i wanted no support i would go talk to my dad
I haven’t been able to do some lineless art in a while so its good to know that i still have a lot of fun with it!Also this is my Chirstmas present for my dad and I wanted to post it here because I’m pretty happy with it
Just one hour to go until back-to-back episode of Steven Universe! Catch “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom,” you won’t wanna miss them!
Just a half an hour left until back-to-back new episode of Steven Universe! “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom”
Only 15 minutes to go until back-to-back Steven Universe episodes, “Are You My Dad?” and “I Am My Mom”!
datcracker: This is a great idea. I’m going to do this to my dad.
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
my dad is sitting next to me and he keeps showing me memes……
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… Shoulda said, “Dad you ain’t never had dee’s nuts?”
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured by thrashing hysteria I don’t recall my father being so hostile when I was growing up. He was conservative, to be sure, but conventionally and thoughtfully so. He is a kind and generous
nomoremissnicebi: My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him
to funny, my mom talking to my dad and Chinese, and my dad respond to her by saying “huh”
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
IF I BECOME A SITHLORD CAN I USE FORCE LIGHTNING TO MAKE MY DAD GO TO BED SO I CAN SMOKE SOME WEED!!
oxblood74: dont fucking have kids if your compassion has limits and you are only able to love under certain conditions.
uhmeliamay: shoutout to my pets for knowing when i’m sad and upset and giving me unconditional love and attention
thenonbinarysafespace: It’s okay to change your identity. It’s okay to discover new and different versions of yourself and it is okay to move forward and completely change your identities as they come and go and are. To be human is to be fluid, to
ellielias: tigerator: before you ever even consider having a child you should be ready to handle a disabled child, you should be ready to handle twins, you should be ready to handle a gay child or a trans child because if you’re not ready for your
saaav: yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know
nathanielwsninski: So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think. He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you.
Trying to get my dad to watch venture bros…. i feel like it’d be right up his alley but I don’t want to sit through S1 brock sex scenes with him 😞
shout out to my dad for always burning cds for me off kazza
me and my dad on our way to get sushi earlier today. We’re watching Captain America right now and we got super pumped so we’re gonna grab a couple drinks and catch the 10:25 viewing of The Avengers. Nerding out with my dad is so fun.
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
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fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
fairyneko: fairyneko: My dad being adorbs. 🌸 (He/him or they/them) Reblogging again cause today’s his birthday! Happy birthday Tom Cat ♥️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADThanks for wanting to be my Dad when no one else ever has. Love you loads.
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
My mama furious as fuck and I love it.
ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
my dad literally called me shaytan and said I ruined my brother’s life lmaoo
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
i probably wouldn’t miss my dad if he were gone tbh
man i can’t imagine what kids with homophobic parents/family go through, just living enduring that shit everydaywhenever my parents just make a single passing homophobic remark on ocassion i just get sick to my stomach and snap at them bleh
my dad is finally gonna go to the ER now to check whats wrong with his respiratory system, he has been coughing terribly and feeling out of breath for over a month but he’s been hesitant to go get checked out wish him luck guys ;u;
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
I was taking the requested selfie when my Dad started to attempt to sing some R&B song and I just about lost it
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My dad works in printing so he’s able to give me print outs of the stuff I send him AND IM SO EXCITED THESE CANE OUT SO GOOD AHH
yellow-moonshadow21: thegirlwiththeneonhair: riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.
FINISHED THE SPEECHnow i cant wait to do a boring presentation tomorrow
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
