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“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
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“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.†Submitted by deeppuddles.
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
AMERICAN SHERLOCK??? IT COULD BE WORSE
don-gately: onthelosingside: anigrrrl2: warmth-and-constancy: anigrrrl2: squirrelock-holmes: That time Mrs Hudson told us who was going to get shot next episode and we were all thinking that it was going to be Mary. Mrs Hudson is best detective
ibelieveinmycroft: Anonymous asked you: So, in Scandal, we see Mycroft telling Mrs. Hudson to shut up, and after Sherlock yells at him and he gets looks from Mrs. Hudson, John, and Sherlock, she (Mrs. Hudson) says something along the lines of, ‘after
xrdj: ibelieveinsammy: cumbermums: itsgotflaps: I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe
theumbrellaseller: I don’t think I’ve ever gotten as angry over a show as I did when I saw what those men had done to Mrs Hudson. I was FURIOUS. Actually shaking with fury. And I realised that though her presence is slight in the canon, though she
corvidae-corvus: ibelieveinsammy: cumbermums: itsgotflaps: I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say
code-lazarus: dangerbats: On a scale of Lestrade to Mrs. Hudson, how well did you handle seeing Sherlock again? Anderson
johnlockedinmyimpala: johnlockers4amanda: mycroftplayingoperation: YOU MAY SHIP IT BUT YOU WILL NEVER SHIP IT AS HARD AS MRS. HUDSON DOES On a scale of John to Mrs. Hudson how hard do you ship them? Mary
secret-ginger: Mrs Hudson’s reactions to people coming back to life are my favourite thing
dear-mrs-hudson: Can we take a moment to appreciate how much Mrs. Hudson loves Sherlock and John? I mean look at her comments. She just loves them SO MUCH. And then when Sherlock’s moping about John and Mary being away on their “Sex Holiday”…
johnlockedness: frodosweetstuff: earlgreytea68: capt-john-h-watson-md: sherlockspeare: Because Sherlock is glancing at John before he answers to Mrs Hudson’s “I wish you could have worn the antlers.” and then John is smiling and looks so happy.Don’t
thewomvn: Sherlock wearing the antlers this christmas just to give Mrs Hudson and John something to laugh about because he treasures nothing more than the two most important people in his life looking at him with eyes so full of love and joy.
castielcampbell: lotrlockedwhovian: timeywimeymetalbender: xrdj: ibelieveinsammy: cumbermums: itsgotflaps: I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches
