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“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
Submitted by landseaandair: I’d believe in you any time… (okay you can’t say I didn’t try but really I’m just here to spread these posters if that’s alright >< ) #BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK SPREAD THE WORD. DOWNLOAD
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
darlingdormer:You’re not boring at all, are you?I try not to be. Natalie Dormer and Johnny Lee Miller in “Elementary” 1x24: Heroine (26/10/2013)
Ever the addict, Sherlock? Though I suppose there are worse things than Watson!Adoration to get addicted to…
superwhoavengelockandme: the-great-princess: apherionlystae: The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow. Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane? There’s a reason he wanted to be a pirate
inktober #31 MY LAST INKTOBER 6 DAYS LATE my typography is really bad sorry, i was trying to make myself try something harder for my last one but i kept not having time to work on it so i just gave up and did it really fast today oopss
I just went to Verona. It’s a tradition to write the names of couples all over the area that is allegedly where the real Juliet lived. While looking at the names, I found this gem written on a sign. Well played, Sherlock fandom.
WIP #2 for a poll on Patreon. Tune in soon to see which sketch my patrons pick or become a patron today to cast your vote
sojuandhenny:Central Park South (by joe holmes)
