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lnternetexplorers: getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful
mandopony: ambris-art: pr1nceshawn: The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night Every damn time the truest post ever to be posted on the internet
personalperformance: You know you’re hung when even Magnum XL condoms are this tightly stretched around your cock, and I’m only at like, 85% hard here. Since a few of you seem to be interested, I figured I’d share this from my other blog.
danisnotafaggot: do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend
Sometimes you’ve got a bandaid covering something that needs to be taken care of. So you rip the bandaid off. And it hurts. And you might cry. And sometimes that something you exposed hurts so bad, you feel like a part of you died and it
I’m sat in work (the pub isn’t meant to be open on Monday, but we’re having a lads day), and I’m reblogging gay porn with all these straight guys about, and in my head, I’m just smirking…
tinyoperadiva: the-sassy-composer: I feel this on a spiritual level I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true
heckifiknowcomics: Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.
bran-draws-things: How to be an artist AND enjoy your other interests
to be alive and in lust
Felt today needed to be pretty in pink!
unnecessaryxiines: *listening sad songs and trying to be positive*
all my life I wanted to be a bad-ass
thnksfrthbttfck: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS ¾ OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
I want to be a stay at home dad.
This is what I feel like, a kitten pretending to be a lion
My city was destroyed tonight. Happy I’m not there but wish I was. Worried about my family. I’m just gonna look at cute stuff and try not to be sad about it.
Some fear play sounds awesome right now. I want to be legitimately terrified
I just want to be as powerful and beautiful as Stevie Nicks
dajo42:“what are your plans for the future?”“then what are your major skills?”“but what are your hobbies?”“something else. there has to be something else.”
The last few weeks have been trying as fuck but I’m trying to be positive
I had an okay day in downtown Baltimore. I bought myself a new Maryland keychain and got myself some fudge from the Fudgery. I’m beyond ready to be home though.
I’m proud as hell to be Alaskan native 😊
Happy Aboriginal Day! I’m Alaskan native and I’m proud to be so even though I’m not enrolled in a tribe 😊
Man I’ve been struggling lately but I’m going to be okay. I always am.
I had a good day ☺ My passion is gardening and today I rescued some sad little African violets from home depot. Now it’s looking like there’s going to be another thunderstorm so I’m snug on the couch watching HBO
Happy as a camper to be going home soon. Hope you’re having a good week too.
So far I’ve driven 1700 miles and I’m driving another 2200 miles soon so I’m going to be tired for awhile lol.
Trying not to be sad that Christmas is over.
For 2019 I’m going to be less 😠 and more 😊
ahs-64:u ever get jealous over something u have no right to be jealous over so u just sit there like… ok
I’m going to be 30 this year.
I’m exhausted but it’s all going to be worth it 🥰🌻
I am one happy mama to be 💞✨
uchiigatana: i don’t run an anime blog, i run a personal blog and it just happens to be all anime
When I wanted to be Jennifer Beals for a night
Well Florida, it’s been a slice. Can’t wait to be back.
kittenavalentine: Things are getting hot with the bae & like I can’t. Spending a week with him is all I can think about….this is truly going to be a wild, unforgettable summer. Bring it on.
yourfuckingdarling: I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
hipotonix: Dallon Weekes is a creature to be protected.
french: I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend. I hate myself but I’m completely
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
bennyslegs: when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
64note-polyphony: i don’t want to be anyone’s friend anymore
peppergrinds: If you want to be my lover U gotta get with my ideals of feminism and racial equality
nerdysarcasm: I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad
kizuuato: 私は愛されるよりも何も望んでいない。 I wanted nothing more than to be loved.
blackfemalepresident: WARNING: i am going to be really cute in 2015
daddyhole: this year i was trash next year i hope to be hella trash possibly a trash king ?
jadebutter:This was my second stop motion Vine with Mannequina. It was made for mashable‘s #creaturecrawl Vine contest, and was made in-app. This one focused more on the monstress’’s (?) desire to be real & magazine-pretty. It was called Self-made
ask-strider-bro: BRO - I am seeing this delicious Dorito packet that is begging to be eaten.
typically-unique: I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
matthewmurdok: i’m here i’m queer i’m ready to be swallowed up by the cold embrace of the Void
tickatocka: i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly
so-sugoi: things i want to be really hot not poor
shittyidea: Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies
neonmechanic: the level of effort i aspire to be: papyrus the level of effort i actually put in: sans
divesting: i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened
leftboob-enthusiast: “you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am
areyoucuddlebummed: i wish i wish with all my heart to be halfway decent at fucking art
