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TMI TUESDAY
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TMI Tuesday fun?
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Having a crossdressing kink while simultaneously not having a humiliation kink.
I have successfully went into emotional distress any time I’ve tried to have sex the past few weeks. JUST WHAT I NEEDED AMIRITE?
I love apfelgranate’s take on Tauriel. Like… she’s a fucking champ. I wish I had that kind of prowess. And ability to end up in threesomes with good looking people like that. With a strap-on.
I need to not write sex scenes. Ever. Because it’s becoming really difficult to not include a part in which Bilbo parts from Thorin and notices that he had shed on him. And they have an exchange that basically goes “What? Whose hair
Okay, so Graham got a bloody nose when we were having sex a few days ago (I KNOW AHHH SO HORRIBLE. I ENDED UP COVERED IN BLOOD). And now all I want to do is write Fili/Kili fic where that happens and they just laugh their asses off over it. But
FINALLY ACHIEVED MY LIFE GOAL OF BEING TIED UP LAST NIGHT. IT WAS GREAT. The whole process of being tied up alone is AMAZING WOWWW. I’m so happy that my SO is finally confident enough to do this type of stuff. Because it is the type of structured
TMI Eremin headcanons ಥ⌣ಥ Eren likes to be restrained and shit, because it’s what he’s into. That’s cool and Armin’s totally okay with slapping him around and putting him in his place (with proper amounts of safe words/motions
#tmi, discussions of #self harm
That moment when you’re just sitting in a chair then the red warning lights and the sirens start going off and your stomach is like YOUR ATTENTION, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, PREPARE FOR TOTAL EVACUATION. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT
I slept terribly last night. I’m really getting sick of these sexual thoughts. I am literally scared of sex/relationships, and I keep having visions of sexual things. Its really getting to me. I barely feel comfortable in my own damn bed because
Hilbert is looking kinda hot. I keep looking at him when he throws a Pokeball.
Here we go again with the thoughts of wanting to be captured by hot gay Pokemon trainers and doing everything they want. Especially Ash or Hilbert (Nate too!!)
It sucks that for the past week and a half my lips have been cracking really bad. I got up to use the bathroom and yawned, felt something rip, and now I’m bleeding out my face, and thats worse.
Do not eat an entire box of Wheat Chex. It does things that call for total evacuation within an hour.
I wanna give Ash a blowjob. Hell, if someone came up to me dressed up like Ash RN I would probably do whatever they asked. Same thing with Hilbert. Wow am I gay.
I just got home from work and despite lubing everything up between my butt cheeks and inner thighs (I’m really fat and sweat a lot and am prone to nasty rashes if I dont frm my cheeks and thighs rubbing together) I have some very sore chafing under
So I was at work when the fiber kicked in. The big boss was in there ahead of me and I could hear every sound like peeing and stuff. He came out and I went in and ripped a small fart. Thinking I would just dump and run I sat down. I could hear the boss
hornyspice: hi good morning touch me inappropriately One of those mornings where I want Hilbert and Ash to tie me down and tag team me.
Time to try to get some sleep. Been doing drills with the LOWB. I kept getting calls for total evacuation all day with enough power going to the main thrusters to propel me halfway to the moon, and my stomach is still a bit finicky :(
Ugh, not feeling well at all and just used what little ennergy I had to get out of bed and sortsa dressed because my friends supposted to be picking up some stuff and i was going to help thenn he says that hes 20 minutes away an not outside like he made
So I woke up and this is what I was thinking about and its really gross and smutty and the ending is just outright awkward and disgusting as things go horribly wrong. I’m kinda proud I sorta wrote something even if it was just writing down my random
I cant sleep because I’m thinking about that awkward ashxred thing I typed up and I’m both proud of it but also ashamed because that is literally my idea of having sex and that everything that could go wrong would go wrong.
I wanna wake up one morning to Ash Ketchum with his hands down my pants and the first thing he says is “Your Caterpie evolved into Metapod!!” then “Huh? I didn’t know that Metapod could use string shot!!”
Stuck in the bathroom at work because LOWB is visiting. TThe worst part is that everyone can hear everything :(
I was in my car going to do errands but then LOWB stopped by and I had to rush home. Ugh :(
So I had this nasty pus filled thing on my knee and I cut it open to drain it and I missed the boil completely and cut a bit deep and bled for a while. Oops. It was really satisfying and I hadn’t seen that much blood in a fair amount of time.
So I was feeling pretty good so I actually shaved and cleaned up and stuff which is kinda rare during the week and everything was going great until I was using the toilet at the end and I peed all over my left pant leg and sock. I went into my room where
I just spent 3 hours in the bathroom with terrible diarrhea, and at the end I literally had clear water pouring out my ass
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Just edged for more than an hour. Felt amazing. Thank you snapchat buddies for the help hahaha
TMI Tuesday, ask me , personal, sexual, awkward questions. I’ll answer anything you’re curious about.
tmi-tuesday: It’s that time again! It’s what time, you ask? Why, it’s time for my IRL friends to look at me in horror and exclaim, “R.C., you spent a ridiculous amount of your own money on sex paraphernalia and you’re not even keeping any of
TMI, but I’m going to be removing Springer Spaniel fur from my boobs for the next week.
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