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I really wanna complain about bad work shit today but instead i’ll talk about the friendly teen boys who tried to play a prank by setting all the ~novelty cooking timers shaped like hamburgers~ to go off at the same time but not realising that a.)
today I spent half the day being SUPER FUCKING WORRIED about the new part-timer who was supposed to work today and didn’t come and her phone was off and I didn’t have any other contact information. I was ready to go by her house to see if she was
thebibliosphere: I know I’m just an old timer but kids, if you’re out there protesting, for the love of god, don’t check in on facebook, don’t text to random numbers claiming to want to know how many people were there. They know, they don’t
moose-from-the-other-void: chubby/stuffed Alciel/Ashiya from the devil is a part timer q3q
1337tattoos:Since I’ve been getting a lot of questions from first timers, I thought it would be easier to make a quick guide with the infos and tips I have here. For starters: All you need to know when getting your first tattoo. Will it hurt? Pain
so glad this did NOT happen to me. My boss would have been on my ass about the drive through timer while i would be recovering on the floor
You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.
jedders-world: bailey1xd: pinkrose1004: 카톡rosepink1570라인kissrose99 First timers are always screamers lol :D Haha. She has no mercy for him at all 💕
kittehkats: Cooper, the Cat Photographer Cooper, a normal house cat from Seattle, has recently become one of the world’s most talked-about photographers after his owners tied a timer-controlled camera around his neck, which takes snaps of his day-to-day
strawberrybih: I don’t think i’ve ever used my timer for pics before hmmm i like it
kernjosh: the first (and probably last) time I tried out the self timer on my camera… more on my Instagram: @_kjosh
sexilicious-addict: My hair is like the same shade as my skin, oh my! Attempted using my camera’s timer for this. Wanted to show everyone I have no hips… and a very small ass. >.<
itskaitiecali: Dropped my phone and the timer got this pic… Wtf😂
whatagoodlittlegirl: londonandrews: Photos that I shot myself…. On timer, of course…. beautiful
bongtokingprincess: when I finally figured out how to use the timer I surprised dada (don’t mind my dirty feet ✌🏻)
super-saiyan-princess: A simpler timer
cherrys-acid: Tip # 1 on putting timers on selfies… Set it to 10 sec because obviously 3 is just not enough 😐| ig: thehomiecherry
chikubihime: I knew my phone camera had a timer all along, what kind of idiot would just figure that out now?
aqhurion: Pretty good for a first timer, done by myself on myself.
chronicallyanactivist: Thought I would share these photos of myself, I also took the pictures using a timer. You can find my other work on Instagram @presleynassisephotography (DISCLAIMER: Before anybody gets all upset, yes I am disabled! Yes I use
afrosomalibitch: noli-timere-messorem: afrosomalibitch: nopityfor-a-coward: It’s back truly hate this witch Who is this? Katie Hopkins, an irrelevant hate spewing demon
nerdgasmgirl: Special thank you to doanorthwestern, my High Tipper of the Night Hottie and my favorite bubble gum fetishist! You rock! Also, getting a bubble blown before the timer on the camera goes off is hard…
chubbyselfiequeen: Raise your hand if you love timers on the phone camera 🙋 Oh fuck yes
afro-orgasm: Orgasm Race The Rules 1. All racers have headphones on so they can’t hear each other. 2. Must remain dressed until the 5 min timer goes off. 3. After 5 mins they can undress down to underwear but can only touch themselves through their
londonandrews: Photos that I shot myself…. On timer, of course….
bambi-sass: Finally got a self timer app on my phone
jolenebrody: iPhone6 camera timer is about to bring a lot of butt into your life. Especially snapchat users. Join my snapchat for life for 900 tokens on MFC!
hottysets: First timer Gunita
wetnready40: panties-on-or-off: #Panties on or off! First timer! Hope this chases away someone’s Monday blues! http://wetnready40.tumblr.com No blues here @wetnready40! Help spread the joy and follow her!!! ❤️, reblog and help spread the word!!!
abrattypixie: Someone opened their door while I was taking pictures with my timer and the 10 it snapped made this gif!
sassyasssub: Day 5! Im learning to pose and use my timer lol I’m also learning to love my body!! I’m in the process of being more healthy and starting to go to the gym! P.s. I’m pretty nervous about posting these
iccarvs: obeyyourfather: This picture is practically a “how to” on getting a first timer son onto your dick: - First you get the guy’s hand on your cock. Talk to him while he holds your cock. Point out that its not really any different than
mistermotive:The devil is a part timer!
misterhayden:RING A DING DING DINGIT’S COMICS TIMERING DING DING DING DING
tamascotchi: suppermariobroth: In Super Mario World, if Yoshi eats a power-up at the precise time that the level’s timer reaches 0, Mario will begin his death animation, but then cancel it through the acquisition of the power-up, bringing him back to
catsbeaversandducks: “My photos are usually taken with a self-timer, so Edgar photobombs a lot. He’s such a sweet boy. Sometimes he even gets his own costume.“ By AvantGeek and Edgar The Voidcat
smogo: hamerla: wrathion: a champ I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’( as long as we keep reblogging the timer keeps resetting
jumpingjacktrash:breelandwalker:electricpentacle:prokopetz:It can be difficult to understand just how routine-oriented cats can be if you’ve never owned one. If my oven timer goes off and I’m slow responding to it, my cats will run and fetch me and
greatsabrecatwoman:eliteknightcats:yebisu:eliteknightcats: hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now Her ass was like a peach,
dogkin:anarchistmemecollective:wcwit:chickensgod:nendocris:This is still the funniest thingHigh res for y’all who don’t knowAll timer quote from this: “As you can see it’s a real hand, adding to the threatening nature”ALT@raidendotcom
gyuseulogy:phoenixcatch7:I find it hilarious, how, when Hyorinmaru gets a wielder too young and weak to safely handle bankai, goes ‘okay I can finangle in a timer for you so you don’t overdo it, and I can make it pretty, but I’m not
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whatbethsays: “just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly
happiestmermaid: the selfie timer was life changing for me
ben-yatta: the-eleventh-lady: ben-yatta: It took sombra 3 months to hack a single robot headcanon: Sombra has executive dysfunction and set the progress timer to give herself more time to work. However she just ended up slacking for 3 months and
discovering-demisexuality: pleasestopandrew: boiwonder504: flexery: *pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid* 😳 Timer on I’m reblogging this because the quarter on the
woodmeat: woodmeat: star-of-wormwood: dreamtwee: juelzsantanabandana: “If she suck your finger wife that demon” lmao catch up old timer we peeing on thots now i fucking hate this you guys are so fucking gross and this whole trend of “freaky”
lambylin:ryebreadedd:lambylin:lambylin:lambylin:lambylin:i put a geode in the cat’s food bowl so she would stop licking it to tell me she’s hungry and she’s pissedyour timer goes off in. an. HOUR.i can keep this up for the rest of both
mandd17: Wasn’t ready for the timer on my camera, but I kinda liked the random result 😘
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dodgecaliber2007: Twin brother having a jerk off competition to see who can edge them selves without cumming the longest. The twin who shoots his load first looses and will start a timer to see how long it takes for the other twin to shoot his load.
yummyyaoibaradise: The Devil is a Part-Timer! (Sadao Mao) Compilation + Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist) Bonus by LvlvFeel Free to like, follow and reblog for more!!!
c2oh: bakery AU with your memelord baker, his trusty assistant Trubo, the cashier that won’t put on a shirt, a bee that lives in the tip jar, a murderous waiter, a long-legy part-timer, and grumpy delivery man.welcom to meme hell
rwby-fan: part timer ruby by いえすぱ
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