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patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?” every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen i got this
goodqueenalys: appalachiananarchist: dxmedstudent: *raises hand* Our attending walked into the room wearing her white coat, name badge on, and introduced herself as the doctor. The patient continued to refer to her as nurse the entire time we were there,
runwithskizzers: skypig357: Get your ass on the dance floor this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care
angryisokay: andthenabanana: tin-pan-ali: ladypalerider: animals-lovers: Bath time! 🐰 holy fucking shit @thewittyarsonist @ryukoishida @knightoflodis
miniatureinternetsalad: The Walking Dead where everything is the same except someone has to carry around a Gnome Chompski all the time like in Left 4 Dead 2.
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
thatsthat24:A Timely Review 📅
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
astoundingbeyondbelief: i’ve watched this movie a million times but godzilla passed out on the beach in this shot has never really registered halp
belovedmonsterbooty: blazepress: “Cause I’ve had the time of my life…” THE RIVER’S FULL OF FREE DOGS
dekpi:Hey guys it’s time to kill AT&T
eternalgirlscout: me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work* my brain, still to this day, every single time:
commandtower-solring-go: commandtower-solring-go: Did I ever mention the time that I found out my lecturer was the ghost in one of my classmate’s home town? Righto. So a couple years ago I took a Myths and Legends class for uni. The lecturer was this
atwotonedbird: Rival time!
thatttmrguy: in time, my student, you will learn why i had to do it to em
casino-lights:Fallout 3 was ahead of its time.
rrareearthh: fisnikjasharii: Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and
maximusprimal: mukuroikusaba: hayamika: katielynn526: allieinarden: silver-tongues-blog: goat-yells-at-everything: beeandpupcat: THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
petermorwood: lindentreeisle: satdjehuti: hobo-logical: tonelessmandarin: penfairy: bitter-badfem-harpy: penfairy: Okay, it’s official. I’ve found my favourite historical anecdote of all time. So in ancient Rome they had this tradition where
you-only-liberate-once: rotglitch: you-only-liberate-once: Disney AMVs with copious amounts of editing done to make incredibly obscure pairings seem plausible are a form of art I watched this shockingly well made Once-ler x Nala AMV one time and I
spreezpz: spreezpz: spreezpz: We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum won’t stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it
iamtypinglike98madmen: rad-roach: eeli-ah: Summer mood. x It’s gonna be 92 today and I’m feeling this big time Its been 100 and above this past week. Save us
b-lyn:kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams
meganbagels: youcanthandelthetruth: Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent
bpdmemes: Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times
thesamanthagossamer: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
sharkees:you know what time it is
helloitsbees: delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if
thelibrarina: writing-prompt-s: You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare. For never was a story of more woeO bard Alexa, play us despacito.
celestial-naiad: snakeybones: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: burplesnurf2: the cha cha slide in full metal armor “sliiide to the left” *indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt* “one hop this time” *clonk*
gahdamnpunk:This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job
crunchthedeerstroyer: I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump
thetruerarkher: nunyabizni: celestial-naiad: luciferlaughs: Scientists have developed the first telescopic contact lenses that are capable of zooming your vision to three times with merely a wink of the eye. Users of this vision-enhancing system will
neon-genesis-evandoglion: coolcatgroup: babyanimalgifs: this cat tapped her back in her sleep Pep pep pep pep They both tapped the same number of times
penicillium-pusher: penicillium-pusher: Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution Good news everyone!! Princess
misscokebottleglasses: angel-baez: polarizeglow: only americans know the true pain of hearing this Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its
cyborgraptor: littlejdraws: I always wondered what situation this gif should be posted to be in the perfect timing I think this is it added a lil more spark
castielsteenwolf: amelie-not-amelia: Same energy one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
quietly-islayem: gaycism: nameiscorey: gaycism: I’ve watched this like 10 times because I don’t understand im so sad when it ends everytime. i want more Where did the notes go looool Wtf
qsy-complains-a-lot: drneverland: song-of-the-moon-1025: avatarthelastzed: m–ood: This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again. This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..
jaunes-hoodie: krwzprtt: enochian-dick-jokes: broke-broken-breaking: prokopetz: If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times
theidledrifter: alphalightbearersfw: lookitslucifer: looks like article 13 is being approved; it was a short but great time everyone. DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD SURRENDER LIKE THIS?? THINK AGAIN! THE LAST VOTING APPEARS TO BE ON JANAUARY 21ST,
swarnpert: british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then
fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i hate this fucking website because every time this appears my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams
ultrabeast05: trans-mallow: trans-mallow: i think netflix is broken its not its not its not its not its n We’ve reached a point in time where something like Happy Tree Friends, once a well known internet cartoon, is so irrelevant that the youth
solar-fem: swtdgirl: education: (Source) ”When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Do not go over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen.
lolawashere: A time lapse of a cat through the day: I relate so much to this…
sirartwork: dankmemeuniversity: I probably spent too much time making this
physticuffs: argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it. me: can i take this exam…a different time?prof: sureme, crying on the inside from the effort of asking:
showerthoughtsofficial: Your bed is 10 times more comfy when the alarm rings than when you are trying to go to sleep.
boopsthesnoots: When in doubt and feeling like absolute grossness, spending time with my little hissy pissy boy sure does help. 🙃 💖
lockedinjohnlock-podfics: wethepotterheads0214: eryn-n-g: dailyinstavideos: Mind blown 😂 So pure and adorable I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction Absolutely pure. What a trick, what a reaction!
wellthatsjustgreat: The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what
jortsbian:every time i see “why are you buying clothes at the soup store” i have to laugh because there’s a mall near my grandparents’ house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you’ll never guess what they
naamahdarling: re-bee-key: queerly-tony: This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.
unabashedlybi: indyexploits: blackkkabutops: guitarbeard: Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed
starbuckssollux: klapollo: klapollo: its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image
quiteliterallyhotsauce: “So if you’re poor you’re dead" Sometimes, someone just sums it all up in a few words. It’s time. Medicare For All. #Bernie2020 Fuck US healthcare
paulthebukkit: Time to bring back my favorite christmas video
princesstigerbelle: smingrid: ruelukas22: tiktokarchive: The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit. This legit made me laugh so hard
