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Glittery Time Machine
edwardian-time-machine: Source
edwardian-time-machine: ►Corset Wednesday Edwardian S-bend straight front corset. The Delineator, 1905. Source
my-little-time-machine: Ernest Hemingway leaving for Toronto, bottle of wine tucked into coatpocket, 1920.
edwardian-time-machine: ►Gibson Girl Thursday Mr. & Mrs. Thaw Source
tastefullyoffensive: (photo via porta potty time machine)
my-little-time-machine: Penelope Tree -1960’s
PIZZA VENDING MACHINE.
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
theprettygoodgatsby: starxapple: starxapple: my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date
psshaw: iwantyouheadless: iits-niki-biitch: peoplearentlists: Porn. This is so intriguing Need to get more. Why. AaaaaAAAAAAGHHHH it’s like sending your skin through the top half of a sewing machine.
oldspice: Face hair grows for a reason: to be heartlessly decimated by the Old Spice face-shaving machines.
sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required
emojustinyoung: “you wear that a lot” yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
apathetic-pancakes: steverogershelmethair: tenaflyviper: Tell children not to eat the Play-Doh. Create machines that make the Play-Doh look like food. Repeat cycle ad infinitum. Well it only takes once to learn that play-doh tastes like Neptune’s
gifak-net: Pasta Machine
haunted-machine: kimmy-creepers:curvessquirtsandothershizzle: DAAMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😦😦😦😦😧😧😧😧😳😳😳 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Still in love with her Her!
helenasund: gierlichmypussy:when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involvedI’ve never related to anything more in my life
wholeheartedsuggestions:step 1: you make mistakes.step 2: you own up to them.step 3: you learn from them.step 4: you move on with your life and don’t dwell on them because time machines don’t exist yet and you are not a horrible person for having
Pop Culture Time Machine
The (free) Time Machine
toaster-time-machine: This mannequin died in a state of fear. oh my god
so-shiny: Let’s continue our G-String-Leotard series. Sadly I couldn’t find a time machine. Therefore I have to keep on posting eighties retro spandex photos :)
doktordyper: As soon as time machines are a thing I’m 1965ing the fuck out of here
fridaskjfg: Time Machine | via Facebook on We Heart It.
frie-nds: MATTHEW PERRY: “I find myself sort of reminiscing about how much fun the show was, and the hours that we worked. You know, you can see how much we laughed and everything. And I found myself saying, ‘If I had a time machine, I would
zanderpants: Custom TARDIS Motorcycle Spotted at the Phoenix Comic 2012, this bike has been tricked out to look like a Time Machine.
mymmm: fucknshit-up-69: ✨ So very special Don’t clip your own wings This is it, right here. Don’t sacrifice everything for anything. *i wish I had a time machine*
castielismycherrypie:tastefullyoffensive:(photo via porta potty time machine)I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT
edwad:psilolysergicamine:edwad:if u elect me as president of the united states, i will personally burn the constitution my first day in office then what funnel all of the defense budget into building a time machine so i can go to the past and fight
theirisianprincess: captainsnoop: donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and get julius caesar addicted to hentai seduce cleopatra “oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m
flavoracle: sarahthewonderfilled: Got this sweet ass tattoo today 😎 Quick friendly suggestion: If somebody ever offers you a ride in a time machine, politely but firmly say NO. (Especially if they also offer you a bag of weed.)
22gramsofsoul: Time Machine on Flickr.
thelilnan: toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful
bitchy-barnes: ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ premiere after party, 17/03/2010 2/2
shannoncurtis: Tonight’s dinner music is like a time machine. #vinyl
chrisgoesrock: Record Store - Sixth Avenue between 43rd and 44th Streets, April 23, NY, 1948(Any who have a time machine for good Blyes artists)
i am a breathing time machine
