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tarynel: lucidnee: pinkcookiedimples: open-plan-infinity: dayumshecangetit: jehovahhthickness: I’m the granddaughter 😕 I’m def the one who showed up and me and everyone else would’ve had to square all the way up What kind of ungrateful..
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
secretsunkept: thes3nator: theproblematicblogger: westafricanbaby: This story just makes me soooo angry🙄 Witnesses say she was banging on the door saying “Open up” several times. Straight up murder. Update: she’s facing manslaughter charges
trickster-shi: trustmeimacumbercollective: do you ever just accidentally end up on tumblr like you were doing homework or something else and suddenly it’s like bam welcome back mother fucker all the time. it’s a conspiracy, i swear.
shawnspenstar: My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude,
monobearr: evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED
thebbcisslowlykillingme: it-gets-darker-and-darker: I’m in all three - how does my brain look then o.O your brain exploded and gave up a long time ago
botanycameos: botanycameos: — the rest of my heart shattered into 72 pieces and is currently at your mercy. I want to write so many fanfics with those sad Khan lines I keep coming up with but lack of time at the moment makes that I’m making edits
hooray-anime: harryp-and-stuff: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He fucking hit him
spookyfeuilly: so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip
kkatkkrap: smile-and-press-on: remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural like this actually happened Hold up, wait a minute, let me explain y’all a thing. So a few years ago, I was involved with the press release for REPO!
itsspookytoremember: torchinggoddess: omgxdoll: Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone. i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd.
idunnowhatthatmeans: premiium: biggapinglesbian: takeme-towonderland: pr1nc3ssp34ch: itstimeforaholiday: This is literally me and my friends I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL MIDDLE SCHOOL SUMMED UP IN A POST WE’RE
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time:
dilfosaur: dilfosaur: Anonymous asked you: All the avengers dressed up in the same superhero costume at a Halloween party! we’re not a team we’re a time bomb ticking down to a wardrobe disaster
lightupmyworldwithunicorns: adolexscent: he just gave up on life I feel this way every time my parents take all my candy.
imcolinmorgaynow: bUT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE and it wAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME didnt I MY Dear
kayleekhemical: girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? All the time.
chillichicken: chillichicken: lol heres a picture of me throwing up sorry if ur squeamish goddammit reblog me i almost got kicked out of target for throwing (and dropping) it a million times trying to get a clear shot
paxamgays: paxamgays: what time is it????? hold on let me check….. blaze it IFUCKED UP I FUCKED U P I FUCKED U P
legitfitneverquits: littlemissmollymormon: I don’t go running because I want to be thin. I go running because you never know who’s going to show up and tell you to this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
elijellibean: justaprettyboyangel: casmas-and-holidean: You know why we see Dean sleep on his stomach most of the time? Because he doesn’t want to wake up and see someone he loves on the ceiling how about you dont
good-aint-no-fun: hello-darling-assbutts: kingarthurscat: geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to
untalenteddouchebag: the-time-lord-of-the-rings: Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers. (Source: Imgur) i am tony stark
hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
slapmytitties: These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh
queenbroslob: bryanthephotogeek: iwasneverasweetheart: cubbiemcprude: Time to get healthy. Damn I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. these look like something good to switch it up with
Five times Sam and Dean broke up
snapchatting: hello, 911? ok get this, Brad told me that Yazmin told him that Zoe told her that Zoe’s cousin Trisha said i look fat in my new jeans, when before she told me i looked hot in them. isn’t that fucked up? like say it to my face next time,
moriarty: trash—prince: im rewatching series 1 of sherlock and it was such a simpler time there were no babies and mads mikkelsens brother wasnt licking people or pissing anywhere. the elderly were just being blown up. i kinda miss the good old days
reveredredhead: la-belle-nicoise: gothgirlsgotogivenchy: the-do-that-girl: catsbooksandcoffee: I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here. I need help. um excuse
confused-sandwich: asssbuttofthelord: isaisanisa: Mary’s up! She’s right above the couch guests sleep on, which is incredibly exciting I’ll have to work on my weightlifting if I’m going to carry Sam out of the house next time she sleeps over(though
die-mond-dogs: I finished my pen and ink final the other day, I ended up doing 4/6 that I had planned to do originally because of time constraints.
egg-rolls: when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
blumbitch: Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago
magnetocerebro: thesuperfeyneednoshoes: acciomychildhood: Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice #I ALWAYS FORGET THAT HARRY AND DRACO AGREED TO A DUEL AND I’M DELIGHTED EVERY TIME I REREAD IT#especially cos harry showed up like
walkingdeadites: steveholtvstheuniverse: every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment #that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
castiels-consulting-time-lord: tylerslittleshit: tyleroakleyismyqueen: ship-allthe-ships: youtuberswelove: dailyharts: recoverlovely: Just a little reminder that you are not alone. A lot of YouTubers you look up to have gone through what you are
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
believeinprongs: I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations. Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
songofkeys: petermorwood: I reblog this every time it pops up, because there’s something so comforting about it. Obviously a long and comfortable acquaintance with these two. The cat barely notices the rabbit, and rabbits only flop over like that
drownedinblissfulconfusion: “Sammy?? What the hell, man?!” “Shut up, Dean! It’s not like I just decided to be sixteen again, okay? Maybe next time you send me alone to interview some witnesses, we should make sure they’re not
shubbabang: those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
febricant: princebucky: Chris, why do you feel like Captain America is the perfect hero for our times? Samuel L Jackson knows what’s up.
mishasminions: “Cas, we’ve talked about this. Personal space” THEY’VE TALKED ABOUT IT HEADCANON: DEAN WAS ENJOYING HIS “ME” TIME BY GETTING HIMSELF OFF NICE AND SLOW WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE, CAS POPS UP AND GOES, “DEAN, WHAT’S THE
hoovinit: supersizemysexysex: please watch this sped up version of frankendoodle its about a million times funnier this way FINLAND
darksigyn: mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me
obviously-bored: rick-two-shoes: So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone I’m trying to find the right words for this but
adorable-fallen-angel: adorable-fallen-angel: I just logged into this. I haven’t looked at them yet. Sorry guys! Spending the day with my vessel’s sisters. So won’t be able to reply for a while. Now it’s up to 55.Alright! time to answer messages
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
thespywhospies: Impressive wings Cas, even if they're stolen. Season 10 Wishlist Cas catches up to Dean who was on the run and they see each other’s ‘trueforms’ for the first time.
discare: Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in
gnarly: Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
robotmango: gooqueen: every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time
painttaire: on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations and it’s a different one every time i mean this is just hilarious i love the xkit guy
