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I told her I was big. I guess she’s used to hearing that and finding only average GIRTH and length. She couldn’t get her hand around me or fit my whole head in her mouth.“Holy fuck!” she said. “I’ve never seen anything this THICK in my life!”I
brothersisterfathermother: When did my daughter learn all of this? As I rode her face to another orgasm, images of her locked doors at sleepovers and the odd way she’d touch some of her friends even in front of me began exploding in my head. I was
slipstreamborne: phemiec: kitherin: Even to this day I can hear them sing in my head….. this was a real commercial. it aired on tv. often. i want everyone to understand this. It’s commonplace now for advertisers to pull directly from internet
hexagonsgalore: I… don’t have a rational explanation.This was a long overdue joke in my head that finally manifested in this short comic.
asylum-teaparty: scuzer: this was funnier in my head @tevinterknight james please look at this I’m in tears
merrylander: For Milady. If the desired effect was to turn me on completely with no thought in my head whatever, fusing the lock has done it. My hope is you finding this attractive leads to relief from this purgatory state.
esk-0: Sophitia Paizuri (Soul Calibur) was gonna makea honoka video, but sophitia and her tits just popped in my head, and i was like yes, sophitia tits! but after i saw how much of a fucking BIIIIIIIIITCH her tits are to use, i felt like this… so
dethuglife101: adorablelesbiancouples: So this is the girl who stole my heart.She stole it the first moment I saw her. My knees got weak, my hands all shaky and the thoughts in my head tumbled. Oh god she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
spacehunter-m: ellemant: great-soil: ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident enough to write
Another reference to real world horses. I could totally see Rarity doing something like this. I’m impressed if someone actually gets it. Had to get this idea out of my system because it was kinda stuck in my head since days. ><
fieldbears: lydiduh: In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great I literally remember when this aired and something clicked in my head. He was putting to words what
thisistab: In my head Aeris is a slender elfin woman and Tifa is a brick. This woman went toe to toe with a Sephiroth clone, while she was bare knuckled and had no materia. And he had to use weapons to deal with her. So in my mind, she’s ripped.
somescrub: Pinkie: Soo… Wanna get put back in my head?Pinkie’s brain: Nah, I’m good. _______________________________________ ((I had this situation in mind from the moment it was revealed that Pinkie had her spine replaced. It put me in mind of
Ha I remember this ep. I was like… DUDE… no cool. But I was giggling in my head…
nfloffseason: This week in James Harrison tweets.. - steven lebron Andrew told me that apparently this guy’s lifeplan was to retire from the NFL early and become a vet. The image in my head is hilarious. Just, like. James Harrison, lifting itty
hemanarlelt: gay baby summer camp
incorrectgallifreyquotes:Romana: How are you feeling?Narvin: Oh, good. I don’t think I’ve ever slept that long before, or that deeply. There was like…this movie playing in my head. It was weird.Leela: You mean a dream?Narvin: That must have been
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lunaticmao: Random headcanon lolI was in the shower and bam this passed by my head It’s 2:41 am in the morning here and I’m doing this shit
babyfacegenocider: this is rly dumb and it was cuter in my head and I’m sure Levi heichou is 100% capable of getting on his own horse but when I saw it the first time I was v. concerned if he could even reach the stirrups
spooky-thera: luckied: spooky-thera replied to your post “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “Damn. That was easier than I thought.” “Yeah, well…I was kinda waiting for you to make the move,” Jean sheepishly explained,
makiokuta: I have a tendency to write in my head while bathing, and this was a thing I wrote. I shared it with my friends and they both flailed at me to draw something for it and post it and…I’m never really comfortable sharing this sort of thing,
daemondesigns: @dildoteamtaskforce I tried to figure out the stimulus check thing for a friend, today. This was what was playing in my head, the whole time.
Hakaze going full dere was legitimately the only reason that second cour was watchable. Seriously there are so many stupid things with this series that my head hurts. So many ways things could have happened differently that didn’t end in >muh tragedy.
lovelifelaurennn: coralqueens: eatshitwhiteboy: theuppitynegras: social-justice-mindy: OH MY GOD! So I was in the target with my little sister and came across this. I honestly dont even know what to say. The attack on white women in America must
bluesey: So I just got this LAST photo of me in my undies which my mate took- and she is OFF HER HEAD with this! Lol. Thank you missy stop now and eat some cereal. IG- #blueseybrown
captainamerica-in-middle-earth: voldemortspatronads: Okay so this is a map of Panem.. Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this Is Florida under water?????…… yes good
rocketjumpwaltz: this is the most ridiculous fucking thing and i fully blame Fluff for planting ideas of rodimus going nuts over drift-kitties in my head (thank u) and i guess this was also brought about by this fuckin thing that i will never ever get
herzspalter: Why do we have it and why haven’t we used it before? Oh no, this was actually funny in my head. I like to think that Megs sometimes loses himself in his hatred for Prime and he’s so focussed that he does things like these in his spare
helixel: This was funnier in my head, but i cant help feeling bad for my horse when I do this. Sorry Lemon you’re gonna have to fend for yourself for a while.Bonus ending:
kinginthenorths: In my head I was like, ‘You have literally 30 seconds left in this room and if you don’t do something impressive nothing will ever come of it. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance, just take it.’ And so I start screaming at him [Leo]
askgenesisrhapsodos: ((THIS REALLY WAS WHAT TRANSITIONED IN MY HEAD WHEN READING THE QUESTIONS LOL I failly tried to draw genesis’ sword on this one omg…. It’s so bad. And geez this one took most of the day to answer~ phew~ ))
matt-thatbiguy: ottermatopoeia: blindbirdnerd:i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here This what’s playing in my head when i dissociate I will never not reblog this
adviceforvegans: “Today I talked with this natural advocate lady and I was all for what she was saying until she very vehemently told me “Just not Veganism! Don’t ever go Vegan!” and in my head I’m think “Uuuhhh, too late.” and she told
egophiliac: this doesn’t fit IT’s format but I thought it was funny anyway (it was probably much funnier in my head, but ain’t that always the way)
shipsandstuff:kyacchan-comics:This was way funnier in my head, I am sorryIdk, it’s pretty funny outside of your head too
zootedboy: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
2gagthefag: nicecocklittlebro: “This is fucking weird” “You’ll like it, bro,” I told him. “Just put it in my mouth” Soon my little bro was grabbing my head and thrusting his cock into my throat Follow gag the fag SIRhttp://2gagthefag.tumblr.com
addlerotica: shiriboi: peekaboo :3 So I was looking at shiriboi pictures. In my head, shiriboi is sassy and rich and slutty (which I have no idea if that’s true). That was Element 1.Then I played this little game where I hit random article on Wikipedia
fuckyeahtattoos: Done by Wendi Koontz at Rising Dragon Tattoos NYC. This was my first tattoo and she did an incredible job walking me through the process. I found the quote in a poem by J.R.R Tolkien about a year ago, and it has been stuck in my head
I was kind of ehh about going to this show alone and then I was right next to a couple who argued the whole time about how the girl was miserable and never wanted to do anything fun. All I could do is hear “Free bird” lyrics in my head and
dangervvank: Tom Daley “In spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone, and they make me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great. That someone is a guy. It did take me by surprise a little bit. It was always in my head
psl: falulu: jervae: I just got married to this in my head rn. Pls sing this at my wedding just like this though. Perfection. Someone get him a record deal. Put him on Ellen. Something you lot realize he was CASUALLY hitting them Bobby Womack notes,
on a different note (the note being different from the one I was thinking of in my head), we’re going to a strip club! everyone in my ceramics class agreed that this would be a fabulous idea.
avatarorion: dougdimadome: x At first, I was reading this as the mayor in my head. Then I remember what this episode was about, lol.
anonymun-jay: Someone already did this but I don’t care cuz this was a lot of fun! I looped the Inspector Gadget theme song the entire time I drew this so it will permanently be stuck in my head ‘til the day I die.Does this mean the Crystal Gems
thechekhov: Ok, this is dumb, but on Twitter there was some discussion about whether or not Lapis had ever seen her gem or not, and I immediately began to think about how others gems faired and…. well. This was probably funnier in my head, sorry.
Talking Heads - Remain In Light (full album) . Such a great album… Definitely one of my faves. This was the beginning of the 80s, and the beginning of the future.
genderkoolaid: spacehunter-m:ellemant: great-soil: ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident
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