this shit
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find this shit on porn pin board
this shit clips
This beauty loves to poop herself
This is the first time (and this will not be a regular occurrence) that I NEEDED to post a sign held by a man, because this is FUCKING HYSTERICAL to me, :D
stadtjunge: Hikups. I saw this on the radar and almost screamed. It’s very nice and well done… …but if I ever saw this in real life I might shit bricks and run like a scaredy baby.
This shit right here. Couldn’t be any more true. My life became increasingly positive when I decided to take responsibility for shit that I’d done. Putting the blame on everyone and everything is the easy thing to do, but watch who ends up
This bag would be perfect for pooping in and setting alight on someones doorstep.
This is fine. I’m only two minutes in, but, so far, everything is fine.Oh, shit. Things have taken a turn. Even the music got scary.
requiemofthegods:open that shit wide, let me see how big your mouth is.
saint-of-powder: babydollpunk420: this bracelet came with the original letter addressed to ’ pet ‘ christmas 1884. damn this is some historical kinky shit
This shit reminds me of some “friends”, more like acquaintances really…fuck that shit, a dude that pisses me off and the bitch that he’ll never have but still follows like a dumbass. Pathetic losers.
This is completely and utterly awesome. Let the world know that this is the way that things should be. Also, be sure to check out The Oatmeal for more gargantuan brainboners.
This majestic bitch is so soft and soothing to pet in times of great distress.
This plastic butt will be mine in a few days. How can you say no to this?I paid 贄 for this shit and my only regret is that it didn’t come sooner
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
dziwaczka: b1a4’s livestream antics are entirely to blame for this
What a shit month and shit day man..we broke and now dad just crashed the car and gonna cost us a lot and came home to see are water bill wasn’t paid so could be cut off… hope y’all having a better life then me! 😎👌🏻
Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.
ace-nb: dogs-run: thebisexualblogger: tinyorangeskateboard: calippygian: plumbat: captain-rel: perpugilliam: lizawithazed: mechabre: this is so incredibly important to me holy shit an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT
somniumoflight: deltafairydraws: The more I interact with fandoms, the more I see of this bias hatred that seems to brew within them. Fandoms need to cut it out with this superiority complex they all seem to have. The hatred towards other fandoms, other
surprisebitch: bromeo-dudiet: afronerdism: dawva: chickenfarmersan: Those facial expressions are spot on This is genuinely 100% what white girls in middle school act like TAG’LOG😂 please put this in the MOMA
justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:it’s actually none of your business or concern if a trans person decides to keep their birth namethere’s this trans guy on tiktok (you might know him) who kept his birth name (sasha) and he gets shit for it all the time.
uchihabat: chocolateghost: patritxi: madamslayyy: catchymemes: Harry Potter low cost version by Studio 188 Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this @chocolateghost 😂😂 OMFGGGGG THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
shit-bin: i’ve had enough of this shit and it’s about time i had a 3D animated video message creator to say something about it
Autumnal Demigod
devoureth: In honor of one of my favorite Japanese street foods. :) [x]
♕ 羽 ♕
i love fighting games so so much. MVC3 sucked fucking ass though. this game was trash and I will throw hands behind that.
this-artist-rushes-in: this is it. this…is it! Are you ready? Ready for the big finale, the last cycle, the last fight? Are you ready? I surely am not…
yama-goku:i know a lot of people are gonna be grossed out by this but this is the realest shit ive ever drawn
gaymorris: people who make those pretty photosets about how cosy and fun winter is have obviously never experienced a real winter cause that shit aint cute
nerdiestnug: haiiro-no-kami: naxzella: finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive
jessalrynn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: @ayellowbirds what is this creacher what cryptid is this O.O Tis a babey a smol! Cat-e-graph?
miiilowo:miiilowo:tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memesthe curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and
schmosbing: If you’re a whovian and you have any idea what Rocky Horror is, you must watch this. I’m serious, you have to watch this right now.
asleepinyourcobweb: mare-moment: mare-moment: My snapchat story y’all WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH This is like my house :’)
urulokid: urulokid: poutineisdelicious: xekstrin: majere636: arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this
benedict-sherlockbatch: a-night-in-wonderland: Photos Of Parents And Kids At The Same Age for the first 4 i legit thought they had just recoloured it. like holy shit they look alike!
espurr-noir: This has probably been done already, but I figured why not do it anyway just encase it hasn’t
neoncarrotx3: ladysunami 2009/02/22 17:37:18 by あをいそら Apparently this is Bronzeshipping? I don’t know, but it’s uber cute. *Spams you with it anyway* FJKDHFLKJSLF I am completely okay with this ;___; <3
shavingryansprivates: croagunk: queenfuuka: wetfloop: queenfuuka: finish this sentence: im gonna f inish this sentence: im gonna f inish this sentence: im gonna f inish this sentence: im gonna f art
tsarbucks: This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
molded-old-notebook: So, what if Rishid got married and he and his wife got pregnant. During the pregnancy, Malik was going around ranting and raving because this baby is going to take all of Rishid’s energy and attention and he’s just being your
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
deadliftbarbie: bergamotbandit: emelia-rae: So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet. I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now. Amen. The amount of meltdowns this week is ridiculous. Thanks this
peen-team-time: Mink’s gang listen to straight up gangster rap Noiz’s gang listen to dubstep Koujaku’s gang listen to shit like Katy Perry and Spice Girls and stuff And they all have dance offs and Koujaku’s gang are too embarrassed to participate
what if iwadai au where they go to the same college and they’re fucking swOLE. like they wanted to reinvent themselves or some shit and freshman year they’re fucking ripped.. or some shit. dai with thighs that could kill, abs sculpted by the gods
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
sodomymcscurvylegs: werebottom: krishnathekumar: This satire was made 20 years ago. Old school Madtv was spot on Literal Trump supporters. Deadass
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
Hideo James
This hat is cozy as shit and it’s cold as fuck here
d-o-r-ia-n: mustyprince: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. how have I gone this long without seeing this video good gOD
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured
leonardyearz: christel-thoughts: fetseyville: gxldsqr: ofneptunes: vvhitelotus: If Tyler ran for president see full interview here if this doesn’t go viral I’m deleting Wtf is laughing this is real Af I was just thinking that. Everything
tacocore-:dvsorder: Things my exes said: A week difference This hit me like a train holy shit
Come with Me Now
useless whining I haven’t gotten my eyebrows done in literally months and I have gotten my upper lip threaded because I hate that shit it makes me so self conscious when I don’t maintain my eyebrows and upper lip hair, I just completely give
shit shit do you ever unfollow someone because you don’t want to bother them when you like their stuff but then you forget their url or they change it and you’re like no I want to follow you again!!!
daddyleglongs: Holy shit
shittywitticisms:I really think Jasper is like a werewolf version of Yang or something like that…I probably watch too much of both RWBY and Steven Universe to have come up with something like this.