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seacrit14: This shit right here… this shit right here nigga!!! This d hottest shit! Sexy dark chocolate ass nigga creaming up his toy wit that hole….#mydickrock
This is a ring made from Dinosaur Bone, Gibeon and Lunar Meteorites and a 14K gold band. These unique materials band together the remnants of a species side by side with what caused their very destruction.
this always cracks my shit up. ebony <3
creamy-poptartable: bennysurethra: #thorin’s like #yeah serve my foot up your ass omfg Nice, this shit right here nigga. This shit right here my nigga, this shit will bite into an orc’s ass like a mug. You got nice ass gat my son.
Sweet. Got some more pones done. Did this one up for a friend of mine over in the chat; I’ve really been wanting to do some Ponka Pau for a while, so finishing this up got me all pumped up and shit. This time, I hid my signature somewhere in the
magic-murder-bag: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really
This shit followed me into my sleep. I ended up having a dream about mermaids scratching my arms!!!!
Waking up from black out drunkness. Wishin I never woke up. I got a gig this evening. I need the money. I hope I can pull this shit off. Waking up crying, going to sleep crying. I hope this lame shit comes to a finale soon.
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
This Shit will Fvck you Up
konekosilvertail: themostwinchester: morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!!
this one time i was on a date and the girl took a picture of her plate and i stood up and left the restaurant and havent talked to her since.
the-goddamazon: baddygirl-2: ladyshinga: Sometimes reddit gets it right. oooooh shit Ooooop
laur-rants: “Dipper I have seen some fucked up shit in my time.”“….WELP. CALL ME FOR DINNER.”
tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m
itswhateverbraaaah: Acting like you don’t give a shit when you do is a bad idea. Because one night when you’re awake at 3 a.m all your feelings you’ve kept bottled up and shoved away are going to come spilling out of you like a flood and you will
itsreallystupid: bisexuwhalepride: bisexuwhalepride: sexymounties: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club Please
skidar: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter
mayakern: soooo this is probably the most horribly self indulgent thing i have ever done, but i’ve been wanting to make a hair + make up progression for a while and since i’m too tired to do any real work right now, i figured now was as good a time
this-too-too-sullied-flesh: kristoffbjorgman: hashadenoughpoptarts: Step aside Jelsa There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and
joyceanfartboner: meowgon: robotsquid: #did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’
zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about
sufferbloodywhore: Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (by L33tMonk3ys) I am a bitch.How do you want me?From behind or on my knees?I am a slut.Please hold me down.You have no choice.This shit will fuck you up.
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
whildkitten: geekandmisandry: vondell-txt: htmlbyjoe: gnumblr: kateoplis: Hold up.Is this REAL LIFE?! Hell hath frozen over fox fans are so shaken up and angry in the twitter comments for this tweet They are mad at their Papa Bear. Bruh
climateadaptation: dendroica: our-political-revolution: WHAT THIS MEANS: 34 Senate seats are up for election this year. All 435 House of Representative seats are up for election this year. A total of 469 seats in the US Congress is up for election
prettyboyshyflizzy: When you was just doing this to get your tv newtwork popping, Said dumb unelectable shit for months and actually win the shit “Oh shit, now I gotta actually come up with some shit.”
trebled-negrita-princess: I can vouch for this shit completely. After 9 years with my ex, I broke up with him then ended up with somebody else a month later and shit we been together for a year and we already makin plans n shit…
bootybottom:bootybottom:bootybottom:Holy shit I forgot that I changed my alarm sound so this morning I woke up to “mmm whatcha say” and I laughed so hard I fell off my bedI FORGOT ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I SMACKED MY
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bluespock: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really
danthemedicman: Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food? We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.
laurenurgayisshowing: ghdos: kidkoni: shesaveryspookygirl: tarynel: I get so tired of seeing these. lol I get so tired of this shit too. This shit annoys me. N’s who ain’t about shit will approach you in a fucked up way whether you are butt-naked
This Is All A Dream. That's What I'll Be Singing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE LINKS AND SHIT LIKE I DON’T HAVE TIME TO CLICK ON YOUR BLUE UNDERLINED SHIT! Wtf Yahoo…I did not sign up for this shit
owlmylove: okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is
harzburgite:there’s nothing wrong with admitting you were once toxic. there’s nothing wrong with admitting you made a couple people feel like shit. there’s nothing wrong with admitting you fucked up and were horribly arrogant and parasitic. there’s
raylenelailee: okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit
This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.
When The Shit Keeps Piling Up, Get A Shovel
mvcsvi: diamondssrosegold: kushandwizdom: staytrillcunt: I promise you this will be me and my wife. Honestly, this will be me but worse lol I love this. 😊😊😊 this the kind of shit i look forward to.
magicalgirlsgonewild: if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
I am wearing no make up but I like the colour of my eyes
I don't like arguing anymore. I'll tell you what's up and we either fix it and move on or stop fuckin with each other and move on. Fuck all that extra shit.
de-alegria: Alright people, listen the fuck up. You see this shit right here? That’s called a god damn cervix. That’s what that shit looks like. Everyone should see this shit. Know why? Because when I was in high school health class we were shown
mudflaparts: okay buT HOMEWORLD HEADCANON THAT THEY TOTALLY BECAME SPARRING BUDDIES AFTER A FEW MISSIONS TOGETHER??Ruby ends up teaching Sapphire how to follow through hard on her hits and Sapphire teaches Ruby a little into how to be quick to turn your
mielrosa: @rsevn
This is the best preview of Steven Universe content I’ve seen since the Toonami promo for the movie. Sums up a good amount of the fandom’s emotions too. (reasuringsoldier)IS PERIDOT OKAY
This shit fucks me up so bad
