this post gets me
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find this post gets me on porn pin board
this post gets me clips
gay-gifs: If this post gets 100 notes I’ll give you guys a video of me riding the dildo ;)
Had to remake this post so the person I follow doesn't know I reblogged this. Spell me your name and I'll answer. Hopefully this will help me connect with all of you.
bbcfangirlproblems: Submitted by meganthenerd BBC Fangirl Problems Week: Day 4
artofamaturewomen: Are you getting tired of my post ? Should I stop ? Please let me know ? Reblog this post or send me a message if you want more ! We don’t want more, we want *lots more - You’re a *very sexy lady! :)
1000 followers whooo :D If this post gets 250 reblogs by the end of the weekend I will post a completely nude pic for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Follow for more erinashford.tumblr.com
Ok…i guess i owe my sexy followers something after being sentimental and not producing a role play yet…lol…just took this before getting in my bath…hope everyone is happy and horny tonight…xoxoxoxo ;0
THIS WILL GET ME PREGNANT IN NO TIME
We’ve reached 600 followers, thank you all so much ! <3 Made this for you all, me getting licked by my friend ! :D
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This might be a bad idea ^^ Setting a date doesn’t suit me, but I loved the external influence, so here is something a little more flexible. My next orgasm will be determined by the notes this post gets. I’ve seen these things get out of hand,
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
antique-erotic: This day gets infinitely better, I tracked down a larger, clearer copy of the spectacular photograph in my previous post! (Do view full size for the crisp focus and full effect.) So, so beautiful, I could look at this for hours and
I would love to see this in front of me…
this–too–shall–pass: SO glad i could finally find this and get it circulating again. i lost track of it for so long.
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
Just started Bojack season 3.Somebody hold methis is gonna get rough ;___;
thottyrunaan: me: there’s no way that tdp isn’t getting a s2.. the positive response was overwhelming ..,. netflix would be so stupid not to pick it up[tdp s2 gets announced]me: [lets out a huge sigh of relief i’ve been holding in for almost a
This album is for sale!And I am DRASTICALLY reducing the price. On sale now for ๛, indefinitely. That’s almost 450 photos (and videos) for super cheap.Anyone who reblogs this will get a random screenshot from said album. To get full access, please
❄️⛸ Party Girl on ice…… now this can get dangerous ….❄️⛸ Who’s going to cum warm me back up????
sweetheartkandi: sweetheartkandi: See these milky white breasts? See how they lack bruising? Let’s fix that. For every like this post gets, I will hit them 2 times. For every reblog it gets, I will hit them 10 times. 24 hours! (Currently
this sexy mofo keeps pushing his way up my bias list damn it joon! Can anyone say: never ending sexual frustration
officialumineko: unregistered-hypercam2: doggirlsondrugs: genustoys: an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000 When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis
I found this old pic. My friend Sandra makes really beautiful music. She always gets to me.
thatoneqprblog: merelyimmortal: zetsubonna: dapperpea: glampersand: heroscafe: emmmpty: autistictesla: pneggy: Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your
obscuruslupa: *gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for* me: *sternly* this better be good, me
apricot-studies: dedalvs: incidentalcomics: How to Finish I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals. Love this,
thedeadflag: theconqueeror: linrenzo: localstarboy: Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen This really got to me. Like how can y’all just sit there and not do shit but quick to get up over a burger Not to
catbountry:
unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
Rave time for yours truely. Rave ware on music jacked. Let’s see how many young bucks i can pull into this dance floor.
rodrickheffeley:rodrickheffeley:whenever this post gets notes ik somewhere someplace some man has again disappointed someone.
I’m all set to start my Viva Piñata daily draw project on Monday! Collected refs of all the piñatas, although some (the Trouble in Paradise species in particular) were hard to find good refs for so I may need to start up my old game and get better
me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
i feel like writing so give me two characters and a word and i'll write a three-five sentence fic about them revolving around that word
garysees: You guys are meaningless chunks of meat! Disappear from this world!
maso-kisst: @country-and-rap treated me to a butterfly knife. Still getting the hang of it
ebmoiadiraz: lenabeanss: heyauntieeee: M’Baku’s fuckin ass tell me I’m wrong @femboithecleric if you find it babe send them my way until then 🤣🤣 I need this gas in my life
Me on my way to fuck your bitch
soveryvantastic: *gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
Period feels that don't get talked about enough
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
porndirector: When I get hit on
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
humans-of-pdx: “I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells
riddlemehiddleston: greeleys: reshiham: This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called
freaksovergreeks: some stoner: do u wanna get high me, an intellectual: yes
caliphorniaqueen: this is triggering for me
tamte: me: *drinks coffee* me: falls asleep
niggasandcomputers: DON’T GET IN YOUR FEELINGS GET IN YOUR EMAILS AND START MAKING POWER MOVES TO THAT MF BAG
talibones: fymexicanfood: dentem: WHERE IS THE FULL VIDEO DUDE Waiting for the day I get a serenata like this
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
cummbunny: surprise more pink 😔 am I always going to have to feel guilty about my body and being on pro ana blogs, please stop reblogging me if you are pro ana or thinspo 😔
edit** disregard this post! someone was kind enough to send me a dl link!! I shant delete this post though because I love these gifs. thanks for the replies!! <3 I didn’t get home until after Supernatural started so I have to download
zecretary: zecretary: the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
disneyyandmore-blog: I gotta say, the best part of my day is when I get thrown me off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid’s a natural, and the players love her,
single-lesbo: When I’m de club and a girl hits on me
badgerlord:I’m gonna reblog this until someone tells me where to get this shirt :/ yeah, it doesn’t exist lolit’s just easy to photoshop because of all the wrinklesand he’s nice to look at :Dsorrybut you can always make one in customization sites
complaining about stuff like in that (now deleted) post just helps me let off steam. sometimes u just gotta complain and let ur frustrations out u know,,
bathtubselfie: bigmouthlass: briwhosaysni: paralol: naked-yogi: naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this post. I’m defensive because alcoholism is
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