this please
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find this please on porn pin board
this please clips
This pleases me.
This is still my favoritest picture of her ever, taken by my best friend
If you’re reading this, send me a song to listen to
skinny-cinderella: tight-zipped-lipsss: Fave I love this
deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
please pardon the horrible screenshot it starts with (hate my smile) but yay question and answer video!!! I answered some then the dog got into some things and I randomly ended up, oops but uh I made a second part <333
Please help!!
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
monachopsis-angel: preciousofcolour-blocklist: sirsfucktoyanalwhoreandkitten: monachopsis-angel: @probability-wave is terrifyingly twisted. Please block and report him (TRIGGER WARNING he post’s exstremely triggering things, don’t look at his
this looks bad
This Full Head Of Hair
my hands smell good
my friend’s birthday is on halloween and he always has a themed party and this year, the theme is for people to dress up as your horoscope sign and I’m a virgo aka the virgin so I want to dress up as a virgin I’m thinking hella fucking
wtfevolution: The horned lizard fends off predatory coyotes by shooting five-foot streams of its own blood from its eye. Evolution, please seek psychiatric help.
Battle Moose
estrangedlestrange: dankmemeuniversity: i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
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This man.
This. Coming through my bedroom door. Right now. That is what I want.
THIS MAN IS JUST SO FUCKING PERFECT IT HURTS.
allycakesxo: How to please a woman: 1. Tell her she’s beautiful2. Surprise her with flowers3. Remember her birthday4. Pull her hair and smack her ass
PLEASE DRAG THE FUCK OUTTA ME HONESTLY I CAN’T STOP I HATE MYSELF I WANT TO DIE HELP ME
please|stay
knittinggiantbeanies:Bill Cipher AMA - “Truth”A small collaboration with s325diana, who asked me to voice Bill’s response to her question for the AMA. She voiced her own question, of course.Please excuse the totally flawed art.
kokoro4kakashi: *checks expiration date on somethin* … ahh, good til june 6th, 201*smudge* …great If I don’t post anything after Christmas - please tell the news stations that my death was by Ham Glaze.
alvin-flang: ot3-old: This is the polar opposite to “there isnt a single encouraging word on that screen”
Wish I could wake up from this nightmare. Feel my fingertips slowly moving down a female body
the-sultry-brunette:Fresh donuts anyone? Omg!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤 Just omg 🥺🥺🥺If this isn’t porn I don’t know what is.
jewist: langste: get this ugly shit off my dashboard ^^^
LIKE THIS IF I CAN QUEUE FROM YOU
beskt: please put less pressure on gay people to ‘come out’ and more pressure on straight people to stop assuming everyone’s sexuality is fucking straight
cyvus: Who is this daddyyy
ursulatheseabitchh: bring this aesthetic back
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post:Im eating this Neopoliten ice cream sandwich and…the jokes I could make lmao
xekstrin:Yang: You’re out of ice?! You can’t run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!Weiss: THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR
My desktop looks so aestetically pleasing to me right now
pastel-gems: after watching this, i couldnt stop thinking about what will happen next episode
cicadianrhythm: Rewatching Tiger Millionaire, through Garnet’s whole fight with Amethyst she only summons the one gauntlet.Specifically,the gauntlet from Sapphire’s gem.
nowherebearart: tiny lesbian rocks in a girl gang
Steven Bombs always fuck me up because I’m always like ‘whAT IF WE GET TO SEE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE??’ And this one is REALLY fucking me up because I’m certain that we’re getting closer to seeing them again what with the last Steven Bomb being
saiyanshredder: Garnet gonna give it to ya.
