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The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
playernumber37: You say you’re so smart. Well, I need you to use your brain for a minute. Trust me on this one. I know you’ll like it. Use your supposedly big brain to figure this one out. Think about it, think about it real hard. I know
This reminds me of the other night, me and kitten were looking for some new sex toys (recommendations are always welcome) and we came across fleshlights and she’d never seen or heard of them before. Naturally we had a giggle about it but I really
For the Littles….just look at this cute little fucker!
This one is for @sanityislost who wished for Zoli under his tree! [In Armory: “Criminal or enforcer? You decide…”]
flickerfrostart: Okay, so. This little doodle is for one particular person. AskUG, this is a thank you for always popping up in my tumblr notes. You’re a great follower. So, Thank you! I apologize if it isn’t A-quality, but I’ve never drawn pone
umami-studio: Here you another collab! x3 This one is for que-bae because you have become our muse! >3< Hope we manage to cheer you up with this little piece ^w^ And for the ones who doesn’t know what’s going up with Naruto, go read her fanfic!
myredbike: This one is for sending me dirty messages when I’m at work. This one is for not wearing panties to dinner. This one is for cumming when you knew you weren’t allowed to. This one is for letting cum drip out of your mouth. This one is for
theunicornkittenkween: sin-sex-satan: Well, since you liked the other one, here’s one especially for your blog, Mister :) *huggles and kissies n such* Just lost 10 followers in a minute so heres a meezy for them to miss out on her perfection. Oh
newd-amateurs: theinternetoutlet: youngandreallyhorny: OMG I meant to send you this one!! This is really for you! sent me one photo and noticed she sent me the wrong one and this was the one i got and its beautiful thanks http://theinternetoutlet.tumbl
This one’s for the women who have asked for more pictures of men wearing chastity cages. Ladies! Follow the example of these Superior Females! Lock your man up, put him to work and then ignore him while you enjoy yourself! Follow my original chastity
Anon answers under the cut! If you’ve asked an anonymous question in the last few days and are looking for the answer, you’ve come to the right post!Sick burn, anon! I’m sure if Opal were here, she’d destroy you for that one.That happened, sort
And so it begins… I know you probably don’t post arcs, but I thought you might enjoy reading it. My respect for you went WAY up after trying this myself :)(Submitted by anonymous) (Part One)
Hey, remember that one post I made? I put it on a real shirt that you can buy!If you like Steven Universe, this blog, and this blog’s interpretation of Yellow Diamond, this is the shirt for you!I’m very excited to have opened up shop, and look forward
jocknotized: playernumber37: You say you’re so smart. Well, I need you to use your brain for a minute. Trust me on this one. I know you’ll like it. Use your supposedly big brain to figure this one out. Think about it, think about it real
incorrect48quotes:Mocchi: Hey, Akicha, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?Akicha: Oh, sure!Mocchi: -lays down cards- Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and -Akicha: Mocchi, these
micdotcom: Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
hikikomorix: authorintheaddict: hausofharlow: Pictures of skinny girls get thousands of notes on tumblr. So this one is for the rest of us. I GIVE YOU SO MUCH RESPECT! you are truly amazing for posting this. THIS DESERVES MILLIONS OF REBLOGS! This
alivingmel: Disappointed by the lack of genuinely relatable content in this Hot New Relatable Mémé™? BOY HOWDY, I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU… JUST TAG YOURSELF/URSELF(?) AS ONE OF THESE FINE FRIENDS (???) AND WATCH YOUR LIFE TURN AROUND.
gluten-free-pussy: sweetflattery: ckings: this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha amazing Wow…is this honestly what it takes to get your man to pull his weight around the house? Like if it takes a BJ to get him to perform
lirrypaynes: If this doesn’t bring an emotional flood of memories back to you then I don’t know what does
jaegas: The first click and drag game I made got a nice ass amount of notes, so I made a second one! Except in this one, you’re in the Special Ops Squad! [I had a bonus for if you were deceased, if you want to see it, shoot me a message!]
Ok friend welcome to my blog but that vegan tag was to point you towards my really cool vegan friend, I like post pictures of cheeseburgers and stuff I mean all are welcome here but I don’t want to mislead anyone
taiyari: Would anyone be interested in buying one? Since this is not for profit I can only make more if I am able to sell some first, so if you want one please send me an ask or an email at taiyari (at) icloud.com If enough people want one, then I can
beckyhop: wtfbadromancecovers: A series of very bored men. Editor’s note: This is the look each of their faces when they were told the punny titles. @artemispanthar, you’re gonna hate me for @ - ing you on this one. I couldn’t settle on a ‘wtf’
mattrobot: Are you guys watching Better Caul Saul? I love it! I’m going to try to draw posters for all the episodes this season, as my schedule allows. This one is for episode two, Mijo. My poster for episode one is here.
screnwriter:foxglovethings: No one asked for this one, but…If you made lore for a character you’ve had since you were 16, and you’re in your 20s now and have a better grasp of narrative structure and power creep, you can just retcon the dumb stuff.
rootvegetables:there should be special times set aside for autistic bitches to go grocery shopping where the store is empty theres no music and no one talks to you or asks if you need anything.
geoeloso:this one is for every motherfucker who doubted me. this one is for every fucker who broke my heart and broke me down. this one is for every person who’s ever abandoned me. this one is for the person i use to be. fuck you very much.
sacrificialpumppig: alexamindslave: “my tits are more important to you than your life. just pull on your cock for me. pull your life apart for me. pull it right out of your cock for me, one drip at a time. you need this. this is good for you.”
eskiworks: Another mass WIP post for you all! This one is for Kiety, of her anthro ocelot hanging out in the canopy with her tuxedo cat, Nova. This time I’ll run down my process a little bit. 1 - Refined sketch! I lost my thumbnail for this one,
cinyma: American Beauty (1999) I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time… For me, it was lying
This dream is for you, so pay the price: make one dream come true, you only live twice.
This World Is Mine. You're Just Living In It.
YOU ARE MY LOVE
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
dressrosas: “While you’re in his circle, consider yourself like a patient on an operating table! This is his operating room. He has total control over it and can manipulate anything as he pleases. He’s the Surgeon of Death!”
It’s hard to be on your own all the time it’s like you have no one to be there for you no one to Push you to do your best. I wish I had Someone to tell me you can do this! But it’s just me, by myself all alone.
THIS ONE IS FOR MY BITCHES WIT A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKIN CLUH I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUH FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB I WANNA I SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUB FUCK YOU IF YOU
for-the-love-of-rangers: This one’s for morphinlegacy. He hosted an awesome video chat earlier. You guys should check it out next week! I’ll post the link when it gets closer. ^^
moderate-teen: HUGE GIVEAWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys im sooo happy to finally get to do this!! I’ve been waiting to do this huge giveaway for all of you!!! im soooo excited omg, i know a lot of people arent that fortunate with christmas gifts
i try so fucking hard to help you, to be there for you. but you never give back. you never talk to me about it. and the one time i needed you, you didnt want to help me. i will always remember that one time, while you forget the 146 messages i sent you
anipper: anipper: one-tit-out: one out for you. I like your blog and I love this sexy One-Tit-Out submission. Thanks One big fat tit for you! Fettes Euter
callalilly849:Jan Challenge - Butt PlugI wanted to take an edge break and I rolled a 1 which says I have to have something in my ass while I edge so I just put in my small butt plug. I think this is going to make me even more pathetic. 🙈 Small one..
This one is for @kinkypolycuddlers since you asked so nice 🐱
This one is for my friend at “visiblenipple”. Can you guess why?
This one is for SBUDDE. For some reason I can’t answere you, but thanks. man she has a nice butt. Do you think she knows it is hanging out? I have more of her I will post later.
lescarnetsdehaku: Aand I made this one for Ikimaru because of her art and her dirkjake and she is amazing and nbgdvfs So I hope you like it and have a merry christmas ! !! oo h my gosh thank you so much! i love it it’s so cute ahh <3 and same
Freyr: I’m sending this through my phone and idk if this will work or not and sorry if it’s not good enough I justYou’re one of my favorite artist and your art made my heart dokis especially the HS onesSo yea idk I wanna draw smth for you even tho
You handsome devil!
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
anonymouslyninja said: You could report him as well for harassment. !!! this one too!!
So, this is the rough version of the ‘Doki Doki Yuri Gakuen’ that I said I was going to make for you! I need to fix the volumes of their voices, since I made Luka a bit louder than intended and her voice breaks on long notes (it sounds really
amethirstyperidrunk: mushroom-cookie-bears: One thing I don’t get at all is when people comment on my Amedot stuff just to say “I hate this ship but this drawing/AU is nice”. Like…okay? Good for you?? I don’t give a shit??? Complimenting