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izorropirate: hollstein-kisses: we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh: Waffle House turnt as fuck For those who don’t have waffle houses, this is what they are for This shit is so lit
tinyredbird: thescienceofjohnlock: sizvideos: Video Every animal shelter should do this (with puppies and older animals too). It’s proven to lower blood pressure and it’s what the animals need. This made me cry so hard I wish I could have this
helenakmanning: This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me. This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless. This is a little girl whose family life is
eenslaved: “Ask me. If you want to cum, you know what you need to ask me. Go ahead. I’m giving you permission to ask.““Please pinch my nipple, Sir? Daddy? Please? Please, will you pinch my nipple for me?”“Certainly. How is this, do you like
we just got married and cake already talkin about i take more than i give. bitch you wouldn’t have nothing if it weren’t for me
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
owlturdcomix: You can’t trick me, nature. [imgur] Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
saraisolala: cheeziesart: cheeziesart: Artist problems: why I don’t draw in public this is it. this is how my face will be remembered on tumblr. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS
Pretend you're me and write me an "About Me" as me even though you're you
trialsandtrails:One of the hardest things about being in a long distance relationship is the lack of support that I get with my family and friends sometimes. This isn’t a joke to me or an experiment- this is my significant other. This is a huge part
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
uhh-im-not-me: incorrectgreekquotes: Hades *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me? Persephone : I married you. Hades : Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear. @leave-me-colourless
growley: if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye: aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone: me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row this speaks to me on a spiritual level
thatsthat24: jeweledroses: gentle-twig: eat-me-out-oppa: This got rid of my anxiety temporarily?? i love whatever accent this is I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain. I just learned Benji has turned one year old.
overly-khr-obsessed: naililyam: kessuburd: huffingtonpost: My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. Think twice before you judge a parent. most watch. Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I
frostycaptor: coast-robbo: everydaycomics: Sorry this isn’t much of a Tutorial but yeah this is how i draw cats now. This is very important They look like dicks
komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
kingjaffejoffer: “you talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used”🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄This fucking goober This cannot be real. Tell me this isn’t a real letter
cameoamalthea: xstraykitten: “When I talk to the camera, mate, it`s not like I`m talking to the camera, I`m talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me.”“I believe that education is all about
mamalovebone: mrsfadedglory: let’s start with mikes hair and continue with stone’s face his face during this entire clip is so hysterical i mean as soon as eddie says the words “i’m gonna say something typically me” stone just turns his head
Don’t do drugs. Do me.Do drugs and me.Do drugs with me. And then do me.
lesbianfosur: Seriously don’t play games with me if we are in a relationship just tell me what’s up. Tell me you need to hear a few extra I love you’s cause you’re having trouble loving yourself today. Or tell me you want to spend a day together
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
DAY 5 My gfs coming over to dominate me after five days without cumming, this is everything she told me to lay out including two sissy outfits heels and wig along with tons of toys to tease torment and torture me with. Only two more weeks and about six
waluigivevo: this website pisses me off
canaryko: Replaying KH1 atm *looks at riku* Nice job, sport. and felt like drawing this kid. *jazz hands* This originally was going to be much more sappier, but, nah, I’m not a dweeb; not this time. Just some simple doodles…as usual.
krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable:cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
this article...it's EXACTLY how i feel about food. it's so scary how accurate this is.
niggaimdeadass: rasdivine: i have to reblog this again because ugggh. THIS is how you do it. this is how break down a people. like the beginning. strip them of their language, along with everything else that makes them who they are. and then they
This song always makes me feel a thousand times better, whenever I’m feeling down. Filo & Peri - This Night Walk through the lightI’m already thereI’ll heal your heart in hereAnd through this nightWe’ll open each doorAnd
problackgirl: Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do* Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself
willow: Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)
mindthepup: ijustneedtoberichalready: brianszs: legit me in the car Me listening to Hits 1 this is me as hell
thebootydiaries: me: wow that guy is attractive me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
This kind of reminds me of this restaurant in Mexico I went to as a child. At the end of the room there was a long window like this filled with different plants and there were actual live monkeys in there that you could look at as you ate. Many years
this-guard-life-is-crazy: Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
agentotter: I am this dog. This dog is me.
this and this and this
libragirlfriend: sunbathe: me revisiting my scene phase playlist me having a depressive episode Kill me this is too fucking accurate 😂😂
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
jhameia: savagemike: irishmexi: meow-sense: goodsmellmeow: kzhang: Yep, I just yelled “fuck you” at some blow job who said “ni hao” to me in the park. My good friend Phoenix, posted this Facebook status a few weeks ago that turned into
nanooramoora: thirstymuslim: “What do Muslims do at parties if they can’t drink?” This I HATE THIS
My man just fed me some steak, took me home to a bubble bath with a glass of wine, and he’ll fuck me to sleep when I’m done. Is this a dream?
the-ice-castle: Though this new friendship between Dipper and Ford can lead to some bad outcomes (namely, the twins getting split up) and yes, the idea does scare me, I still think that this relationship is very important to Dipper.And I think this one
MondayToday is just I don’t know. Dysphoria is having a hard grip around my neck and I just want to disappear. Be gone. It sickens me so much feeling like this. Sometimes it amazes me how bad I can feel for not having a uterus and actually be a
joshpeck: mendtheveil:avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes
njy2: Girl: *chismeando* Me (thinking): chismosa … Me: girl tell me everything
shittywitticisms:I really think Jasper is like a werewolf version of Yang or something like that…I probably watch too much of both RWBY and Steven Universe to have come up with something like this.
baku: me: i love gifts! i love presents! someone: ok! want me to buy this for you? me, breaking down crying: NO ITS TOO MUCH ILL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY IN RETURN HOW DO I THANK U ENOUGh
fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time
hinatamyqueen:me:*takes deep breath*me:I love-anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Hinata, I know, you love Hinata so much, she’s the light of your life, you love Hinata so much, you just love Hinata, I KNOW, you love Hinata.
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