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Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell it’s
bloodyqueefs: Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell
slayboybunny: *gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others
OMFG …I HAVE REACHED 10K horny followers! Wow this is a huge accomplishment for me and my blog i never thought id get this far just shows how successful it has become. I couldn’t have done it without you guys so I just wanted to THANK YOU
fireandshellamari: madalleycat: anscenc: thehotgirlproject: becausebirds: A perfect duet. You will never escape this video as long as I am alive. @rudeboimonster This is why I love crows and ravens so much! :D @alterniancongress
trauma-hero:I had an idea for this drawing, but I don’t really have time to make something nice and polished. So, enjoy this sketch instead :)
yukipri: NEVER LET ME REDRAW AGAIN. Not only because I’m godawfully slow (yeah, I know there’s a much prettier redraw that’s actually fully done that’s been going around since waaaay earlier…rest assured, this one is done by me though, you
howelles: I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’
drakyx: Korrasami Comic (Fanart) part1 l Part2“Well, after a very long delay, here is the comic Drakyx and I have been working on for some time. The delay was due to me and Drakyx being busy in real life, and some of it was me procrastinating.But
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
yahenni:yahenni:yahenni:Every time I see another “in these unprecedented times” ad it makes me associate the brand being advertised with a kind of white-hot rageIN THIS CHALLENGING TIME“We know things are hard right now. That’s
kragehund-again:i will NOT change the words in songs to better suit my identity. sometimes this makes me a lesbian or a man or from boston or whatever. i DON’T CARE. i’m an actress.
undertalechild: * bonus * Frisk the explorer
trait: this is my life summed up in one conversation
Aaaand bonus: me feelin really really cute w/ my new colorpop “are n be” and my new clothes! This cute ass top was a gift from my auntie, it belonged to a french girl called Lola (friend of my cousin), who bought it just bc its so hot in here, but
taxloopholes: predatorysuggestion: You made me like this. I was beautiful and gentle and made of flowers,but you turned me into an angry,powerful,cruel beast of lava and stone. And when I melt the flesh from your bones,my anger will finally be sated.
hijabby: There’s this classic “future trans girl” story type of boy (I’m just gonna say boy because I’m not really gonna push anything, he’s 5 , and his parents would kill me I work in a redneck area as the only hijabi brown person) in my
squishingmytum: I’ve really been thinking about subby shy feedees these days. They’re so so cute. They only want to please you and they’ll do anything you say. “My belly hurts, but if you want me to stuff it more I don’t mind.” “Is this
beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
mercedesbenzodiazepine: This is…so me
evil-dead-head: I know that I’m late to the party, as usual, but I really wanted to get this one in. Ahem Bud, there can be only one. :) wordsmatty Bud: EDH texted me when this came in and I’m soooo glad he did (haha if only you could see my response
steppingoncellphones: If you’ve EVER felt too intimidated to talk to me for any reason, please look at some of my tweets and reconsider.
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
What I did to my bed this morning. Porn does this to me. Look how classy I am, messing up my 600 thread count Ralph Lauren sheets. Spoiled as fuck.
sunstoned-deactivated20210425:don’t you want me baby? 🖤
Dream interpretation~Send me a dream and I will tell you what it means~
bullcityblessing: cacao-bunni: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: queenoftongues: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches. Wow I didn’t
Hi, new followers. There’s quite a few of you recently. I’m Vex. You might know me from this butt or from making out with this girl Here’s some other stuff I do: I smooch cats (see above), I make my own porn/erotica films through four
vextape: I’m not putting this in the magazine so here have a picture of me on top of this majestic bedding from a cute motel in Bishop, CA. WOLF POWER I miss California, cry cry.
vickiking: This feels totally relevant right now, as I’m apparently still really into naked people AND grass, plus I get to hang out with lovely @vextape and a whole plethora of awesome humans in Berlin very soon. This is me and @codecorsair camming
hellabaka: hey add me on steam: hellabaka
tendencys: THIS MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
I’m super excited for this musical I’m In all! It’s called “Once on this Island”. All of you should come see it! :) Jk Don’t travel around just for me… I mean, I would love you if you do, but really none of you
It’s a kind of sketch for the new t-shirt My “bloody experiment” :D When t-shirt is ready, it will be more beautiful, because this “blood” will be more red than on this picture And… it’s not for me, it’s
keldeoxerneas: orararas: quick edit dump of these two in this arc, ‘cause they’re hella adorable and everyone deserves a relationship like this BFFS 4 EVA! Fighting a middle schooler drunk as shit
smegmaclub: hi this is for my friend katie, cool This is cool as shit, I love it! It really captures my soul and spirit
verygaygirlfriendspookymulder: me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
Rave time for yours truely. Rave ware on music jacked. Let’s see how many young bucks i can pull into this dance floor.
rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18
Cancer Rising. This describes me perfectly :)
tuhmblr-logic: Tumblr user: Read before you follow m-Me:
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
gulcayn: me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself
me-za-me-ro: Nerdhands update Sorry I need the strength to finish this
Me: *browsing app games* oh, this one sounds interesting, I wonder what the gameplay looks like.App Page: Play our game! *image of title screen*Me: Cool, what does the gameplay look like?App Page: Play as cool characters! *image of non-gameplay rendering
easied: *this pizza serves 4-6 people* bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
almostgonexx: jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay. This legitimately makes me feel better
renaissancedreams: This is one of the greatest scenes in television history. RIP James “Uncle Phil” Avery
mizukisallmate: yOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST REACHED MY FIRST THOUSAND!!!!! I wanted to thank you all of you for supporting me and my shitty weeaboo blog all this time and for being amazing and lovely followers, I love every single one of you, thank you for
trashkingmadara: sailorpalinstrashcan: Nervous but frisky Aoba is important to me. Also thick thighs. how the fuck did this get 800 notes
trickster-butt: this fandom is killing me.
This World Is Mine. You're Just Living In It.
aristen: ryannxp: jaybeeaye: the new… rebecca black? “elbow elbow wrist wrist snap snap kiss kiss. don’t make me snap my fingers.” lololol I WANNA BUY SOME CANDY BUT MY MAMA SAID SAVE LMAO “Don’t make me snap my fingers in Z formation,hip
Honestly wasn’t expecting this. Got a phone call early this morning at 7:30AM informing me I got accepted. Can’t believe that all my hard work payed off
