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alphaincubus: “This…isn’t what I was expecting for an engagement party.” “Our family believes that no child should grow up without a bunch of kids their own age around. Natoya’s already pregnant, so we have to work fast. You
This bra or shirt isn’t good for me-mistress
bittersurana: I figure, every time someone dies and it’s not me, my chances of survival go up.
taratheslut: Just a lazy day in bed with the Hitachi. (this isn’t me, by the way. If it was me, I would say so, and it would be tagged “my pics” like all the others. :) )
thisismepleaseexplore:Harder! This isn’t 50SoG darling xxx
people should take you seriously because this isn't your toll account
faygamble: Wow. This isn’t me, but she sure looks a lot … Um. … Wow. Sexy pic..!
evilfgt: …if this isn’t me
This dick isn’t gonna suck itself you know! ;3 MistressAlbum Gifset Part 3 <69
curvalicious77: Well hello beautiful :) This isn’t me, I just re blogged it. Very similar though….. So fuckin beautiful, lovely, gorgeous, adorable, sexy, lickable and fuckable.
I went and made a discord since people are moving from Skype to there. If you want to add me it’s: NotSafeForHoofs#5963I’ll try to answer people back but sorry in advance if I’m slow..
princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t
stitchesbecray: If this isn’t me, I don’t know what is.
Idk but i think xkit should also be able to block out blogs that have certain things in their titles? Like i just got hit by a really extreme guro blog that had guro in its name but morbid curiousity didn’t allow me to look away… i think it’d
An area close to the volcano (this isn’t me in the video)
Day 1: how write Day 2: oh look, I’m writing! Day 3: I wrote 500 words in one sitting! Woohoo! Day 4: OK I’m not writing as much as I wrote yesterday but still feeling good Day 5: this isn’t…I… Day 6: how write
goodbyevanny:midrashic:americachavez:as someone who exclusively finds fic through bookmarks of authors I like the heartbreak of seeing works (112) bookmarks (0) is only matched by going to an author’s page, seeing works (12) bookmarks (679) except their
my roommate thinks the bottle of fireball i bought her should last her for the year while i’m lookin at my vodka like, this should get me through the rest of the week lolll
iamchloejean: If this isn’t me
A Gordo's Motives
bitchycode: loganlerman: so me If this isn’t me
anxietydaddy: if this isn’t me
h-airon: absolutely nothing is sexier than someone who can face temptation and have the maturity to say “this isn’t worth losing what I have”
evilfgt: if this isn’t me
aliennxprincess: If this isn’t me
nakedblackmalestarz: mvb5142: iamhotrod: jonesiiii: thvgdick:Is that @jonesiiii? This isn’t me; I don’t have whatever type of phone that is lol but he looks like he knows what he’s doing 🔑😅 #jonesiitaughtyou :-) That’s Thomas Tekno
Okay, this isn't really a question, but I just want to tell you that I think you're awesome.
The ~guys v. girls~ Top Chef ads bother me, because the taglines are two entirely different messages. “Is THAT all you got, boys?”=There’s competition taking place. It’s guys versus girls yeah!!!!!!!! Show me what you got!!!!!!
Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head
I was trying to screencap the flower on my phone but my phone is super laggy so I just completely missed it but the resulting screencap is so inexplicably funny to me. It’s just like “Look! Here’s some dirt.”
i think i had a dream where i was oikawa and iwa pulled me into his lap wanting me to ride him but i just complained that i was heavy and he was like yea u right and i ran away crying to makki (mattsun??) who just laughed his ass off
trebled-negrita-princess: asian:PrioritiesTell me this isn’t me @mysticdragoonzeref @phantomoftitans @dommebadwolff23
It’s over isn’t it… Why can’t I move on?
musclebottom84: This isn’t me, but it’s essentially me after the gym
vicecaptain-sugawara: my hobby is twisting on the lids to containers really tightly so nobody else can open them and they have to call me for help
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
sexualified: Im very nice and caring but also filled with neutrality and rage
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tastefullyoffensive: by San Esparza
princessalbita: miriahl3i: h0odrich: hotcheetoprincess: 😛😛😛😛 me 😂😂😂 If this isn’t me idk what is 🌚🌚🌚🌚
10knotes: seiphirai: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
I’ve become so money hungry that now I masturbate to the thought of someone givinn me bands and bands and BANDS of hundreds That’s the only way I can get myself off now This isn’t something you’re suppose to tell your therapist,
toxicrocket: analisfun69: i really need to stop falling in love with people who don’t care about me If this isn’t me, idk what is!
verynaughtyguy: I love everything about this and I am INSANELY jealous that this isn’t me getting fucked!!!! VeryNaughtyGuy.tumblr.com
baseballcapscowboysncock: HA!!! THIS is why my nickname is “Donut”! (although this isn’t me)
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
I get fucking unstable when you’re not around. I know this isn’t permanent and you have things to do, but I feel like I get worse the longer I go without seeing you. I have not had these stupid fucking paranoid and insecure thoughts about
memimes: memimes: kevin spacey apologizing for something he “doesn’t remember doing” and then in the same breath coming out to probably deflect backlash is the sleaziest thing fuck him lmao and this isn’t me denying kevin spacey is gay this
chillxmami: i’m such a nice person and i give way too many chances so just imagine how badly you’d have to fuck up for me to tell you that i don’t care If this isn’t me…
pokemonpaul: maurypovichofficial: me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love Fuck if this isn’t me
carry-on-my-jingle-butt: arachnide: thoughtslouderthanwords: tigers-purr: i literally just died; this is too adorable tigers and elephants are my favorite animals :* must always reblog them when i see them. this isn’t a tiger, nor is it
vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong
“Seems cute but has such a lethal death stare” Squad
a-crafty-lass: Something about Pearl’s “uh oh” makes me think this isn’t the first mission that’s been undermined by nonstop Ruby/Sapphire flirting
ironic-blog: hello. I really admire your artwork, and recently saw your “merstuck” drawings. I especially liked the comic of equis and nepeta, as they are my favorite characters. this is part ½ of what I drew for you, knowing that this isn’t
heyhowiee: leprinceofsins: jackdmobi: 10 Annoying Chat Tactics To Avoid On Gay Apps The struggle You mean to tell me this isn’t how they act? Because… They do.
helltothenaw said: …uhm… this isn’t me but DAMN I NEED TO SNUGGLE THIS ANON. OH GOSH, YES GOOD. ASH AND SAM, SO PRESH. DAMNIT I WAS SO SURE IT WAS YOU AHAHh;;; cause i saw u postin that ship a couple times recently so i was like “oh u”
yang represents me
