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dannysslave: twinktop: Ha! This isn’t me, but I’ve been in this back yard Storage time, ready to be used for service at any time
cuffs-and-bruises:This isn’t a game slut, you said you wanted rough so i am giving you rough. I am not your skinny jeans wearing boyfriend, this is going to hurt and last a long time.
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: yubiwamonogatari: And, well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?For Hannah & Anique. this actually brought me to tears
submusclefaggot: This isn’t me, but fuck this is hot
Starting to cross the streams with Hasbro/Mattel stuff here. Bonus points if you can tell me the obscure way this outfit ties into the current incarnation of ponies.
ruski75: Slave: This isn’t me but might just as well be as this is a typical scene in our kitchen every single day! And I love it!
cumbetweentits: pillowgirls: It surprising how much I love this yet do it so rarely. This isn’t me, btw, its from a video I found but can’t seem to remember where from. I would love to be the lucky guy bursting between those two delectable pillows.
Look guys, I’m all for female empowerment and gender equality, but as a wise, fictional character once said: “This isn’t freedom. This is fear.” -Captain America
And then there’s me, still occasionally poking my eye out with a kohl pencil…
thehobbutts: thehobbutts: someone: Christmas is so beautiful!!! me: EVERYTHING IS BROWN This isn’t some cynical “everything sucks and happiness doesn’t exist” post I’m just red green colorblind
snazziest: Siri find me some self confidence
dancingtealcats: Tell me this isn’t legit as it can get XDDD
1hat3u: hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
princeowl: princeowl: this vine saved me i keep thinking about this vine and it’s honestly so wonderful, this is such pure and good content. im honestly tearing up because this isn’t just hilarious to us like these two people are genuinely having
yourbigsisnissi:More important than asking “why doesn’t this person want me?” Is asking “why am I attracted to someone who isn’t interested in me and doesn’t value me?”
lilkittenbrat: cutelyuncovered: cutelyuncovereddeactivated: Happy 19th birthday to me 🌸 This is my new account! YOU ARE SO FUCKIN CUTEE OGMOGGM
eyzmaster: Steven Universe - JLGems by theEyZmaster More doodles from this past week.This isn’t me hyped for Batman V Superman, but just goofing around. Pearl was going to be Batman until I decided to keep her without the cowl and going for Nightwing
kokido: Tumblr, did I ever tell you I can draw a lot better than I let on? I mean, this pic of Ruse here, this isn’t me trying to half ass something. It might be close, but still not quite half assed. No colors, no shading, there is something
plebcomics: i think we all know what this is in reference to …wait what the actual fuck please tell me this isn’t really a thing that is happeningI swear if idiotic Tumblr “feminists” have chased off the creator of one of the best Firefox
estellecampanella: wait you mean this isn’t the kind of high school au everybody else had in mind
whoistorule: miss america chavez talks to kate bishop the way han solo talks to princess leia why isn’t everyone on board this ship w/ me i don’t understand that’s some formative otp shit right there
it feels like I’m wearing a second skin rn like there’s my skin a layer of like. water or gel or something. and then this weird second skin and it’s freaking me out oh my god I regret everything such a mistake ahhhhh
volodyaofhousedracul: y’all can feel free to blame peeksandtoes for this one. :) most of em are from Halloween (hence the heavy eye makeup, but lord knows i’d wear it like that every day if I thought I could get away with it) last one isn’t of
maybelaughing: Blissfully Ignorant “Animorphs” AU - The war isn’t that bad, everybody lives, and they become semi-functioning, semi-adults that go to college and have shenanigans and cinnamon bunzuh.
dauna-deactivated20210509:Watch me as I do n o t do my art assignments for school yet draw this (blessed) garbage.
mangomangos: rat-facts: listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you? tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
thestraggletag: seiphirai: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite
lindsaybottos: some new stuff I’m working on, I get tons of anonymous messages like this every day and while this isn’t unique to women, the content of the messages and the frequency in which I get them are definitely related to my gender. I almost
seerofsarcasm: fuckyeahkagamine-twins: so miku is opening for lady gaga I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL
1-indsey: The only known video footage of Anne Frank I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.
attabe: why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.
biorobo: Well I warned you I have a thing for drawing 34 for the sake of drawing 34, so this isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve drawn in my life
jockbros: submusclefaggot: This isn’t me, but fuck this is hot That ass…
What/who do you associate with me?
nltm: It’s so fucking cold in this house This isn’t me complaining about how cold it is outside (it’s kinda chilly tho) it’s more that this house is so fucking old and shitty that there’s no insulation and every single window is drafty It’s
serenakenobi: thestraggletag: seiphirai: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes
ringringhookaringring: thestraggletag: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes
itallstartedatasimplehello: this isn’t me, this is my little sister, she has always wanted to get so many notes on her photos, please make her happy by rebloging this photo, thanks guys x
true-fae: naturalcomedian: This is like when you kill one of your characters in an AU. oh my god
acousticeel: it might be that you’re punching me in the fucking face but I’m sensing a bit of animosity here
tastemyfruits: crime-she-typed: caribbeanpunciey: localstarboy: Me: “gonna take a quick shower” 5 minutes later: If this isn’t me, then idk what I be doing in the shower 😂 This is why I gotta get up hours before my plans 😂 Be going
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
theblacklacedandy: bead-bead: thestraggletag: seiphirai: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his
3pithimia: thestraggletag: seiphirai: A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement (Note: This isn’t me) See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes
teaforyourginaa: unleashinmyinnerfreak: baeritoh: 7mangoes: blxckxx: brownglucose: ladiesandlemonade: Crazy girlfriends be like … This video has my heart 😂 If this isn’t me Lmaaaoo me as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂 :)
artemhg: make-you-horny-make-me-cum: vintagebiatchh: I want everyone to reblog this. I know no one will, because this isn’t a picture of a skinny girl or a deep meaningful quote. This is deeper than everything, how can someone ignore what’s happening
byepeasant: About two years ago I posted the first picture of me without my hair online. Since then I haven’t really chosen to talk about it all that much anymore. From time to time, I’m really ashamed and I always wish that I wasn’t this way..
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
uropyia: lilbrownhoe: jodiejoee: me-conocen-como-chela: m-e-s-t-i-z-a: I’d be lying if I said this isn’t me when people eat my food this me. Lol Hijos de su madre DID HE FUCKING SAY “ALGUIEN SE COMIO MI TORTILLA”
n0chillvibes: penis-hilton: 2trill2exist: betterthankanyebitch: me Me ME if this isn’t me
euoria: eauyouth: temporrary: smohkist: groovyouth: hopelesswond3r: Oh gosh kiss me wHO KEEPS FUKCING REBLOGGING YOUNG LEO ONTO MY DASH HUINSJDKA THIS IS NOT OK Ahhh! OMG! I just can’t xx jesus christcrying This isn’t okay i canNOT FML
olivesnook: Max. I know this face repulses you and I wouldn’t dream of asking you to accept it. But this isn’t me. The real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out. And you can make that happen. Once the curse is broken I’ll be just
Isn’t the best picture of me. Dx but this dress looked so cute on me D: why couldn’t it of zipped up or they couldnt have the size I needed inside the store for me to try on Dx