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This is not my art, but gosh that skirt is short and those legs are shapely.
fuckyeahfriendlyfire: Legendary compilation maker Olyonnais (creator of the ‘Three is Company’ series) quietly made a return to the interwebz not that long ago, and he’s been at it again, creating new outstanding compilations for your enjoyment.
wrstdeeppussy: Katie Marie 23 years old 4’11 90lbs. Ok, I’ve been searching for her for a long time and I finally found this little sexpot. I don’t think the pictures do justice to just how tiny this little girl truly is. Keep that in mind
asklightking: navybud 4) Brightqueen and Smitty! ((thats the lot! Thank you for the wait!)) (Thanks for all of this, Navybud, sorry I picked such a difficult song… GO FOLLOW NAVYBUD, EVERYPONY!!!) Aw thanks navybud. This is so adorable ^^ Smitty
This is the cleverest censor I can think of right now guys sorry I watched Avengers like four times. Guess its time to find that nsfw version huh. Good luck.
This is the face of a cat who just puked under my bed, because she thinks she’s being polite, and then comes over to cuddle right after for reassurance that I’m not mad.
dunkirks: “Wow, I did not expect that for Christmas.”
This is EXACTLY what Castellla suggested Something about tied up and the happiest Homura I could possibly draw… I think Actually now that I think about it, this isn’t what she suggested. Reusing my favorite line of dialogue though, yay
This is the last time I’ll be answering and accepting questions on this blog. If you ever have any questions and stuff, direct them over to my mod blog or send me an email. There’s links to that stuff on the blog itself. Are you a guy or
is there an english dub of madoka magica yet because admittedly we do more listening than watching of animes that are mostly talking and it does start rather slow and i want forever to watch it and tbh this is not his cup of tea
m4dg4rl: Po : “Please tell me this is one of those weird dream where everyone I know can see me naked.” Mantis : “Oh, great now I’ve got that image in my head too, so that’s good.” Po : “Don’t tell Shifu.”
This is not me, but I do love being fucked like that! #femdom is so hot
Sometimes when i get so hungry….i imagine eating food. I just started thinking about how good it is savoring the last bite. Rolling it around in your mouth. Letting it cover all the pallet zones on your tongue, sampling its sweet and tarts…
missromancedy: thefireboundmage: Camie no, I don’t think tongue was part of the deal- I’m not sorry @missromancedy imnotsorryeitherpffgettingkissesfromtheMAGICALFIREBOUND Romancedy: O-Oh my….T-That was quite the kiss!… Is it a bad thing
silvermoon424: Some longtime followers may know that I’m a HUGE fan of Unsolved Mysteries; it’s what jumpstarted my love of true crime and mysteries in general. Not only that, I watched it with my late grandma, so rewatches of the series are very
therevtimes: No. 212 “Peaceful Pieces” Somewhere John McClane is itching to use the shake machine as a form of defense.
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
appendingfic: eilti: This is legit. It’s actually not the same thing Because with ũ,000, that might be the money you need for rent - ๑ could be the prescription you need til the end of the month. Despite being 6.5% of the amount, it could be the
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: gingersnapwolves: natural–blues: I wish straight people knew how heartbreaking queerbaiting actually is for us. Like, you’re not just teasing a relationship. You’re dangling equal representation in front of our
did-you-kno: As WWII escalated, Lamarr was motivated to find a way to steer torpedoes by remote control using changing radio frequencies, which she called “frequency hopping,” so that the transmissions could not be jammed by enemies. She donated
emotionalmilkshake: thewritersarchive: This is an ultimate masterlist of many resources that could be helpful for writers. I apologize in advance for any not working links. Check out the ultimate writing resource masterlist here (x) and my “novel”
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
is there somewhere
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
johnprudestar:I mean it’s kind of beautiful, right? If you think about it? The fact that just because someone dies, just because you can’t see them or talk to them anymore… it doesn’t mean they’re not still in the painting. I think maybe that’s
mj-irl: escapingintoabook: As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less
helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN
thats-pretty-extreme-commander: hiddenblade-hiddennomore: captainangelofthelord: crestlessly: vitaisfrozen: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THISI TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT IT ISN’T AND NOW I’M SAD This is not okay NO THIS
stupidswampwitch: masooood: safeidgul: Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs. No. Not a male strip
swimclubboys: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO MAKE KOU-CHAN WET NOT ON SOSUKE’S WATCH
zhvli:when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual
homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
this-is-not-native: With Halloween just around the corner (yay!!), I figured it was time to bring back this rad campaign from Ohio University. There are endless cute, sexy, funny, even offensive costumes that don’t perpetuate racist stereotypes. There
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laddersoftherain: queermagicalgirls: condesces: i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do i owe the universe nothing i exist on my own terms #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
Soo I’ve realized that regardless of if Jon wants to make things exclusive or official, I’m going to be exclusive. Not only to show how much I care about him, but for me too. To know that I can do it and I’m as in control of myself and
christmasdixon: daveesstrider: joshverdi: nicolejanelle: APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door. Not sorry for all the Zelda spam. It better make the noise when you open it The noise guys it makes
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
everyonelovesrobots: constarlations: This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow. That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about ŭk+ if in mint condition so hell
brutereason: I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably
persona4: *whispers* just because i like a character does not mean that i approve of their actions here I thought that a person’s actions defined them.
It’s funny how dudes try and call out camgirls saying that dudes posting dick pics is the same as camgirls posting tits and ass. It’s not. Men scour the internet, frothing, drooling at the mouth looking for tits, ass, etc. I don’t know
#this is not a funny gifset #it’s tragic #because he tries so hard #tries so hard to act like he isn’t affected by the loss of one hand #that he isn’t broken #that he’s whole and capable #capable of doing things on his own #capable of being just
dddeath-and-decay: This Blood Lamp does not look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it!
p1unk: oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please
chadleymacguff: yogaboi: That sign language for more breadsticks I did that and my waiter did NOT bring me more breadsticks
deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
chaozus: adrianlamort: chaozus: IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!! does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever? yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit
dynastylnoire: black-geek-supremacy: be-blackstar: dominirican-mami: solarsenpai: thingstolovefor: Walgreens your worker enjoys making black customers wait 2 hours for pain medication The fact that he’s a minority himself as a “homo” disgusts
ryangoslingsource: “We constructed the bridge on the set, filled the stage with rain and fog, and we projected the actress on that gigantic screen. So the impact of the light is all real — it’s not something created by a computer.” - Denis
officialtoriko: WHAT YOUR SMASH MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU also before anyone says shit my main is mario im not one of those nerds that made their fave say like “the coolest person ever!!!”
inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like
this-is-not-eleni: rubyredwisp:Are those dresses on Game of Thrones comfortable to wear? Holy shit that is good
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
elovers: jeans that fits around your waist AND your thighs ???? its just not realistic
brandonskeie: romy7: Oh, Hello handsome! [x] This is apparently how you get a good V line, I will be doing this everyday forever now I used to have a watermark!
this may have been my bg for a while ……… c:
ithelpstodream: “I felt betrayed because something unnecessary was done to my body that I didn’t ask for,” Angela said. “It was a harmful decision made without my consent. That’s not what you should get when you are in the hospital to have a
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