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“The fact that this is my childhood bedroom weirds you out? Not that this is our childhood home or that I’m your older sister? I’m doing this because you begged for so long, so you’re not going to back out now.”
cockchomp: raphmike: I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS THE ONLY CHRISTMAS MOVIE THAT MATTERS
hypersexually: colorslashform: I do sometimes really miss my home in Seattle. Texas is… not like this !! unreal
sketchynatasking: SMITTY, HOW’D YOU GET HERE. MY HOME IS IN THE SKY.((RANDOMNESS, WOO! It’s this song, by the way. xP )) um… i just.. came up to say hi.. and.. n-nice.. m-m-moves.. i guess.. (Oh my god this is awesome ^^ Pure freaking genius
eleanorappreciates: THIS IS NOT SCIENTIFIC POSSIBLE UG, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGAlso Eleanor making unfunny puns GO HOME ELEANOR, GO HOME. Tail noms and kisses, what could be better~ MY TAIL NOMS MAKES ANYTHING POSSIBLE, EVEN IF ITS NOT SCIENTIFICALLY
Oh hey there...creepy Korean recruiter....how did you get my home telephone number...
I was home alone today, so I figured why not. This is what I would look like if I was a dancer or something, idk. I saw the dress at Value Village for like Ű. And I’m too lazy to photoshop a poptart in this time. Sorry guys :c
poise-magazine: The Magazine: Poise October 17, 2013 Section: Beauty & Health Titles: 5 Reasons NOT to Skip Breakfast By: Anna Banks This is the online version of a magazine from the RP “Behind the Cover” We accept OC’s! Home || Rules || Chara
yourblowjobprincess: Paint my face, big boy! (A Personal Note: I’m getting ready to go to a dinner party at a girlfriend’s place so this is likely my last post for tonight. If I’m not too intoxicated when I return home and in the mood for it,
1nstagrambabes: MY OFFER WAS ACCEPTED!!! I am going to own the cutest little 1900s home in Rochester NY! Inspection is this week.Closing date is March 31st (for those of you worrying about my safety… This is not an actual photo of the house. Just a
lareinaana: arienreign: Why isn’t anyone talking about this?http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/ Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.
opsena: THIS MAN SHOULD BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND, SPIDERMAN AND SUPERMAN. Not because he is from my home country.
My missus tells me this is me, and it’s totally, utterly and completely not! I have a cat and a dog. Not two cats!Check Mate!
renomsad: Latest artwork I did for @robotswithrayguns new album ‘Wild Style” Get it here: http://www.robotswithrayguns.com/home
My body: pls no gluten I don’t like Me: but r u sure ?? *eats all the gluten*My body: *feels like death* seriously stop with the glutenMe: but r u SuuUReeEe??? *eats all the gluten again*
I come home from my hard hours of studying and running my ass here in the heat to see this.. :/ I think im just gonna go sob in the corner of my room you guise.. WAE!?!? (;A;) *GROSS OBNOXIOUS SOBBING* Wifey is not pleased. (T^T)
jas720: masked-up: masked-up: Richard Spencer: The United States is not your real home, your ancestors didn’t build it. Gary Younge: My ancestors built it tenfold and weren’t payed for it. Richard Spencer: Its like saying African Americans built
I have given the landlord two notices to fix my toilet since Saturday, a handwritten note and a phone callMeanwhile the only thing between my toilet and constant running water is literally 2 empty pop cans and a plastic bottle
spejoku: *to the tune of Lavender Town’s theme. Staccato should be emphasized*I have a dult a d h ddoing home work is not ea syi want to stop and pet a kit tyi have a dult a d h d
badwolfrun:“He’s got a point, you know” // “Oh, Jethro, not you.”“Now, if you care to listen to my good friend Dee Dee.” // “I’m sorry, Doctor, I want to go home, I want to be safe.”
adriaugh: flusendieb: That tiny fella is Maximus Rex, a snail that somehow ended up on my shirt after I rode my bike home from work on a rainy day NO!! THIS CAN’T BE REAL. THIS IS NOT A REAL SNAIL. HOW CAN IT BE SO SMALL. HOW
askstarshot: And stay off of my property! This is not a daycare center or whatever you think my home function as! - Skye Gazer (( Not a return just yet, just had to make this for my Butters blog. It had to be done. I’m sure Adamant are gonna be okay.
ah well it took longer than usual but I hit the “I need to get out of this fucking house” moment. because my parents left food out in the open and my dog keeps trying to get at it and IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE FOOD IN A PANTRY
montybyart: Got into bike hell a few weeks ago, came home tipsy from a gig just now, and this is the result. Seriously, how can you not want to draw his hair? Makishima is immaculate.
eastern-bloc-party:Every time I see that post that’s something like “weird, but technically not a sin,” I think about being seven or eight years old and bawling to the priest that I had scaled the walls of the pantry in my home like a spider monkey
jakubsan: Happy New 2015 everyone! :)‘back home’ - the first painting of this year, obviously from my 1920+ series and 'Scythe’. this time, ‘Wojtek’ meets ‘Baśkę Murmańską’ and this is not her last word.Cheers!
broadway: But as insane as it sounds, it’s the truth. This is not my home.
jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s
cfreezy: militarygradeweed: arizonagunguy: jsantagato: illfindpeacesomewhere: So my little brother didn’t know I was coming home.. I love shit like this Fuckin allergies man. I’ve been fishing all day… and the red tide…got to my eyes…
rayfolarin:Abel went from:“This house is not a home to you…”To“This house is not a home without my baby”
apocalarious: The truth is the stars are falling, MaAnd the wolves are out quit calling, MaAnd my home has never felt this far
cdpwork: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try. this is my answer to privacy
closedeyesopenvoice: These dreams and the reality NEVER seemed so refined. Until I AWOKE the find that this h o u s e is not a home, it’s something I can not define. Don’t
strictly4mygoddess: This is not your cum in my pussy is it hubby? Well it is now that your Goddess Wife brought it home to you.
This is the view from my deck. To the left a little, not seen in this picture, are two birch trees. They’re such a vibrant yellow that when the sun is out, they’re positively glowing. It’s my favorite season. I wish it could stay like
skiesovertokyo: itwashotwestayedinthewater: this house is actually normal size and it’s my house and giant david byrne has picked it up and about to smash my home with his fucking big hands THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
queenlionesss: I’m still getting used to being on my pole at home where I don’t have enough space to climb high or spin. So I practice as best as I can but it’s not as neat as it would be if I had space. This is not a performance…just basic
shiftythrifting: I know this is from Facebook but I needed to shareCaption: “For just ษ you could have had uour own hairy orange chair. This did not come home with me. To my surprise, my husband was disappointed it didn’t.This was at a Goodwill
right before i left for work earlier, my mom’s boyfriend was about to start cooking. mac & cheese was mentioned when i asked what he was making. i pretty much threatened to beat his ass if there wasn’t any when i got home from work.
fenrirbrooklyn:“ I coming home” … Oooh no no this is not my house 😸 if you want live here you’re crazy hehe✌️#norway #vsco #vscogood #vscocam #beautiful #iphone #iphonesia #iphoneonly #jj #folk #vikings #livefolk#liveauthentic
emaaanc: Soaked in scars and stretch marks,I could not fathom symmetry,Or beauty;But a constellation of kisses,Rendered my thighs a Home,My back, a sanctuary.It had nothing to do with How it all looked;And everything to do with How it all felt.
MY OFFER WAS ACCEPTED!!! I am going to own the cutest little 1900s home in Rochester NY! Inspection is this week.Closing date is March 31st (for those of you worrying about my safety… This is not an actual photo of the house. Just a similar looking
HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT.. SURVIVE YOU’RE NOT SUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU’RE THROUGH HOW COULD I.. MAKE A MAN.. OUT OF YOU?!?!
This world is not my home
friclge: I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan We’ll this is my life sorted now :)!
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hidden-stream: bvb1123:Great! This is not how I wanted our bike ride to go! I can’t believe I wet my pants! Wet shorts, cute figure, standing in her own puddle: my hot buttons, pressed damn’ hard! She’s got to cycle home like that.
This world is not my home.
castielismycherrypie: hermionemollycharliepond: just-raowolf: edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
poodelle: 1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
so… i made this adara chibi on this site called ‘chibify’ and i am VERY close to spending a whole 50 dollars just to get this 3-inch figure of her sOBS