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One of the first motivators I made, just a silly joke based on Death Note’s “This cake is not a lie.”
damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventure time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not My favorite window!
confessionsofahornywife: wanderlust-desires: till-the-bre4k-of-d4wn: Amen;) this is so true. Not even joking. oh so very true!!! True story
drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
kalliste-crystals: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke THIS IS LITERALLY ME I SHIT YOU NOT. I HAVE 2 DAYS TO DO MY SENIOR PROJECT AHGSHGIOSGHSP
ohshit-itsohso: ribbonofheartsallover: lyquydenygma: hollowtip: aw man this is a joke she not serious yall cant be *DEAD* *DIES THEN COMEs ALIVE ONLY TO DIE AGAIN* Oh my jesus…WHY? she didnt even make it look kind of real smh. babi jesus
damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
heylmao: shut-your-tits: This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process: 1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT MOVE
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What are you dreaming about little dude? A world of happiness? Where bad stuff doesn’t happen to people? Where we can just live freely and not have to worry about judgment, hatred and violence? Me too bud. Me too. I know this blog is about dick jokes.
coelasquid:My general policy is not to post things on the internet that I would feel weird if my parents saw but every time Reaper says that goddamn line I think “why don’t I see everyone on the internet making this joke?” so I am releasing it
ze-pie: ze-pie:Yall im not even joking every time i see the rupphire kiss screenshot now i burst into tears wtffffffff im calling the police THIS IS STILL HAPPENING FOUR DAYS LATER HWAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Okay. So @seddm and I were making really mature jokes closely analyzing every pixel of Adam McArthur’s infamous “tiny package” tweet to get more context from it. Since English is not our first language (we’re both Italians), we took this as
caramelcheese: endlessnightarts: BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??! #I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real
goldfisses: otakusiren: ctrl-and-alt-our-love: olympius: after an introvert hangs out with someone for more than 2 hours Yep This is so true, like I’m not even joking. I may be a little bit extroverted, but for the most part I’m a introvert.
pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
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ivoryrosewood: kane52630: THIS IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE TOSS EM OUT https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/well/eat/romaine-lettuce-salad-food-poisoning-e-coli.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-outbreak-bn/index.html DON’T
michaelhoffman-diaries: this is one days worth of footage from michael hoffmans onlyfans No joke!(not even including his actual full length videos he posts twice a week)https://onlyfans.com/realmikehoffman
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
hundondestiny: peteseeger: Jeff Bezos in a pair of glasses and fake mustache wrote this i hope everyone knows OP is not joking because bezos literally owns washington post
straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend.
bussy4u:jd-loveme:shawnb1983:whoreshjt:free photos !everyone who reblogs this (im not joking) will get a picture of their choosing in their inbox! only rule is nothing with my face in it! any body part you want ! Hope i get some sexy picsAnything you
bewbchan: wckdart: The warmup for tonight’s stream. Zeezee’s bewbchan’s OC. Per request. Sorry for bad jokes. No i’m not. You dork. Thanks for drawing her this is amazing!!
heliolisk: busterscary: Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time. Like where did these fucking blue people come from. Why are they in space. There’s not even any fucking bending. I like how this is a joke
robbonp: commanderchrist: drac–wizard: internet-safe: gamestop: Just Gamer Things This Is A Gamer Only Joke, Don’t Even Try To Understand If You Aren’t A Gamer. I am not a gamer please explain SAWD in gamer means: So, Anyone Want Disks?
tikkunolamorgtfo: yehudigorl: i hope donald trump looks into the sun today I reblogged this because I thought it was an amusing joke and then he went and did the thing, because 2017 is not really a year but actually some French art student’s performance
luvyourselfsomeesteem: straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend. Alton Brown definitely is
sexiestmoan: sexiestmoan:the drip sticking in my tong on the 3rd photo though :p This is my last post of the year, and of this blog. Yes, i will be deleting my blog guys… it was a pleasure! xo Not deleting babes was a joke ha
loki-cat: forfuturereferenceonly: emmugh: everyone’s making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow The world is not fucking ending. Don’t you all realize that this whole 2012 ordeal is cultural appropriation and exploitation of the Mayan
trophywhore: This is literally the 8th time Porsche has talked about getting married…. And no, he’s not joking either 😕😐 I am in this position as well with Mountain Man but I wouldn’t ever marry him because of the 17 year age difference,
pinkpunkbitch: untumbl: silicunt: Friendly reminder that estrogen doesn’t change your voice so please do not make fun of trans women with non-cis sounding voices vocal training is hard thank you. This is no joke. So hard. Especially if you’re
gallopingtormaunt: I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.
vintage-katie: watre: not-yoursister: the-littlelolita: itsmerandi: And this is how it should be. Girl Code is the perfect show because it’s a bunch of diverse comediennes who can make hilarious jokes and also speak the divine truth in the same
serlorastyrel: xtalkingdreams: serlorastyrel: in news surprising absolutely no one, fox news is hosting a ferguson panel on “race in america”… composed exclusively of white people Please tell me this is a joke. it’s not
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: This is so true, it’s not what you say it’s how you say it & when you’re texting you don’t get to see or hear the emotion behind the words so you take it the wrong way like when someone is joking but you on the other
2hot2bstr8: he is seriously the sexiest fucking guy alive!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BODY HAIR OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! I JUST CAN’T♡♡♡♡♡ who is this? i need him in my life NOW. not even joking. fuckkkkk.
bbg2013: stuff4steph: bbg2013: Freshly fucked, this should be a great day! 😋 Ok, this is a joke right!?!? How had I not found you on here sooner? You are HOTTT!!! I’m all real…..
sexiestmoan:sexiestmoan:the drip sticking in my tong on the 3rd photo though :p This is my last post of the year, and of this blog. Yes, i will be deleting my blog guys… it was a pleasure! xo Not deleting babes was a joke ha
gallopingtormaunt:I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.
my mom is so nice like?? so dude I’m seeing is aight. pretty nice, treats me and buys shit for me and I’m pretty sure he adores me which I’m cool with because like since when does this happen? so yesterday I was kinda/not really joking
whoevencarestbh: arsludicra: I think Beyoncé should sample this on her next album This is actually inspirational. Not even joking.
voyeurhour: this is one of those posts you scroll down for an explanation and god decides not to give you that satisfaction The original post had a link: http://luckypeach.com/how-to-make-a-ham-rose/. It is, luckily, a joke.
wsbuckybarnes: giraffepoliceforce: popemarina: mistyslay: fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse
artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders (true for all
giraffepoliceforce: popemarina: mistyslay: fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making
bitchesartandpokemon: laviedemlled: kanyewesticle: LMFAOOOOO😂 I felt a way reading this. People who know nothing about supporting children need not make jokes about what it takes. Daycare itself is about 600 a month, so…. the guy is sarcastic
spatialheather: pomatos: retrogradedesigns: Stripe project WIP! Normally I’m not a big fan of stripes, but this design really grew on me as I worked on it They said I couldn’t do it in 2.5 yards. Jokes on them I even had left overs Is that a
cynicalmoose: Celestia x Cake. The most passionate romance. omfg… this is one of the best things. One of my favourite ships XD I’m not joking either! I love this. ffffff <3 I love that she loves cake so much it’s causing her to
seriousjones: 9imnotcreative8: seriousjones: I’m not sure if there’s a hidden joke in this but I do know this is heresy well lookie here, bros. looks like we got someone who doesn’t know that feel
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
