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thickmilkshake: I’m horny mom of two with huge sexual appetite. This is my secret blog where I’ll be sharing my sexual fantasies. I like both men and women, I’m constantly horny and wet and am open to all kinds of sexual experiences. Please reblog
thiscouldbe-your-daughter: I’m horny mom of two with huge sexual appetite. This is my secret blog where I’ll be sharing my sexual fantasies. I like both men and women, I’m constantly horny and wet and am open to all kinds of sexual experiences.
zorrasamateur: I’m horny mom of two with huge sexual appetite. This is my secret blog where I’ll be sharing my sexual fantasies. I like both men and women, I’m constantly horny and wet and am open to all kinds of sexual experiences. Please reblog
southerngirlsselfshots: I’m horny mom of two with huge sexual appetite. This is my secret blog where I’ll be sharing my sexual fantasies. I like both men and women, I’m constantly horny and wet and am open to all kinds of sexual experiences.Please
So….Partners? You keep using that word. This is all sorts of wrong, and Cinder is somehow becoming a troll, but I’M ROLLING WITH IT.
I showed my mom Overwatch because I thought she would like the diversity in the characters. She was impressed, though she said she wished there was an female African American character (who wasn’t a robot). So I decided to draw one. This is Oya, a mercena
darbesaurus: whorville: My only talent is breathing I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
possumpogo: turnuptheamptoeleven: keeppthevibe:Gay marriage and straight marriage is like bikini tops and bras: they’re the same exact thing but only one is socially acceptable in public. *drops mic* I told this to my mom’s boyfriend and he had
birooksun: indiedrone: kateordie: indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
fettl3:This is my friend’s girl and I really just love a goth mom. Posting here to boost please consider at least ŭ. Having been raised by a young (also goth) single mother, we hit real lows and nobody ever had our backs. It is so hard to ask for
hallowqeen: this is my favorite quote from my mom
benzocainekisses: wytchcrvft: furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay
fuckyeahtattoos: this is my second tattoo a few hours after it was done. it’s a birthday gift from my mom. i just really love manatees. c: BUHHHHH I LOVE IT.
I don’t know if you guys are aware, but this is my childhood friend Brown Dog. My mom got him as a baby shower present. He’s traveled with me on every major trip I’ve gone on ever since.
savarend replied to your post “Blythe and I headcanon Jean with two moms and roughly three sisters….” marco is just sitting there like “yes, this is my design” He’s like. Laid out, too. Wearing sunglasses and a bathing suit.
skullp5: when u know the way ur dad acts is because of his own unresolved issues/trauma but at the same time u know u dont deserve to be treated the way ur being treated but u cant do anything abt it
feminartistry:I’m going to a baby shower tomorrow and I just finished assembling my very favorite thing to give expecting mothers (this is also a great idea for 2nd or 3rd babies, when they already have a lot of what they need) (this or DIAPERS. ALWAYS
Also - still thrilled by the fact that Mary Elizabeth McGlynn voices Connie’s mom and this is my obligatory fawning fan post about how happy this makes me
I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants to go and its Mother’s Day so that’s what we’re going to do. So I’ll probably be offline for most of the day (I’d probably be offline anyway since its Mother’s Day) but who
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
deadlydinos: This is my favourite of those photos because it’s like “Oh dear god this thing could eat me in a single bite” “Ugggggh it’s just another MOM”
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
imabrickshithouse: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this #I told this to my mom’s book club leader and he didn’t find it so funny LOL
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
themarkster09: kokaliaris: dumbfangirl: THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME my mom thought I was watching porn always reblog
we-are-team-free-will: sleepy-spirits: did i tell you guys how i changed all the woords i could think of to “nyoom” on my moms phone THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST OF ALL TIME
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
45lover: I’m horny mom of two with huge sexual appetite. This is my secret blog where I’ll be sharing my sexual fantasies. I like both men and women, I’m constantly horny and wet and am open to all kinds of sexual experiences. Please reblog and
I know its not Thursday but this is my aunt. The women in the back. She is the best Aunty I’ve ever had. @ninasaechao mom #fightcancer #believe #staystrong #weloveyou #family #bloodisthickerthanwater
soccer-mom: screwsociety: lame-waves: i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ?? “I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it” THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
princessharumi: avatarskorra: “You missed the turn!” “What are you doing?! Sit down!” HE’S SUCH A MOM OK BUT SERIOUSLY AFTER THE KORRASAMI REUNION THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE EP, Mako is a big platypus-mother-bear
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
intrajanelle: since everyone in my family is old enough to know santa isn’t real this year my mom decided to wrap our presents and stick them under the tree instead of going through all the trouble of pretending they appeared magically in the middle
tigerfan371: This is my prim and proper mom. She puts on such a show in public. At home she’s a real slut. Ever since she saw my cock hard she can’t keep it out of her holes. I’m not complaining. She’ll do anything I ask. It’s the best feeling
abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should’ve added
Last night I dreamed that I was in Heaven trying to save everyone in there from any threats that Earth imposed on it. I found this incredibly odd, because I didn’t remember dying and all of my friends were there… all of them. After defeating
white-irish-rose: mattpichette: ninjalaptop: inthatinstantwewerealive: Old meets new Wow, this is really cute. Just the contrast between the era styles are so interesting. Couldn’t resist reblogging. I just showed this to my mom because I thought
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
cougars-and-milf-s-e-x: Hey, This is my blog and here you�ll mostly see the stuff i like, i absolutely love imagining my mom getting fucked by a big guy specialy black but big will do.
thicklatinasbest2: hands down the best submission I’ve EVER gotten! why? because this is my favorite… latina with a stretch marked mom belly in ALL her glory unafraid of showing it all off… if you have a body like this show it off! @latinamariaslut
verstimmt: darbesaurus: whorville: My only talent is breathing I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron” 100% me.
elizabuns: janemba: ruki-ye: This is my fav child ever I’m the mom Protect Little Black Chubby Kids 2015 Go Robert YOU IS FLEX I BLE!
mymassivemeat: Here is a brand new dickshot. Made this while my mom was sitting in the living room with my girlfriend. Would be honored if you would post it on your blog & make me famous!Kik: judgemydick
seraphicleanings:lozlemon:lol this is my tweet! i go viral across platforms but i’m literally still struggling to get donations for myself and my terminally ill mom. pls help
mostlycatsmostly: GRAPHIC WARNING - URGENT SIGNAL BOOST furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding
soggymoistmeat: blackdenimjeans: My mouth is sore cuz you be on that phone
mignwillfofo: Stylish Sweatshirts Collection I Don’t Believe In Humans Alien Go To Hell My Mom Says I’m Pretty So Fuck You This Is My Too Tired To Function Sweatshirt DOGS BEFORE DUDES Hangry NASA Worldwide Shipping!
sir-doge-swaggington: soccer-mom: screwsociety: lame-waves: i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ?? “I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it” THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER Immortalize
kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called her name &
