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“Fuck baby, my tits are absolutely massive…. Remember when this bra used to fit me? Now it doesn’t even hide my nipples! I’m spilling out everywhere! And… All I can think about is growing bigger…” Anonymous&rs
As in “Oh God, now I realise that having my throat used as a cunt is what I’ve been looking for all my life.” I need a girl like this.
rickdlca: ptinico: cribcrawler: paddedtails: -REBLOG- if you are or want to be a 24/7 Diaper Boy *crinkle crinkle*PaddedTails.com My life! Yes i am like any baby boy This is a fair representation of my BF Alex now. I am so pleased.
gettingstuffed: I love seeing others using the same toys that I own. This is mostly because I can better imagine what it feels like. For the first time in my life though, I have somone to explore my kinks with, so now there’s a whole new dimension
ibuzoo: The secret history for @aramisky I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.
ohmonah: THIS IS SUPER LATE MINUTE NOTICE BUTI JUST MOVED TO LA. MY LIFE IS A MESS RIGHT NOW. I’m going to be at anime expo aa H66-67. I have new sticker sheets, shirts, and prints. bring me ice coffee. I love you all. goodnight.
alexvx: like i said before, i need play piercing sex in my life. like right now! OKAY. what the fuck. this is the fucking creepiest….. like. is it interesting or disgusting or painful. like whut. .-.
tooaya: davidandthellapasllaly: inka-chan: ask-ooc-jack: lord-nightmare: -is now wildly attracted to every character-)) ((IT HAS APPEARED AGAIN IN MY LIFE *cries tears of happiness*)) “OH NO MUN AND HER HARRY POTTER FEELS” THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
i-want-to-be-her-bitch: femalesupremacycaptions: Now that we’re married, this is the predominant way we’ll be having sex hubby. Get used to it. I could get used to it real fast. My hope for the rest of my life
shaniawolf: susannaholmes: blaperture-mesa: gimme-a-shot-of-whiskey: countrigirlatheart: well isnt this nifty:) WIFI! IT HAS WIFI! WIIIIFFFFFIIIIIII NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL CAMPING MY. LIFE. COMPLETED.
memewhore: This is a major problem for me, I’m turning 50 soon and I’m only just now starting to develop into my own person. My whole life, I’ve had no identity.
your-submissive-little-slut: laced-up-and-spanked: I need all of this asap please This is all I need in my life right now
The wedding set is making progress. I should be able to finish it sometimes this week! Finally! Sorry for being this lazy, there’s just so much going on in my life right now. I don’t have the slightest idea what to do with Twi yet, though!
relatablepoetryandquotes: “I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.” - Donna Tartt, The Secret History
bdsm-place: needtlc:Yes Sir this is not a game, it is now my new life and its where I belong Yes you do ;)BDSM-PLACE UK.and Archive
catsudeku:gwengrimm:flugelwhisper:catboy-elias-bouchard:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:a productive what now?like I’m sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. “we are all living
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osunism: ahebkoevhalev: osunism: osunism: So someone outed me to my family and now I’m probably going to be homeless soon. No car, no furniture, my life is just really getting shittier. Luckily I have the option of killing myself and ending this
catsudeku:gwengrimm:flugelwhisper:hjartasalt:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:adventures-in-poor-planning:a productive what now?like I’m sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. “we are all living
diontaestumblerofidontknow: ifuckingloveyoubro:slothtier: ultrafunnypictures: How I imagine college students during finals As a college student I can confirm that is exactly how college students are during finals My life right now. This is truly
enemygentleman: Zac Efron will reportedly star in a Baywatch movie. My life is now complete. WIP. Needs to be cleaned up, lines removed, chair fixed, body hair refined, bulge modified but all in all this makes my dick hard so…SUCCESS ;)
yourpsychoticex: basedfuckboy: houseofthegolem: theglorifiedloser: now THIS is a prank. dude, i’d fuckin GO FOR IT I’ve waited my whole life for a moment like that My years of training would be paying off
artemiese: “I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.”The Secret History as a ‘50s film classic
oneiriad:thesaltofcarthage:rongzhi:English added by me :)meanwhile, the cat is like “I am living my best life right now, I am coming back as a cat in a Buddhist monastery at least four or five more times”This is the start of a story, where the tiny
needtlc: Yes Sir this is not a game, it is now my new life and its where I belong
drifloon: this 3DS does not have anywhere that i can hang my kawaii mamegomas my life is now over i thought it had two phonestrap holes on it
violentvoices: oreides: fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try. how about you fucKING SHUT UP This is so fucking relevant to my life right now, because I have less than that to eat.
stunnerpone: stunnerpone: Ash is a sexy trap boi now?! I might need to watch the anime! ♥ Lol but seriously, I just saw this on facebook with no context at all. Anyone knows what is going on? I’ve never been so disappointed in my life ever </3
how-i-met-my-otp: th3dalton: nicestrokepam: this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now. My life perfectly right here. literally all of tumblr
xxxx52: Commission. Story by client (futadom)— This is amazing. I’m happy now. Really I am. You might look at where I am and think that I’d hate my life. Friend, you’d be wrong. My name was James Redman. I was a pretty big member
aceshouseofcards: I needed a little pick me up doodle before I go into this next coming week while simultaneously telling myself I don’t need to have everything in my life figured out right now. Hopefully this motivational koala is helpful to some
kaijutegu: magweno: ohitsjustgreg: localstarboy: Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2 “Aww they got him da- OH SHIT” - Me This is all anyone is talking about right now in my life I have never rooted
sbmisstaylor: gemini–goddess: This is a lesson I’ve learned recently over the last couple of years. My fiancé cheated, I was devestated. I now come to realize that it was one of the biggest blessing in my life. I’m happier, I make a shit ton
grinningmoonlight: s0lvingsecrets: SO THIS FUCKING HAPPENED, WE WERE JUST TAKIN SELFIES AND IDK ONLY SPIDER I WILL EVER REBLOG IN MY LIFE BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYalso, i am now forever traumatized by pillows
airbenderedacted: gracekraft: The game Hatoful Boyfriend Holiday Star ruined my life and now whenever I see a character in royal garb especially one with a somewhat avian appearance I can only think of The King/Ousama and this happens. THIS IS SO
colethecolossus: floozys: i’m not over exaggerating when i say this is the most important vine of 2014 My life is complete now
bl1ndgh0st1es: m spoopybro: I usually don’t do this, but the reasons why I am are very important. My life situation right now is stressful and very frustrating, but I’m trying my best to cope. It’s difficult for me to say, and I’m REALLY
vondell-swain: vondell-swain: hey hey what the heck there can’t be a thing this cute, how the heck what is going on here great now literally every cute thing i see for the rest of my life will be comparatively less cute because i have seen this image
memeufacturing: skyekitty: memeufacturing: me *discovering a gaming youtuber who is funny*: haha im glad i found a person who says funny things while they play games!!! now it is only a matter of time until i discover a video where they say something
danisnotonfire: OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would
submissiveinclination: November is gone now. Poof! One day, twenty four hours, and a whole month is over; a new one on its way. This month has brought so many changes to my life and change scares the hell out of me! Well, here goes nothing… It’s
the-worlds-got-me-dizzy-again18: evocativeloquence: use your hands and my spare time I feel like this is a time line from when I was a kid, slowly progressing through my life till now.
die-hijikata: 12.08 | happy 10th anniversary gintama manga
katbaaabyy: takeshifilipino: loriex33: x3sarahjoy: (via raydonghyunkim, fuckyeahpink) this is how my life is right now. pretty good
So thankful that I finally have a car of my own! No more sharing cars with my parents or having to worry about finding rides. Haha had my license forever and now I have a car. It sucks though that the one I was eyeing was already sold but this one is
luvyourselfsomeesteem: biscuitsarenice: 1940s America I rarely get to see moving pictures of black ppl from this early of an era in just everyday life. It’s so wild because my mind is telling me to associate these images with now but they’re from
dominantbride: heavenslilbadboy: Valentina Mishina I’m glad I had you install this throne in my living room, hubby. It helps reinforce your lowly station on my life. It is also a comfortable place to sit while you worship at my temple. Now bring
nayx: *goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
kristinnoeline: sloanfinley: dannielle: life today. i can’t stop watching this. i can’t stop laughing with my entire face. This is an absolute perfect summary of how I feel right now, and how I felt this morning, and how I felt last night, and
eastcoastheartsouthernsoul: cannabisbliss: purlpeiris: Can this be the new universal sign for that? Yes. This. this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion. Wow…my life in gif form right now.
speedforcelesbian: me w/ male villains: this fucker needs to die right now immediately listen i’ll fuckin do it myself if i have to me w/ female villains: there she is…my darling my dear the love of my LIFE
