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AAGGH! I’m jumping for joy right now, because somebody went to the theater and brought these playing cards home for me. ♥ I love how Christoph Waltz is the king. Django Unchained will be my first time to the theater since last year.
illysissy: karla01tv: timber4sissy: shelly-dresser: boiclitty: Actually my last video for a while, seems like the sissygasm community has died down a lot to the point where it’s not really fun anymore, it was nice! Oh how delicious! xx This is
jebiwonkenobi: #This is kind of how I imagine things going #Derek pretends to be super mysterious and everyone goes along with it because his whole family died
maryantionette: roliepolieoliescolon: fuckbitchezgetm0ney: suckybl0g: isighnomore: ungrateful shits of the world literally infuriates me Go die. OH MY GOD. I can’t even explain how ridiculous this is. If I got a fucking iPhone or car for Christma
unvivid: i think this is a translation of a south american poet’s suicide note. i know she wrote a lovely short one before her departure, describing how she was going to get lost in the waves and die where she was happiest. i think i’ll do that too.
ten0uttaten: that-kid-matt-biller: whenthefire-dies: furose: grimyboy: HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!Babies are amazing what WHAT THE
talldorkhandsome: How funny to see these pics on Tumblr - this is my BFF’s ex-lover Jeff who died (he used the name Brad Peters in porn) (via TumbleOn)
aniyalayt: thereverendpuck: hatewizard: blorgblorgblorg: hatewizard: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN I think the grossest thing about this is the legos the legos were just used
thegoddamazon: and-rohan-will-answer: ten0uttaten: that-kid-matt-biller: whenthefire-dies: furose: grimyboy: HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathe
clype: unabating: How Animals Eat Their Food this is my fav thing omg. I just fuckin died!!!!
moofrog: theboredlass: This is the story of how I died. Slow clap it out Christa
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the-feminist-nerd: the-cringe-channel: rehgasus: ranty9000: devilsbathboys: thanks-for-the-scarf: is-doitsu-an-instrument: party-wok: whatevernathan: Never forget I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing. Notice how after Dashcon,
questions-for-peachy: Peachy: C-camie?! H-how did you- Camie: Long time no see Peachy-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I’ve got a surpriiiiiiiiiise for you~ Peachy: ?!?!?! Feat: @thefireboundmage OH MY GOD IM DYING OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BUT
czech-hunter-biden:bettedavisgf:still contemplating how donald trump didn’t die from covid this is so narratively unsatisfyingmaybe he did in the Spanish dub?
6bcome1: aprilvodka: Young Gikwang running around with a dog/cat on his butt, crying! LMFAO :D ;___________________________________________________________________;
i took the stars from my eyes & then i made a map
univcrse: univcrse: signal boost: there are massive floods in kerala, india because of the monsoons. 77 people have died. here’s how you can help. the death toll has passed 350. this is one of the worst natural disasters we’ve faced and they’ve
jimwh0rrison: i’m dying bc of how accurate this is
the-butchriarchy:you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking
iticaboopsyou: one-time-i-dreamt: I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying. I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that this is only
vacidicar: spadenightmaren: what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life Why is this not getting around faster
kittentoots: skyeicarus: tsyolin-sounds: bvids: Forgot about how hilarious this is. One guy verses CS bots. Oh my God, I’m dying Where’s the bomb? Where’s the bomb? Where’s the bomb? Where’s the bomb? Where’s the bomb? Where’s the
jack–mcnally: This is a joke about how Stalin died. Stalin had a stroke in the morning, he couldn’t get out of bed. His goons were too afraid to wake him up because they would either get yelled at or killed. No one went into Stalin’s room after
8bitrevolver:I’m sorry but here is some more cats on Snorlax because I am dying from how adorable this is
babyfairy: sass-effect: this is my dreamthis is how i want to die @nintendogamegirl
mako-no-haru: ruthless-commander: looow-tus: ifeel-tabul0us: As a volleyball player, this is exactly how shit feels like NEVER DIED SO BAD IN MY LIFE 😂😂 Legendary. I will never not reblog this
yakasukix: finthefish: opkomstfout: yoccu: theyre watching the discovery channel oh my god I really love this piece so much look at how much attention Equius and Nepeta are paying and Jade is just being cute overall “I think Jade is going to die
saintanic: xenons: kingofshoottheshit: shoulderblades: nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi. exactly how i want to go out jesus crying my eyes out holy bawls this is so fucking funny SCREW YOU KEN!
tokissjustlikeawhisper: ticklesthesomething: Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was alive
ticklesthesomething: Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was alive (save probably the werewolf,
wentworthsbitch: benpaddon: ayethatgirlrithany: sexysalomonandthecurtainchild: This is exactly how physics does not work. Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
snorlaxatives: markwhiteisgay: snorlaxatives: live fast die young bad squirrels do it well This is so relevant right now how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious
8bitrevolver: I’m sorry but here is some more cats on Snorlax because I am dying from how adorable this is
koncreates: ticklesthesomething: Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was alive (save probably
therosequeeen: 221bitssmallerontheoutside: farronscares: do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is
ecumenicalseeker: ramavoite: curious-commodities: submariet: VAN EYCK IM SENDING THIS TO MY ART HISTORY TEACHER /dying I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HELPFUL THIS IS
bakerstreetbabes: nellucnhoj: bee Tumblr — Twitter — Facebook — Instagram — Buy my books — Support me on Patreon I died of how cute this is I think this will make you giggle :p
bulletformychemicalhorizon: ticklesthesomething: Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: ticklesthesomething: Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was
noneedforshirts: enoemos: SURPRISE!!!! I just died. This is exactly how I want to look. His chest is amazing!!
thehimbogamer: seychelles- asked: Good morning! Um how about America trying to brush Iggycat but he’s being too difficult to? Holy shit I’m dying LMFAOsahdjhsjda This is way better than what I pictured ffffff thank you so much for this ;u;
jemmaskywalker:golden globes 2009 // oscars 2016 (insp.) this rips my soul in two. it makes me so happy that i want to die. that may seem counterintuitive but it’s not because literally nothing could ever make me happier than seeing this can. these
it’s feeling so tired that you just want to stop living because that is the only kind of rest that could possibly help i can’t wait to die and be done i wish I was exaggerating how fucking shitty it feels but this is the kind of exhaustion
earthshaker1217: livinghopelessly: will-x-vi: kineticpianox: bobertlutece: this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to experience it 🤣 I honestly wasn’t ready for how funny this was 😂😂😂 i kept dying every time
redslug: The fog covering the lands moths originate from led to entire armies losing their way and dying where nobody would find them. Meanwhile the locals can fly through it and easily reach their target. How this is done is a secret to everyone but
allhailweegee: ludwigvonfuckwit: wentworthsbitch: benpaddon: ayethatgirlrithany: sexysalomonandthecurtainchild: This is exactly how physics does not work. Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS
cornerofthemind: iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react this is my favorite thing
weirdlyprecious: The Three-eyed beastpage 7Almost there guys, only two pages left! Also, I noticed some of you guessing how this new page was going to be, and now I believe we have some sapphires infiltrated on Tumblr. Please, if you know when SU is
vicroc4: brasstothegrass:This is my favorite war story “Ach, Hans, die Allies vill never guess zat our neue airbase ist not real!”Meanwhile, over at SHAEF:“Hey, Jack, look at this! The dumb Krauts are building a fake airbase.”“How about we
pizza-bagel: kana-harten: Guys, remember how before her mother died, Mrs. Ackerman carved their clan symbol into Mikasa’s wrist? On the cover of the 13th volume, Mikasa covers it by wrapping it. I gotta feeling about this. GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
babygirlsub22: baby-make-it-hurt: naked-yogi: cloudinyourbluesky: i hate the term “pro life” like if you think it’s better for pregnant people to die than have abortions, how the fuck are you pro life PRO LIFE IS NOT PRO LIFE, PRO LIFE IS ANTI
