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This is super weird. As a kid, I used to think about this on the swing set.
This is so me…I love to work the cock with my Massage Therapist hands and I get so very excited when I know my partner is about to cum…I know I am going to be rewarded with my sweet salty milk…I can’t help but smile so very
So I was thinking…I want to post a picture of myself on here…but at the same time I really want to keep my anonymity…but at the same time I want to be able to do this for you guys kind of as a little thank you for being so great and all…like…I
susiebeeca: He knows how lesbians work—he’s seen anime! HE’S STILL GOING: aslkdjfhaslkjdhfaslkjdhfaslkjdhf HE BLOCKED ME!!! The same guy who wrote this several days ago……whining about how people who block others without letting them
Sometimes when i get so hungry….i imagine eating food. I just started thinking about how good it is savoring the last bite. Rolling it around in your mouth. Letting it cover all the pallet zones on your tongue, sampling its sweet and tarts…
THIS IS AN IDOL DIET. LOL
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
jakemorph: now listen up you hecking sillies because i KNOW you americans dont have THIS so im going to tell you about my favourite bunch of frickin beans from fawlty towers basil fawlty is basically the leader of the bunch and hes sooooo angry on the
vampyrrhicvictory: My drow boy Innocent, who was raised on the surface. (I’ve only written 80k about this kid so far…)Also, an attempt at a background! Trying for sort of a fake anime cap look.
This is one of the videos I was talking about that go with the photoset of me wearing all those tight shirts.
fumbledeegrumble: bogleech: rekkafist: chefpyro: kezan-raven: mad-top-hatter: i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
afk:Friend: OMG you should watch this new show it’s so goodMe: Is it on Netflix? Friend: No its on TV Me: I ain’t never gonna watch that shitty ass show
dumbledorethedragonborn: kinglordbryan:This is the face of the man you always knew existed but never wanted to think about. rageomega
thetoxicdarkness: the amity affliction - give it all my edit, the pic is from the booklet of let the ocean take me please don’t remove the credit
magicbuffet:rodneykong:shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license saving the ozone layer one anxiety at a time
hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing
hoegay:have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??
bumbleshark: bumbleshark: crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point. me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible.
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
lace-and-cotton: Things I do not care about:your weightyour GPAyour education or job statusyour incomethe size of any body partThings I absolutely care about:how nice you are to othershow much you love animalsif you will not judge me for how much I eatif
sitcomlesbian: me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
gingerhaze: Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my favorite things that has ever happened to me.
joanmuthafuckinwatson: all this blog cares about atm is aggressively promoting tony x rhodey
queenannika: unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet
internetexplorers: never ask me for boy advice bc my only advice ever is “kill him” and that could potentially get you into a lot of trouble
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
therandominmyhead: Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
arminjagers: tfw ur having really disturbing intrusive thoughts but ur around other people so you have to pretend ur fine and ur just
chiipls: tendax: medi-jay: @chiipls @chiipls The fact that two people have quoted me … Im feeling so attacked rn ………
new blog @ phoenix-lkki
deafmic: i love mic so fucking much
ffxv:ffxv:no more carrd If you wanna truly get to know me then play the uncharted seriesactually. i’m curious now is there a piece of media (a tv show, a movie, a game, etc.) that you feel this way with? like if you told someone to consume it it’d
queen-breha-organa:queen-breha-organa:Support your besties when they are being little haters. It is good for the economy My bestie, randomly texting me: So fucking get this-Me, instantly:
nyctaeus: M.G.T Studio. ‘Head Shots of Hand Models’, 2014 Portraits of famous hand-models. Shot by Oli Kellett & created by Alex Holder. ““Nina is a hand supermodel and is Kate Moss’ hand double, she moisturises her hands about 30 times
mettatontrash: “some people dont think [unattractive british actor] is hot??? well [image of unattractive british actor] does [image of unattractive british actor] this [image of unattractive british actor] change [image of unattractive british actor]
drunk-terminator: let me remind you that i can make an entire photoset about Gintoki using his ass as a scabbard.
stravaganza: banderboucher: it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm everyday is a sunday
kingjaffejoffer: “you talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used”🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄This fucking goober This cannot be real. Tell me this isn’t a real letter
so i’m watching this video about the Japanese love industry, or a host club (not the ouran host club but really really similar) and wow,Japans way of love is sort of weird and boggle my mind a bit
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
i need to move about and explore, but inevitably i end up missing the people i need close to me. travel leaves my plants behind to die and dust to collect on my favorite books. it’s hard not to just leave because there are things that tie me down,
#2- Every time I see a piece like this I get caught up thinking about what your permanent mark will look like. I look forward to the day you take me and have me inked. The mark will be stunning, I am sure. Something suitable for ourselves, but yet
DAY 5 My gfs coming over to dominate me after five days without cumming, this is everything she told me to lay out including two sissy outfits heels and wig along with tons of toys to tease torment and torture me with. Only two more weeks and about six
nedroidcomics: typette: TIME FOR KITTEEENNNSSSS aaaahaha I love that little tabby one, that little goddamn troublemaker ahaha cuteness overdose It is impossible to be sad while watching this
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
midnattenswidunder: There is something immensely hilarious about this. DUDE. Please let me hang out with you. You are the greatest wingman of all time.
zinf: boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious* me: right… anyway
housewifeswag: this really makes me happy. I’m so thankful that domestic violence is being talked about more.
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
fandomdeluxe: puckish-agent-of-change: shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at This is serious.
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, we aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that wear shorts with our asses hanging out. We care more about music than popularity. We are the girls who have laughing fits without
stephenmccranie: This essay is kind of the second part of an essay on taste that can be read here: http://doodlealley.com/2012/10/01/taste-is-your-teacher/
Hahaha, I just wanted to give this a try. Anyone is welcome to do it as well!
benepla: adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello?me: hey adventure timeadventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok?me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something)adventure time: are you drunk?me: i was just thinking about
aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL AAAAAAAA “are you in the voltron fandom?” i greatly enjoy about 1.12% of it if thats what youre asking
for my final film, I’m making a silly little thing about some things ive seen while at the gym (obviously exaggerated for comedic effect, ima have the deja vu song play at one time and i got a pare of shorts that says ‘art thou nasty’ in there
This is le me, being renaissance hipster and such. From last year’s celebration of 800 anniversary of founding of my city. One comment on dA reminded me about it. Assassin’s Creed, anyone? :D Renaissance will never be the same for me after
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