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This is what the first line of my life story would be.
This is like the notebook from Death Note, except the person whose name is penned on one of the pages, will be punched in the face 6 minutes and 40 seconds later. And like Death Note, it never runs out of paper, which is good because there are a lot
sunflowerlesbian: This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:
ace-nb: dogs-run: thebisexualblogger: tinyorangeskateboard: calippygian: plumbat: captain-rel: perpugilliam: lizawithazed: mechabre: this is so incredibly important to me holy shit an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT
Me, when tumblr gets a hold of a meme and starts overdoing it and ruining it:
simonbitdiddle: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. “Do you have any plans?”
prospectkiss: iwritebetterthanispeak: maruthor: writingsofateenageshadowhunter: imaginesjoker: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. This is 110% me each time
bunbijou:(girl cracks her knuckles looking at me intimidatingly) (i blush)
squishingmytum: I’ve really been thinking about subby shy feedees these days. They’re so so cute. They only want to please you and they’ll do anything you say. “My belly hurts, but if you want me to stuff it more I don’t mind.” “Is this
nsp-against-ddlg: nsp-against-ddlg: Hey uh WHAT THE FUCK. “Don’t tell anyone about me I’m a secret” REPORT HIM IMMEDIATELY, HE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO GROOM ME. –Arin @softanti @report-a-predator @fnaf-against-cgl @feferi-hates-pedos Guys
ecologistic: this always makes me think about how the earth is round, yet things are “straight”
bobbyeobu:this is me
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf
mellisadenasia: alexusl0l: slaglady:when i was acting crazy but he finally texts me back THIS IS ME the accuracy is scary
hotaliens:*tips mic* thank you for joining me this evening. this song is called, I never express my feelings so this is what it’s like inside of me. *screams for 12 hours*
margotrobbiesbf: This is it. This is how I die. Lack of attention.
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
inkgeek: misswendybird: moistyaoi: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life “this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on*I was wrong THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I think about this a lot
haveitjoeway: therisingearlgrey: kanowest: Right like tf #growingupgay This was the one for me. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY ME
This is just me disguised as me
holymotherofrowling: this is your regular reminder that dan savage, founder of the “it gets better” project, is actually an awful person and i hate his guts
allmywhining: this is me omg How I’ve felt this past week.
savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont even look at me oh my god #gandalfexmachina#JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO IS AT FAULT I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE YOU FROM THE ASK YOU JUST SENT ME AND PUT IT UP. This is much easier.
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: i will die for trans* armin arlelt
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
amoying: basically me
"This is pretty gay," I say. I'm in front of a mirror. I am pointing at my reflection. I am referring to me. I am gay.
nokmiet: but the real question is…… am i the garbage…. or is what im shipping garbage????
bhuttu replied to your post “bhuttu replied to your post “I got a Trans Feeling about one of my…” see this is why i love you (this is tay btw) you are just an honest to goodness genuine person (yes, I know! I saw you changed it yesterday
fuckmestupid: frenums: THIS IS LITERALLY ME
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
(this is your heart)
mangomangos: rat-facts: listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you? tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
lanternowl: I love being a healer. But I would not recommend giving me a mic in battle.
Me in my tweens: I will never not be into this fandomMe in my twenties: haha that was so cringe *sees old fandom fanart*
mrdsc1010: kierralondon: kierralondon: tariqah: marcitlali: this would actually be a hit on soundcloud This is playing in my mind 24/7 this is still me yOu got a proublem behtch? fuck you! youh got a proublam bahtch? FUCK YOU! Suicide Squad
cestdanielle: it-all-started-with-amouse: agenthiccupofarendelle: katsahobbit: illuminati-hottie: yourhippielove: Fox sleeping in a graveyard. Makes me wonder about reincarnation this is seriously so beautiful he misses her NO DONT YOU DARE
polyglotplatypus: frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics
komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed
ayee-daria: mytinyisabella: rudyymonroe: xnoirvoulex: blackgirlsreverything: mytinyisabella:We’re having a boy!i love how excited he is.. This was soo cute, congrats!! I want my significant other to be this happy about me having his child. 💖
wellfuckk: 14kgoldsoul: When you know your sex is good, you highkey become a pleaser and just want your partner to sit back and enjoy what you about to put on em. Don’t worry about me, I’ll get mine later. This is me
this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what
noblehouseofwolfstar: lieutenantriza: My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it This is so weird because this is my signature move at work
virid-escent: kingjaffejoffer: When the meme is too relatable Lmfaoooooo I get to work early and sit in my car just tryna get my mind right for the day, and here these niggas come up to my window talking bout shit I could care less about. This is
rays-art-rp: Found a friendHe’s adopted me as his own, and is teaching me about stars
aconitum-napellus: aspiegurl: omg its me This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.
this article...it's EXACTLY how i feel about food. it's so scary how accurate this is.
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
mothurs: me: *constantly thinks about dying in order to avoid all of my problems*me: this is fine
justgot1: the-ill-doctor: aubscares: thesubversiveatheist: People who have to wear reading glasses occasionally complaining about how blind they are. -_- THIS IS TOO REAL -People reacting to your prescription with genuine horror, exclaiming at how
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
fuckingkisses: french: I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I develop crushes easily. I hate myself but
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
plisetskis: me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt
theyellowbrickroad: i love gaining the approval of cats it makes me feel validated
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
lettheladylead: cynical brain: having lena live with violet was an easy way to get her out of the main cast and not have to worry about her throwing off the hdlw standard family dynamicbetter brain: lena has a HOME and a FAMILY and a SISTER and no more
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