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guayabaprince: witchcrab: waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit Nothing in canon contradicts this so
hey. this? this is a fucking problem.
the-wag: Me: I hate that tumblr is doing this, I will be sad about the loss of all my hard work over the past few years. Also Me:
just-shower-thoughts: If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot
dankmemeuniversity:
"Comrade" but in a gay way
netflixaddictedd:ziraseal:lovely-english-rose:what a week huh? I love that this doesn’t even include another Covid outbreak in the whitehouse I’M-
he's lying to u girl
angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
laikaspaceprotector:couriers-mile:Soon may the wellerman comeyour brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do, so much to seethe name of the ship was the billy of tea
angelslant:tumblr is so like. meaningless. just clicking around. reading lil poem fragments. reblogging things just bcuz the vibe is good. seeing the same paintings on the dash 5 times in a day. making my little 2 note posts. love it here.
tibby:i think tumblr is my preferred social media because it’s the website that reminds me the most of the internet from my childhood. like we are never again going to experience the internet the way it was in the early-mid 2000s when a lot of the Big
unyanizedcatboys:phantomrose96:Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually”
jessalrynn: amysnotdeadyet:stargazing-at-the-moon:thefaeriefeatherdark:I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost,
all-out-disney:queenstravelingdarling:breakingnewsin-no-oneasked-deac:coolfeistyowl:Mrs. Pots snappedMrs. Pots sick of the shit!!! i will never be over how hard mrs potts went
tikkety-tok:These unlocked some memories 😭
angstycatthatlikestea:the-real-ted-cruz:no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’sthe gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
emmamountebank:emmamountebank:cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell overtumblr, doing the bare minimum of
three–rings:thatlittleegyptologist:somecunttookmyurl:jackalgirl: somecunttookmyurl: somecunttookmyurl:december-rains: somecunttookmyurl:somecunttookmyurl:absolutely fuckin wild to me that there are people on tumblr dot gov who weren’t around for
vizivoir:i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now
owlmylove: owlmylove:owlmylove:okay so… .. . tumblrs response to 2021 is to turn their logo into a character for a calendar of obscure holidays anyway happy groundhogs day absolutely in love with the calendar of events tumblr has prepared for us
lizardlicks:ineffectualdemon:The two inexplicable things Tumblr can agree on regarding history: 1. Dragging Ea-Nasir for all eternity2. Celebrating Julius Caesar Got Stabbed Day3rd: Diogenes, “behold, a man,” quip is still the height of comedy gold.
pinkmanthedog:postsexhighfives:staff:pinkmanthedog:New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds.
brawltogethernow:Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as: carcinization Diogenes and Platocopper fraud in ancient Babylon The Cask of Amontillado unionizing color vision of shrimp Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s Maslow’s hierarchy of needs the Ides of
tikkunolamorgtfo:invaderxan:funnytwittertweets:Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruinsTumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation
petermorwood:charlesoberonn:flakmaniak:sirnekomeowinton:charlesoberonn:Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind “Well, that was unexpected,” he said insincerely.
chongoblog:Imagine you’re a huge energy company and you’re looking to consolidate smaller energy companies into your brand by buying them out. You see a smaller company that’s putting out a LOT of energy and ergo what could be considered a lot of
looz-y: osunism: tenaflyviper: rinlockhart: kingdomheartsddd: painisthecleanser: sasukehateblog: softurl: adataraxia: tinydickhaver: elphabaoftheopera: unicornfan: akiraita: undrjoyed: analienorsutin: gunpowderandspark: turtle-powered:
insomniac-arrest:Tumblr truly is the town square where peasants gather to celebrate when bad things happen to the nobilitythe Suez Canal gets blocked and loses billionaires thousands in trade money?the (British) queen’s evil boytoy finally dies at the
thefloatingstone:r–g–b:keplercryptids:tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat
variablejabberwocky:amysnotdeadyet:stargazing-at-the-moon:thefaeriefeatherdark:I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and
bigbirbenergy:big-innit-hotel:“tumblr the best social media in 2021” no. enough complacency. this site is abysmal. for the last two months desktop tag searches on my own blog returned absolutely nothing. a third of my followers are p0rnbots. to get
insomniac-arrest:drlinnerd: insomniac-arrest:Tumblr truly is the town square where peasants gather to celebrate when bad things happen to the nobilitythe Suez Canal gets blocked and loses billionaires thousands in trade money?the (British) queen’s
fucktheroyals:palavengarden:mrv3000:transtaglias:transtaglias:obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly finei went on fandom wiki at some
loverbear-butch:loverbear-butch:tumblr’s search feature is greatmy favourite part of this post being so big now is seeing countless ppl having this exact problem trying to find this post on their blogs
quietartisticfangirl: visiting-naturalist:A worrisome noteLast Friday, I transmitted the packet of my first two weeks of Tumblr observations to my generous sponsors at the Geographical Society.It is my responsibility to inform them of all of my progress;
vrabia:bogleech:commanderfreddy:as a duel hellsite citizen i feel it is important to bring news from twitter: namely that on this, the exact same day that tumblr starts trialing paywalls, twitter is trialing dislikesINVISIBLE dislikes. Dislikes that only
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
simplyfroggy:i was gonna make a joke like “oh haha normal people finding tumblr” but no, at least half the people in this video have tumblrs AND they’re directly responsible for at least one tumblr sexyman
mag200:truly nothing beats the tags on this site, bitches will be like #AFKLJLKSDJDKLF HFHHHHH hhHGHH OP wHY WOU ld yo ud o thiS I CSTN BREATHe #c: jonathan sims #f: the magnus archives #scopophobia #gore #aes: нσω ∂σ уσυ ℓσνє? ℓιкє
thefirstpaleontologist: momir: You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
watcherscrown:smithsonian-official:smithsonian-official:i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”.
cowboycostume:girl you live like this?
powerbottomblake:powerbottomblake:big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its usersthe staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed siteus, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna:
isaactheram:Academic paper called “Horse Plinko, Superhell, and Eeby Deeby: the ‘Hellsite’ and its Fascination with Damnation”
windewehn:my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,hellsite (affectionate)[ og posters: @bogleech , @delta-hexagon , @amshii , @angelsamericana , @twoheartsoneclara , @sacredstem , @muppethole , @hacked-wtsdz , @bakwaaas , @godstiel ]
nyamafriend:nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
handdrawnfantasma:error-404-fuck-not-found:jennyanythot:jennyanythot:ALTY'all ever experience Depression™️ and glue an entire pack of googly eyes to your vacuum robot?That was not its final form, by the way#biblically accurate roomba#cleans everything
homunculusgirldick:pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:demolitionwizards666:if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cyclefuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionismnow say
ostolero:reading some fucked up Tumblr post then seeing heritageposts’ date remark at the bottom like some kind of blogger rod serling to safely assure us that this is but an inert snapshot of what had been and it cannot harm us right now
carpisuns:dransnake-archived:Alright kids, we’re at the road stop of this long scrolling journey. Make sure to: - Stand up and stretch - Get a drink of water - Grab something to eat if you’re hungry - Use the bathroom if you need it - Unclench
ptsilenthill:johnadamsnotquincy:maybe-one-of-its-beams:ptsilenthill:You are insane if you think I’m going to read Yelp reviews for my blog Please give yelp reviews for this blogDaddy said I can also do this so do meSo your comment deeply bothered me
maso-kisst:@country-and-rap treated me to a butterfly knife. Still getting the hang of it
this hellsite need to stop. at this point people are just looking to be offended. i just saw someone get told to die bc they revealed a trans character in their webcomic in an insensitive way. there’s no such thing as artistic freedom on this site
how long must I endure this hellsite★
bluehairedspidey: twelveclara: u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it
vigilantsycamore:never-nevermore:never-nevermore:tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senateGET HIM BOYS
garfield-the-dealswarlock: this is my favorite image on this hellsite and it is also a description of carey fangbattle
