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thingsmydickdoes: After being stuffed in the dark most the day, the little guy sure does appreciate getting some air every now and then :] This is the cutest fucking tumblr. I’m in love

thingsmydickdoes:Can anyone guess what 2 of LDs favorite things are in the world??

missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened.

thingsmydickdoes: A little nappy after playing with his body suit

juliehen: tieenthusiast: thingsmydickdoes: A little nappy after playing with his body suit If you ever wanted creative dick pics… There you go. :-D

foxykittenn: thingsmydickdoes: The little dude absolutely loves the suds in here! He prefers original Dove bar soap best. Keeps him nice and soft. Until he wants to get hard ;] This is fucking great Lmao

$thingsmydickdoes: Someone had asked me to send a birthday message to one of their friends today. Robin? Or Robin’s friend I think??? The little dude would have delivered the message personally but he celebrated it TOO hard for you earlier today :\$

thingsmydickdoes: Someone had asked me to send a birthday message to one of their friends today. Robin? Or Robin’s friend I think??? The little dude would have delivered the message personally but he celebrated it TOO hard for you earlier today :\

thingsmydickdoes: Lucky you didn’t pull a jimmy Hendrix last night little dude! That’s it. You’re detoxing for a while. #canthandlehisliquor

onesubsjourney: thingsmydickdoes: Ho Ho Fucking Ho guys! The Little Dude was not too into his outfit at first, but after the drinky dranks came out he was feeling it more. It got a little warm while decorating the tree so he lost the jacket. I think

thingsmydickdoes: Sometimes he freaks out when taking a bath. I’m not gonna let you drown little dude! Relax! :]

thingsmydickdoes: The little dude absolutely loves the suds in here! He prefers original Dove bar soap best. Keeps him nice and soft. Until he wants to get hard ;]

thingsmydickdoes: Someone’s trying to get out to say hello!

thingsmydickdoes:Not a fast enough draw ‘lil pardner. Outtake shot of next photo set!

cuminimstoned: thingsmydickdoes: A little nappy after playing with his body suit Omfg

thingsmydickdoes: This is the first Pumpkin that I’ve let the little dude participate in carving. I told him people normally carve faces or halloween scenes into pumpkins…not just holes. “Im a dick. Not a person.” Touche LD, Touche. Happy almost

thingsmydickdoes: I keep telling him too much whiskey isn’t always a good thing. No pussy for you tonight you limp little dude. #whiskeydick

thingsmydickdoes: A little nappy after playing with his body suit

Sometimes he gets a little sick in the mornings. Maybe something he ate late at night :(

jessaround: thingsmydickdoes is basically my new favourite thing. Yay ! :]

Fuuuuuck ya he wanted to wake up! Rest of this series cumming soon!

Hangovers. Told you to take it easy last night little guy. Coffeeeeeeee

Do you even lift??? :]

I turned the little guy into an emoji

“Ummmm excuse me?….When are we going to shoot again? I kinda like it :]” Hahahah He’s so ready to get back into “The studio” hahaha Little guy loves the spotlight. Soon little dude. Very soon! :D

Ugh guys!!! This is very urgent! Has anyone seen the little dude around??? All I can find is this stupid produce! I’m so worried! :

The little dude loves his books! He wishes he could star in his own one day! :D

Did someone say stickers? So I’m going to order a few of these. I’ll let you know how they turn out! :]

When the little dude reads all the lovely messages you send him

He really wants some attention right now. Sorry little dude. Football season has officially started. Gotta cheer on my team! Maybe you’ll learn to like it this year :]

He can’t get enough of this book! Does anyone know who the author is????

Hey guys! We just received our test stickers from the printers. They look great! The little dude is bummed they’re not to scale ;) Click tmdd.bigcartel.com to get em! Anywho. Since dicks aren’t made of money…we’re doing this

You guys! Happy first day of autumn! The little dude is kinda bummed that Google decided NOT to go with his version of today’s doodle. But he won’t let that bring him down. Thought we’d share it with all you anyway! Hope you enjoy today!

When your little dude is too impatient to finish making the cake

LD! You broke it! I told you not to be so rough with these things. Ah well. At least he had a blast in the kitchen. Last cake pic! Promise! :D

So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” He wants to know if YOU know the rest of that line. Happy spooky season guys! The little dude can’t wait to show off the rest of his

What are this? What ARE this???? Little dude is so confused right now. I wonder if he knows hedgehogs are friends!

Guys! We are sorry for being so MIA this weekend. But we just finished packing up all your sticker orders and will be shipping them out tomorrow. The Little Dude got a bit to excited with packing and got himself trapped! Hahaha hes ok though. Managed

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We all know what happens next! New post coming very soon guys! Also. LD says

Preview of next photo set!

awwww He woke up in such a cuddly mood today. New sleepy set coming soon. Did I tell you someone made him some presents??? He cant wait to show them to you guys!

Hey guys! Either LD offended someone…which how the hell could that be?? hahahah or Twitter wasn’t feeling his profile pic. We have sent in an appeal, but if they are anything like Fuckbook, we will not be allowed back on. Also. We just want to say…we

How many of you I’ve run into in real life

And they have chosen mercy. Don’t worry guys and gals that hate Twitter. I will still be using tumblr as my main posting site. Twitter is just a good way to interact with you guys a bit quicker and I like using it to post progress shots. TUMBLR

Today was voting day. LD was kinda bummed I didn’t let him fill out the ballot himself. But he was super stoked about the sticker!!

missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. Awwww her little dudette matches LD’s haircut! So cute!

thingsmydickdoes: Can anyone guess what 2 of LDs favorite things are in the world??

thingsmydickdoes: Ho Ho Fucking Ho guys! The Little Dude was not too into his outfit at first, but after the drinky dranks came out he was feeling it more. It got a little warm while decorating the tree so he lost the jacket. I think maybe there was

thingsmydickdoes: SOOOOO this last weekend you might have noticed LD and I were a little unreachable. Well. We happened to be spending a couple days in the Northern California Coast escaping the Big City Life for a bit. The scenery was great! LD got

thingsmydickdoes: Can anyone guess what 2 of LDs favorite things are in the world?? 😬😬🍆💦Hahaha well I’m sure he has a few more favorite things in the world as well. But he is such a fan of these cozy new friends he gets to play with nowadays!

thingsmydickdoes: I think these Stunt LDs have been watching the videos and know what comes next. You’re kinda creeping me out with that smile Little Dude. So so cruel 😊😬💦🍌

thingsmydickdoes: missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. Awwww her little dudette matches LD’s haircut! So cute! 😊😊😊😊😬🍆😻⚡️⚡️

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