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perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve thought that message
sarahxwritesstuff: There are things that happen behind closed family doors at Christmas that your neighbours would never expect.
wayward-elf:Just a reminder that this was a thing that happened
mamaninetales: alyssa-aileen: RAPE IS A FUCKED UP THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERY TYPE OF PERSON ON THIS PLANET EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY IT IS A HUGE PROBLEM IN EVERYDAY LIFE AND WHATS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP ABOUT RAPE IS THAT THE VICTIM IS ALWAYS THE ONE
hurrrg: this is a thing that happened because i told mizuki and virus that i would draw them fricking and they would like it
tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does
triceracroptops:actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
littlewolf-cherryblossom: There were a couple of things that happened that weren't expected by myself or by Clow Reed.
gagapocalypse: hikkomijian: I’ve noticed this thing that happens that whenever one of my friends gets a tumblr, they almost always have no idea what they’re doing and it makes me cry so here’s a guide for all you newbies out there Eww this
superethanworld: Okay, what is it with Serkets treating Jake English like absolute shit?First Aranea forcing him to use his powers without his consent for her own deeds and now Vriska is telling him that he is worthless loser.SOMEONE GIVE THIS POOR KID
lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic
passiveprince: i like tsuritama because no one dies and the worst thing that happens is that everyone starts dancing
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
So I’m going to make a nsfw blog because I need to talk about things that happen in dmmd but I also don’t want my irl friends to judge me if they ever check tumblr lol I guess if any of my followers want to follow that blog you can message
So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection
redscudery: saunteringvaguelydownwards: decemberpaladin: sizvideos: Video I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits. “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
saunteringvaguelydownwards: decemberpaladin: sizvideos: Video I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits. “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When
Miley Cyrus - Paper Magazine (2015)“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult, anyone over the age
doctorslippery: kamikaze-kumquat: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared.
galadrielles: Do you have a message for people who suffer with bipolar disorder? Oh, yes. You can outlast anything. It’s complicated, it’s a job, but it’s doable. One of the greatest things that happened for me was that psychotic episode. Having
meiitantei: REMINDER: JUST BECAUSE THE TITLE SAYS, “LAZY,” YOU DON’T HAVE TO STUDY AT ALL. THAT’S INCORRECT. I’m not the “model student” everyone wanted to be, but these made my grades better.High school is the best thing that happened
handsomedogs: Hi! This is Charlie, in this picture hes about 3 months old. He finally learned how to sit still so that mommy can make a nice picture. He’s a dachshund/chihuahua cross and one of the best things that happened to me in a long time.
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
coffeerunrun: saunteringvaguelydownwards:decemberpaladin: sizvideos: Video I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits. “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens
lady-master: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That Happen on this Show
my-waywardson: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That Happen on this Show
regenerador: im not even kidding that’s an actual thing that happens
karnoire: monsieurpaprika: synnesai: ceriene: my-life-is-strange: So this was a thing that happened and every time I look at that first photo I start sobbing grossly. Archie found the sign in Barnes and Noble and I just about died because it was
fandomanon: Casual reminder that this is a thing that happened. PS take a look at the writing on Gavin’s bandage in the first picture.
kamikaze-kumquat: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see
obsidianmage3:gui1ttripping:homosexual-having-tea:Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:-The Witcher came out-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars-Stickbugging-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times-Ray Bans Official Charity
purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose
purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the
autismspectra:autismspectra:I love those character profiles that are likelikes: [favorite food, activity, something relevant to their theme]dislikes: [highly specific bad thing that happened to them]likes: apples, basketball, catsdislikes: being hit on
songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole dayone time i
vermillionsketcher: based on an actual thing that happened in ap art w/ me and my friend (p.s. that’s a pic my actual laptop lid on san’ pc lmao)bonus:
lolimreallygay: triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic
pissfreak: the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered
owlturdcomix: Gotta reach for that outrage. image / twitter / facebook / patreon
bootyprince420: I know the finale of Jersey Shore was only about a year or two ago but they were one of the things that happened during my generation that I actually found fascinating. I think they are a great example of what was being projected to the
cagedjock: depthproof: Good pussy My beautiful sexy step bro. Our parents remarried was the best thing that happened to us. Fell in love with him the moment we met. I knew the moment we clapped eyes that he wanted me. He’s new to chastity but I’m
wantlikeaforestfire: keptgirl: He said he’d heard enough about my dissertation for today. that’s so weird.. because this is the same thing that happens when i’ve heard enough about his “opinions” for the day. face-fucking. shutting
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