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bycottlove: if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude
herpowerisherown: purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people
ladyredstone: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can do?????????
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
momshouseofsluts: Before that night I stayed over at Sheena’s, I never realized she and her mom were both so into girls. It wasn’t long before I had my best friend licking my neck and lustfully saying the filthiest things about her super hot mom
neutral-gray: I say a lot of harsh things but never let that fool you. Sexism is real. Favoring the rich is real. Stupid court decisions are real. Justice is subjective to a horribly corrupt degree. This is a prime little example of how biased society
The strange thing about men who uphold this “not all men” mentality is that they are afraid of men too. You never hear men say: “I’m afraid that women will rape me!” It’s always other men, gay or straight, phrases like “don’t drop the
allwomenneedfaketits:It makes me so hard to think about what I’ve done to my baby girl, the plastic freak I’ve turned her into, all just to satisfy my cock. She never even had a say in the sick things I had done to her body. God, I love her. I
darling-highness: my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald
unbossed: I saw this at the Safeway where I get my groceries. The lighting was shitty so you probably can’t make it out but those are child-size grocery carts and the flags say “Customer in Training.” I’d never seen this kind of thing before.
princess-bossy-pants: theimperfetc: theimperfetc: msbossypnts: I’ll throw it right back at you so you better be prepared. ^^^^ A thing that has literally never happened. And this is the one that got the attention of @princess-bossy-pants . Says
hawaiiansdonotblog: I forgot my ipod but not my headphones the other day. I wore my headphones on the tram because I wanted to see what interesting things people would say if they though I couldn’t over hear their conversations on the tram. I am never
nudityandnerdery: afro-elf: you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to do is say “never
im-fairly-whitty: lucapisanu: Hey guys! Here’s a painting of the Land of the dead for Coco done at Disney Publishing :).It’s never enough to say how much I love my team and how hard everyone works here to reach the top quality on every single thing.This
submissivetosir: From down here, pet obeys. From her knees pet says things that words can never capture. From this place humility she is her proudest.
amiunloved: carazelaya: loveisrespect: What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start
cool-yubari: What I hear when someone who has a mental illness – but for whom violence and aggression have never been issues – says things like [The mentally ill are no more likely to commit violence than the rest of the population], is “My being
fiftythreecrimes: Pay attention to people who empathize with a Nazi getting punched and say things like “violence is never the answer” but stay silent on police brutality and disparage BLM.
bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: hesnevercomingback: Fun fact: I’m 6’1 and I’ve never dated a girl taller than 5’4. I guess you can say i have a thing for long distance relationships. I tried to scroll past I did
monobeartheater: scandalgladiators: team-joebama: this actually happened Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths? Ive never seen a face say “what the fuck are you
otherthingsaboutme: I’m in love I’m insane Don’t know what’s running through my brain I’ve got things I need to do But i just want kiss you. I don’t care what they’re going to say Haters rage on!!: Bad ‘tude never bothered me anyway
loveisrespect:What is Gaslighting?You’re crazy - that never happened.Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
aloneveganreed: strangenewclassrooms:frank-e-does-audio:talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:Wow I never knew thisI didn’t know this stuff either, and feel like that’s a good thing. Like this is what allies should be doing. Not taking parts and awards and saying
aubernutter: embracingwild: fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that @oatsnjen what we were saying!!
tigerfan371:It’s wrong of me to say but I’m glad my mom ran off with her boss. Daddy was devastated, but I do everything I can to make him forget about her. I do all the things she never would.
filthyfamilyfilms6: TABOO (1980)A mother/son incest scenePaul wakes up the morning after having sex with his mother (Kay Parker) to find that she has left him a note saying that the whole thing was a mistake and that it can never happen again. But when
teatimeatshakespeares: “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous
dfmbf:Sometimes the trainer says things you can’t stop thinking about. “You’ll never get this weight off back here if you keep feeding your face, you know.”
micdotcom: Larry Wilmore had the best reaction to Mississippi establishing a Confederate Heritage Month. His exasperation led to a new segment 'Things I Never Thought I’d Say.’
bae-jjong:bae-min: I’ll make sure it’ll never get to that, you always make it better, you always know what to do and say, even when it’s just a small hug or kiss. I feel like I suck at comforting you, I’m not too good at those kinds of things
thezeen: They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ i never want this to happen to me lol
al-the-stuff-i-like: purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people
cumberbuddy: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. This is literally the cutest fucking thing
saundering: fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this
kablob17: zumanzi: andersam5: This short is over a year old but this reaction will never cease to make me laugh I love this trope. “She said the thing!!” What I love is the other kid just having this face like “Wait, she actually says that?”
bananonbinary:jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck upsaying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
cant-comprehend: falloutbarbie: if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk
positivedoodles: Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book [Drawing of a white ghost sitting on a pumpkin and saying “It’s not too early to be excited about Halloween. It’s never too early to be excited about things that make you happy.”
jumex:tumblr is the only site where u can say some innocuous thing like i love banana bread! n someone will be like…well banana bread killed my mother. are you happy? and thats why ill never leave
brunhiddensmusings:maneth985:insanitysscribblings:asterosian:Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would
insanitysscribblings:asterosian:Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized
jockguybttm: tombianchiphotos:Fabrice - On The Couch Chapter 33 - People have told me that they find my work intensely hot but never pornographic. “Perhaps,” one said, “it’s because the things on the table are so beautiful.” I agree. Say it
z28demona: daninicki: myeroticartproject: Okay, Baby, let’s get a couple of things straight. You’re not my bitch unless you want to be my bitch in the moment and you are never my whore unless hearing me say that is what sends you over the edge
xyako: “You look so much prettier without all that make up”how about i like make up and i put effort into my make up, not for you but for me, and saying that the effort and time ive put in looks bad is a really shitty thing to do and i never asked
authoriting: Neurodivergent/disabled people do things when they’re alone that they don’t do in front of other people. When someone says they have/do certain symptoms/behaviours, do not argue that they don’t, just because you’ve never seen them
kirbyshay11: It’s nice to be told you’re beautiful or hot or whatever, but I’d love to hear some say that I make things easier, that they’re happy I exist, they don’t know what they’d do with out me, I’m strong, that they hope we never
stonedpervert: anukkinearthwalker: i used to live a few hours away from these things…always wanted to do this…but never got around to it ;] since you can’t see what they say… the message of the Georgia Guidestones 1. MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER
Lets play the “never have I ever” game. Send me asks saying things you’re curious if I’ve ever done. I’ll reply if I have or not and maybe even give you a little story, depending what it is.
tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can do????????? yea
kingsleyyy: sick of people saying the best things in life are free because i’ve never had a pizza show up at my door with no receipt
![cool-yubari: What I hear when someone who has a mental illness – but for whom violence and aggression have never been issues – says things like [The mentally ill are no more likely to commit violence than the rest of the population], is “My being](https://64.media.tumblr.com/03134ddfa959dc88376a2b384b46340f/a378fe525c46346d-c4/s512x512u_c1/dc10632e74579cc4a328e420e212f03467559922.png)
![cumberbuddy: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. This is literally the cutest fucking thing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5d654acdea630f90e07ab964133bd6d9/tumblr_n4mcai5OQT1r9xb88o1_250.gif)
![stonedpervert: anukkinearthwalker: i used to live a few hours away from these things…always wanted to do this…but never got around to it ;] since you can’t see what they say… the message of the Georgia Guidestones 1. MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g487rVVi1qknzn8o1_250.jpg)
