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asianqties:Asian sluts will do things for white men that they would never do for Asian men. You can teabag them, tell them “suck your balls,” throat fuck them until they choke, and they still say “I want more…”
darling-highness: my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald
coffee-clubbers: Hi Clubbers, slowly I’m running out of things to say about my photos. When we set up the camera I never thought I’d get that many keepers out of it. And we didn’t even pose since we were busy otherwise as you can see. And it turns
tricias-captions: It was really rare at first, but now its become a thing: a woman you’ve never met walks up to you on the street and says, “swap with me?” or something like that. And then you’re taking off your panties and she’s taking off
loveisrespect: What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
authoriting: Neurodivergent/disabled people do things when they’re alone that they don’t do in front of other people. When someone says they have/do certain symptoms/behaviours, do not argue that they don’t, just because you’ve never seen them
afro-elf: afro-elf: you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to do is say “never made
samuel-alexander: “Don’t pee on my DBS check!" There are many things you never expect to say until you have rat companionship.
lavender-bubbaa: dreagentry: transgirlnausicaa: i zeriously don’t give a shit if you’re lesbian and say that you’re penis-repulsed or that you never want to have penetrative sex like obviously these are very very personal things and you have every
hipthrust: i’ve never understood why ppl repost things and say ‘credit to artist’ like do you know what the word credit means? who are you crediting? how is that artist getting credit if nobody knows who tf they are? do you know how stupid you
pregnantseinfeld: I need to say one thing; despite the many incidents of undercover cops obviously provoking fights or starting fires, I am never going to condemn the riots, or attempt to distinguish the good peaceful protests from those daring to commit
bananonbinary: jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck upsaying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
theamazinggohast03: When writing the dialog for a southern born character in fan fiction ktwinchesterhale: there will never ever be a “you all” (we say “y’all” which used for referring to < 3 living things, “y’alls or all y’all is
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wickedvegas2point0: WickedVegas Wicked Sext Phone www.HeyWicked.com I am NO size queen and hubby has made me do, say and feel things I NEVER thought possible with his 6 inches but I would like to make my own decision if
The one thing you have to realize as a dancer is that you will never get better if you make excuses for yourself. The biggest excuse you can ever say to somebody is, "No, I can't. I suck." That's you closing all doors to improvement right there. Remind
omg…. hahaNOOOOO! MYSPACE is gone, i still had some pictures that i haven’t saved haha. I guess i can i say, you never really appreciate things once its gone. haha actually i heard it just got hacked
swrredhead:Oh, you say your pretty tight little ass has never been pegged before? Oh come on sir. I saw your naughty porn collection and all the things you post online. I know all about your little fantasy, so now daddy you are going to take this
thechocolatarian: true2myroots: This is true. Fellas be the same complaining there’s no ladies out here but keep settling for girls smh. I have never in my entire colored life heard ANY black man say any of those things about the women in the top
mrs-demeanor: purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can
woodmeat: lagonegirl: Lmao why did he do that to his lawn why try and start drama? I’m 25 never heard a black person say blacks rule in any dam context. Whitest thing ever *spray paints all lives are lit in my driveway*
tamboochie: @manniefreshhaircut right like anyone who says there’s boundaries when it comes to rap beef clearly has never loved in the hood or spent more than 2 minutes in there like biggas thing rap spose to be all sugar and rainbows like nooooooo
rapunzel-corona-lite: theblacktroymcclure: kingjaffejoffer: explanatorypower: kingjaffejoffer: Just say he’s a C- student and go @kingjaffejoffer still annoying and corny as a square can get Nice to know some things never change I have no idea
big-brother-hater:Some of yall have never been the only brown/black person in a room full of whites and had to watch every thing you say so they don’t discount your entire race or hate you for just being yourself and it shows
thecsph: largelabiaproject: Large Labia in Porn Whenever I hear girls say that they never see large labia, or dark labia, or wrinkly labia, or asymmetrical labia, or large clit hoods in porn, and that the only thing that’s seen is the “perfect little
crazycatladayyy: Please let Willow Smith and Jaden Smith be a little weird and say weird things. I feel like black kids are never given the freedom to be a little strange or offbeat because they’re always being judged on everything they do. Plus, they’re
victoriaafaaith: youngblackandvegan: lavidamartian: physicalcreation: mcashhole1: When your homeboy says some suspect shit and you not rocking like that Who edited this video?!! IVE NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE THING LMAO Art i’m crying
bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: hesnevercomingback: Fun fact: I’m 6’1 and I’ve never dated a girl taller than 5’4. I guess you can say i have a thing for long distance relationships. I tried to scroll past I did
shut-up-karen: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can do?????????
crowley-is-my-homeboy: mylittlewhitebird: winchesterandwinchester: Hitler’s reaction to the S9 finale It makes me chuckle. I’m right there with you Hitler… Never thought I’d say that….. WHY IS THIS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER OMG I’M
freckles-n-feathers: You know they say that they don’t want to make Destiel a thing because it’ll distract from the main story (among other reasons), but Legally Blonde has a great side story of love between Emmet and Elle and they never even kiss
biorobo: So I had every intention of just never making one for Kagerou, since I thought it was sort of sad considering he dies in the show, but I’ve been hearing people say that semi-canon things like the games and one of the comics have him end up
fabwithfibro: woluf: Just Chronic Fatigue Things feeling so tired you might pass out never feeling like you’ve slept - ever forgetting what you’re going to say 100 times a day being too tired to sleep sleeping for 4/8/12 hours and feeling just as
kirbyshay11: It’s nice to be told you’re beautiful or hot or whatever, but I’d love to hear some say that I make things easier, that they’re happy I exist, they don’t know what they’d do with out me, I’m strong, that they hope we never
myeroticartproject: Okay, Baby, let’s get a couple of things straight.You’re not my bitch unless you want to be my bitch in the moment and you are never my whore unless hearing me say that is what sends you over the edge into bliss.And when you pound
lolsofunny: it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :( that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that :( My childhood :( Those movies just got darker and darker. the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what
bones-are-the-new-sexy: Don’t give up now. You always do this. You say you’re going to do something, then you never do it. Don’t you want this time to be different. If this is the thing that means the most to you then show it.
eddybelly: Sketch dump of Things I Say I Need To Finish But Never Gather The Courage And Confidence To Actually Do It #1Mostly musclegut and fat stuff. I still do not know how to muscle properly even when looking at references. orz
neutral-gray: I say a lot of harsh things but never let that fool you. Sexism is real. Favoring the rich is real. Stupid court decisions are real. Justice is subjective to a horribly corrupt degree. This is a prime little example of how biased society
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain:
you-will-never-be-fucking-lonely: PSA: my snake is my baby. It’s okay if you don’t like snakes, but please don’t say mean and hurtful things. I love my snake like I love my furry pets. It’s not very nice to threaten the safety of my babiessss
khromejio: governmentname: tonismailagic: afropunk liannelahavas alicesmith fadermag shot by Toni Smailagic - www.tonismailagic.com who says affirmative action is a bad thing? LOL… most of these people would NEVER dress this way if it wasnt trendy
loveisrespect:What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
loveisrespect:What is Gaslighting?You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
mygloombeauty: Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You
blairwarldof: I’ve never fallen in love right off the bat. I get scared to say I love you too soon because it means so much. It means you’re not seeing an end to things.
atraversso: I’ve never met an animal I didn’t like, and I can’t say the same thing about people. Credit: by Adrien Sifre
girldwarf: fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this
herpowerisherown: purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people
britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That was the
dirkgentlyx:“If you wanna stop this, then stand up! Because I’ve just got one thing to say to you! Never forget who you want to become!”