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You never had a Velma kink, but her husband did and sometimes these things would show up mid-Bimbofication.“Isn’t this what you always wanted, Master?” She asks.“I guess, in a way,” you say, looking at her tits outgrowing
hughxjackman: “I’ve always felt that if you back down from a fear, the ghost of that fear never goes away. It diminishes people. So I’ve always said ‘yes’ to the thing I’m most scared about. The fear of letting myself down, of saying ‘no’
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That
bycottlove: if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude
kissmyex: Success never comes easy. Most important thing I learnt recently was patience. I can now say I have a patience of a Saint 😇💪🏻 . . . . . #abs #fitness #gym #workout #bodybuilding #motivation #training #eatclean #lifestyle #body #model
chubby-bunnies: US size 16/18It took me a while to really embrace myself fully. Not to say I never liked my body or the way it curves, but I’ve always been insecure about things such as stretch marks, cellulite, etc…. but you know what? This is MY
swrredhead: Oh, you say your pretty tight little ass has never been pegged before? Oh come on sir. I saw your naughty porn collection and all the things you post online. I know all about your little fantasy, so now daddy you are going to take this
fleet-wing: YAY, ANOTHER STEAM HACKER GOING AROUND. So I’ve only heard about this one, never had it happen to me. UNTIL NOW. So this “thing” is going around, sending people messages saying “WTF DUDE?” with a legit looking link. Well, it shouldn’t
thepinkpirate: thepinkpirate: So I hit 5k followers! Wheeee!!! Thanks a lot guys, super awesome that this many people are interested in my art things. I dont know what to say really, i never expected to reach this many followers… so what do I do now?
kablob17: zumanzi: andersam5: This short is over a year old but this reaction will never cease to make me laugh I love this trope. “She said the thing!!” What I love is the other kid just having this face like “Wait, she actually says that?”
ask-oncies-jizz: ask-oncies-jizz: 4 years later Regarding Twilight Sparkle is still the most deeply upsetting thing ever written by a human being and i’m not kidding when i say that i think about it almost daily never forget lulz
dividerbyzero: I MADE A THING. I wanted to do a tutorial for quite a while, but I never thought I was qualified to do it. I decided to just say “fuck it,” since there aren’t too many comprehensive tutorials for SourcePornMaker. CLICK HERE TO
nowat-nilehorn-deactivated20190: there are ship partners and then there are ship soulmates who headcanon with you until you run out of things to say about your ship (which is never) and who you can message like “hey do this with me” and they will
how come I never get tumblr beef. I say “problematic” things all the time.
o-hybridity: The Beholder is the best idea Gary Gygax ever had and nobody can be assed to say why. I’ve seen people agonize over the Beholder, trying to improve on the overall model, and it’s never worked for me. Thing is, you can’t deliberately
cloesy: aciddiarrhea: reasons why i missed playing latale I never get to witness things like this anymoreI’m jealous she missed the chance to use the fart emote and say ‘urine trouble now mister’ too
ignotus-alchemedia: What’s The Worst Thing You Could Say To A Congresswoman Who Lost Her Legs In Battle? Um, THIS. An IRS contractor hurt his foot playing football in military prep school. He never served in the actual military. Then one day, decades
i-pulledthetrigger: I’m constantly left by people. People I love, the ones who say they love me, they always leave. The things I need to keep me sane, always leave. People never stay with me long enough.
czar4curves: funny I just read the bottom quote…………about she’s more than just a body (smh) for everytime I hear a chick say that… funny thing is I would never meet u…so does it really matter that your more than just body…? NOOOOOOOOOO
whoopscloplockbox: Bitches who say sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world have never had a good pair of pajamas. #RealTalk ^
fromthedeskofmayormare:OOC: I said she had a prescription, I never said it was entirely legitimate… legal enough that she won’t get arrested for it, though I’m not sure I can say the same thing about dr. Horse…While I’m on the subject of emotional
rains-sauce:She spends a lot of time in the crystal caves making carvings…Carvings of what though she never really reveals…What can I say? Dragons really love crystals. Wasn’t going to upload this because it was a silly thing but maybe I need to
darkfiretaimatsu: I’m not stupid, you think I’d try something like a soda jetpack without safety equipment~? You’ll never innovate if you only do the sane and sensible things is all I’m saying~ x3
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes
neuroatypicalprincess: If you say things like “autistic people are never successful” and you are also a Pokemon fan then you should probably sit down while I tell you the news about the creator of your beloved game series. Yeah, Satoshi Tajiri, creator
endrae: So I can (probably) finally say the deed is done and we got the print ready with @kiwiitin! I’ve never cut so close with any of my alley things (literally slept only for couple of hours before the tabling for the sake to paint this ready - and
I am never ever writing a goddamn build guide again. I constantly keep remembering all random things for criticals and I’m like “oh I need to point this out” or “I need to say this in regards of that”… *facedesks*
androgynousblackbox: Honestly, what is up with antis saying the most obvious shit ever and somehow wanting the credit of discover something espectacular?“Incest and abuse are not good things!”No shit, Sherlock! Really? I would have never guessed!
pup-pyrus: I haven’t seen my master in two weeks, and it’ll be another two weeks before I see him again. And every day and night he teases me and says the dirtiest things, especially the last few nights, and I’ve never been so turned on, it’s
skyler10fic: herpowerisherown: purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing
kaoinim:‘thats probably fine’ is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
authoriting: Neurodivergent/disabled people do things when they’re alone that they don’t do in front of other people. When someone says they have/do certain symptoms/behaviours, do not argue that they don’t, just because you’ve never seen them
jluds: artalias: k3llyb3an: funimationentertainment: i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is #omg that’s why they’re such bad ideas OH GOD did someone say cosmo tips my favorite
bycottlove: poppunkentry: bycottlove: if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru
wsswatson: i can’t believe people are defending david cameron by saying he was a drunk student like listen, i’m 20 years old and i’ve been drunk enough to do incredibly stupid things but i’ve never fucked a dead pig
okcupidescapades: I don’t care what anyone says, this will always and forever be the funniest thing that’s ever happened in US politics Never thought I’d identify with dubya but there we are
lizardofdeath: artemispanthar: lizardofdeath: artemispanthar: lizardofdeath: artemispanthar: Fullview Read More Read More Ha! No, I never realized it was an anagram! Although looking at the description for Torchwood, the first thing it says
Video: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVzDgNMwKBQuestion 12: How come Steven and Onion never go to school? (35:47)Rebecca says Steven is homeschooled, since he has a lot of Gem things he needs to learn and only the Gems would know how to teach himIan
cant-comprehend: falloutbarbie: if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk
nonipsa-blog: He asks questions about my 9-month-old son, and then Captain America gets teary “I weep at everything,” he says. “I emote. I love things so much—I just never want to dilute that.” - Chris Evans for Details Magazine May 2012
animalker: FIFTY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS » 7. Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect (x) But… listen. There’s things I wanna say, and… looking back, I have a few regrets, but not many. That’s pretty amazing, right? Messed up kid that I was, never would’ve
im only going to say this once and never again. so listen up. attention all inattentive and distracted drivers: you have to understand this 1 thing. if youre at an intersection and your light is red that means the OTHER cars have the right of way. NOT
im going to speak my piece about the whole cardi b thing and never again. so plz…listen up and listen well. my issue w/ this is everybody is talking about what she said or didn’t say …yet…no one wants to talk about the worse
Dear anonIf you’re reading this I just wanna say to you that you’re wasting your time with things like ‘Die’, or 'You’re just a copycat’ and bla bla bla.It’s not gonna happen. It will never happen. So, you can
acuntforredddoctober: curiosa-obscura: carry on like a pork chopok so never sure about qualifying work..this is definitely not about women being viewed as meat…but that is an issue and this is just one of the things we say to each other when we are
laxita2688: kuakusi: kaikokim: str4ttfordd: Never have I ever seen something this disgusting. How can someone say such things to another human being? This is wrong. Absolutely disgusting and wrong. This little girl was FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE. She
qinni: chromehearts: I’m so sick of artists in my department and artists in general saying “I hate anime” or “I don’t and never will like anime” because guess what, literally the ONLY thing the term “anime” refers to is animation originating
fruk-this: mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth you truly never asked
purradox: tomthebluellama: hellarat: madmaninachair: Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it. Is that a thing people can do????????? yea
tmirai: spud-tan: pro to being friends with me i’ll draw you things con to being friends with me i’ll never finish it Nothing says love like unfinished sketches.
boys-and-suicide: I think the best thing about having a dog is you can make mistakes, drink, look ugly, smoke, have tattoos, take up knitting as a hobby, and your dog will still love you. They’ll never judge you and I can’t really say the same for
bandnrd: deliriumofdelight: I hate writing things about myself. I never really know what to say. ajdhgkjlsahdkghdga You should start with this: Hi, I’m Anthony, and I’m one sexy piece of manmeat. I concur.
justcarbonbased: mres90: bandnrd: deliriumofdelight: I hate writing things about myself. I never really know what to say. ajdhgkjlsahdkghdga You should start with this: Hi, I’m Anthony, and I’m one sexy piece of manmeat. I concur. Tell me what
justcarbonbased: mres90: justcarbonbased: mres90: bandnrd: deliriumofdelight: I hate writing things about myself. I never really know what to say. ajdhgkjlsahdkghdga You should start with this: Hi, I’m Anthony, and I’m one sexy piece of manmeat.
bandnrd: mres90: justcarbonbased: mres90: bandnrd: deliriumofdelight: I hate writing things about myself. I never really know what to say. ajdhgkjlsahdkghdga You should start with this: Hi, I’m Anthony, and I’m one sexy piece of manmeat. I
lil-mizz-jay: “Everything you say, even if correct, can be safely disregarded” has to be the most insanely hilarious thing I’ve ever read.Remember folks, broken clocks aren’t right twice a dayThey’re just never right ever
