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The bad thing about shopping on your own is there’s no one to tell you no. Oops! #me #missSelfridge #dress #sparkly #hair
gestured: there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
amerlcanapparel: have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
roughrimjob: *GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
arepeegee:when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips
tugbaheaven: I hate the fact that i cry when i’m angry and that’s the worst thing ever because you’re trying to act tough and mean but instead you cry.
Things I am always down for no questions asked:
assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity
teenscoolest: beneaththeforest: One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
sophtly: i want to be the most confusing thing you’ve ever laid eyes on
earthdad: roasting me is ineffective because you can’t tell me worse things than i already think of my self already
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
majestic-peanut: Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this! Also me:
fagitronmcruben: “I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath,
lohver: it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things
jigglypuffsvevo: person: what’s up me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
asleepylioness: The ability to be naked in your backyard at any time might just be the best thing about owning your own home. The ‘other’ half to the ‘better’ half of WordsMatty :). You two are so perfect for each other. This photo is fantastic.
my favorite thing about brienne of tarth is that she’s huge and has a scary face and she’s a badass fighter and totally not ladylike or feminine but she still gets embarrassing awkward crushes on cute boys
eternal-sighs: thingswhatareawesome: mother-fucking-avengers: cherizo: growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
you poor thing, sweet mourning lamb
Stars an' Things
bencumber: that shaky thing your voice does when you’re confronting someone or speaking up for yourself is the worst damn thing it’s like you have no intentions of crying but your nervousness overcomes your vocal cords and you end up looking like
jencorpsichord: young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
It’s been a minute since I ran two miles, but I kept myself motivated and didn’t pay attention at all how much I was running. The biggest things about exercising are your thoughts. When I exercise I think about all the little kids I help teach at
muttations: having to pretend you are an average fan anywhere besides on tumblr is the hardest thing to do
leopoldjamesfitzs: i only ship things that are guaranteed to cause me immense pain
neyruto: stop romanticizing things. stop romanticizing ANYTHING. the only romance i will acknowledge is my chemical
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
taeshidiary: Geez what kinda person would say such a thing
victorhugofuckyourself: “are there any characters you don’t headcanon as queer?” why would i want to do a thing like that
the-vashta-nerada: i get really angry about two things: united states politics and sansa stark hate
averageboo: i was readin my text book and it said humans kind of imprint our sexuality like a baby duck to its mom to the first things that made us sexually curious as children and my world came crashing down when i realized my entire sexuality is built
missmirandaaraee: “dark lipstick makes you look intimidating” good. stay the hell away from me.
upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
creepyjirachi: me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotionalme watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments
chaotic gay™ things:
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not
alltheoutsinfreeeee:riggedbones:im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
sharedtrauma:If Wayne Munson has a million fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has ten fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has only one fan that is me. If Wayne Munson has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth.
might-catch-my-crazy: normalisntmyforte: underwon: my brain has too many tabs open Most accurate thing ever I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
neocola: I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
jimzuccofromit: The only thing keeping me from building a criminal empire is practicality and an aversion to risk
doggosource:The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what
blindcaius: When your friends vaguepost things about people offending them or pissing them off and you immediately think it must be something you did you just can’t remember what it is
ifyoucarryonthisway: the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s
noblehouseofwolfstar: lieutenantriza: My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it This is so weird because this is my signature move at work
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: mrcraabs: imagine if you could screenshot real life camera that thing you’re talking about is a camera
ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
rabbits-foot: Perhaps I am vain/materialistic but I love buying beautiful things and making myself look and feel beautiful and doing beautiful things with beautiful people.
bolinsbiceps:Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :) *sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus* Me: @ God why do you try
asteriskos: why use a ouija board when you could get the very same experience by having a conversation with mefear… cryptic one-word answers… me knocking things off of your desk
The only thing you got right about me is where my heart is
