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effingniall: do you know how fucking happy they are right now? they surprised us. no slips. no leaks. they completely blindsided our asses and finally get to watch us freak out the way theyve been waiting to for the last three years and that makes me
welcometoheck: theyve done it
unclefather: waluiqi: do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS
curseworm: killer-catchy: curseworm: whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents
girlwhowasonfire: perfectrainbow: imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be this has happened to me and it’s actually really creepy jsyk
i could be a total cunt… but i dont do that to people i care about, no matter how much theyve hurt me.
heysazz: not true at all. they like us because theyve got to know us, on a more personal level. go out and see them a lot and that could be you. ^ well said sazz. :)
wind-up-key:tyrell-for-the-throne: wind-up-key: wind-up-key: balfies: fleurdemeth: Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer #they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked
hyourinmaruice: caseythesalamancer: pokemallow: do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT???? What do you mean? You went on all of those adventures with
trentofsky: buttsfandom: elasticitymudflap: bayleef: sunshien: where is your god now theyve achieved sentience science has gone too far thE CROC IS WEAIRKNG CROCS OKMFG KILL IT. KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS.
balfies: fleurdemeth: Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer #they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in
iguanamouth: so the first four hoards were so popular that theyve become kind of on ongoing series ! some of the ones here feature the commissioners ocs and personal items, but ALL of them involve things very dear to me: weird lizards on piles of
slayboybunny: everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
I swear im so grateful for everything ive learned and never lowering myself to anyone else’s level regardless of what theyve done. I swear I want to be soooo petty right now but its never worth it.
balfies:fleurdemeth:Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer #they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in
throbbyrotton:Having a dom pick an outfit for you and a plug. They guide you to lay over their lap w your bum in the air. Then they lube the plug theyve picked for you and push it in themselves as they coo and praise you for being such a good boy for
ectopastries: theyve both gone a long time without a friend
magnesiumdeath: theyve settled some differences
perfectrainbow: imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be its actually a little awkward too
thats-slightly-raven: theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off
kariyas: caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
caringsuggestion:HELP YOUR INSECURE FRIENDS. REMIND THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM. RANDOMLY GIVE THEM COMPLIMENTS. TEXT THEM SPONTANEOUSLY. DONT GIVE UP ON THEM JUST BECAUSE THEYVE GIVEN UP ON THEMSELVES. HELP YOUR INSECURE FRIENDS!
fkatwigs: does anyone else have dreams about dreams theyve had before and like why does it happen?
foulserpent:women arent allowed to compete in the tour de france and the womens races theyve had are like substantially shorter so that woman causing the largest crash in tour de france history by accidentally knocking a guy over with a sign is girlboss
onyourtongue: slayboybunny: everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life Tbh
rippingupthedisco: psa: dont ever order from Lime Crime Cosmetics its a super shady company, the owner is a complete jerk who’s dressed up as a nazi on different occasions and theyve been known to steal and sell credit card information
“Who cares?!”“I do!”
eggito:caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
pokemallow: do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????
lemonvortex: lemonvortex: Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE
medievalpoc: a-thousand-crows: balfies: fleurdemeth: Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer #they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in medievalpoc you’d like this
xyako:rippingupthedisco:rippingupthedisco:psa: dont ever order from Lime Crime Cosmetics its a super shady company, the owner is a complete jerk who’s dressed up as a nazi on different occasions and theyve been known to steal and sell credit card
emotion-deluxe:emotion-deluxe:Everybody apologize to Sonic The Hedgehog right fucking nowNo because what the fuck is this doing in a game from a corporation with a networth of 4 Billion Dollars.
perfectrainbow: imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
wind-up-key:wind-up-key: balfies: fleurdemeth: Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer #they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in I’m on mobile, somebody edit them
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